Finally, some wrestling wank!
Our poor fandom is so dependent on mailing lists that it's hard to find good wank roaming about, but found it I did! Even if it is your standard "finding God" wank.

"I've found religion again and can no longer write smut or use curse words, just thought I'd let you know!"

"EXCUUUUUSE ME, are you saying you're better than us?!"

"Of course not. By the way, you're very sad for being agnostic."

The born-again in question also says she's gonna leave the board as a result of the backlash she's received and it's PLEASE DON'T GO to the rescue! And she decides to stay after all. And the originally offended person posts an apology.

Bonus amusement:
"I'm agnostic and whenever someone tells me God bless, I tell them God doesn't exist."
"What you defined is atheism. Duh.."

Also:
"Well your fics suck, anyway!"

It's a baby, I know. ;_;