Set the 9th Chevron for Wank!
Who'd have thought a giant wormhole/vagina could cause so much grief?

Stargate: Atlantis Wank! It was only a matter of time.

As volorz puts it:

K so these Ancients make a flying city that lasts millions of years, build all the stargates which last millions of years, countless devices, weapons, and random technology, and sink they're city to the bottom of an ocean to protect it in the hopes of someone someday using it to defeat the wraith, but they never thought to leave 3 stinking batteries? Man this show gets worse by the moment I said it in my last post that they'd make Teyla's stupid necklace important and as obvious as this show is they did. And it stinks. I'd have been happier if Teyla was helping the wraith she would have at least exhibited a personality. P.S. When's Wier growing a backbone or is the German Shepherd doing it atlantis style?

Highlights:

--My IQ is bigger than yours!

--You are so gay!

--I don't type for accuracy, I type for speed!

There is also wank a-plenty in the other SG:A threads, including a vote on which characters should be killed off.

Have fun!