Deleterius wank (props go to an anonymouse)
Deleterius, the Harry Potter/LotR Mary Sue Report community gets its very own troll - fu_deleterius.

Everyone is amused and pinches the cute troll's cheek.

Enter insanity khroan .



Am I the only one who thinks the 'troll' is cooler than you all are?

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING FANGIRLS. YOU FIND ANY REASON TO CIRCLEJERK AND SPLUT OUT VAGINAL SECRETIONS ALL OVER EACH OTHER LIKE SOME SORT OF MENTAL MASTURBATION CONVENSATION JESUS CHRISST SFHSJFSKKSFKFS

I mean, for fuck's sake. Look at the lot of you. 'Fangirling' each other, squealing and rolling around like buttergolems and vomiting out anime emoticons, *actions in asterisks*, and full-out cocksucking.

And you know what? This troll hasn't done anything but add people to its friend list and make short, nonsensical entries. And yet you STILL call them 'immature', when YOU ARE THE ONES DOING ALL OF THE ABOVE. I'd understand you doing it if you were all 12 or so, but jesus I got over that phase when I was 11. ///11///.

In conclusion: YOU ARE ALL MORONS

ps: I await the witty responses that involve roleplaying and the use of second-hand recycled cliches thrown away from the actual witty people who grew tired of them and handed them down to you rejects.

Various people reply and she post gems like:

ZING
what is there to comprehend? 'omg i am so better than fangirls even though I am one and *lol* *g* ^___^_^_^_^_^_^_ XD XD XD XDXD sefiroth is hawt ^____^ o.O'

dude you must be blind or something, but plz scroll up. observe.
You see the asterisks? The :: ::s?

ps: I did that to rant, now it is time to become the FANGIRL WRANGLER and have fun. Kind of like a Mongoloid Wrangler, but cooler.

pps: I hate Mary-Sues. The community is cool. BUT, the people in it are gghfhdshghghdhfgh.

ppps: nice excuse for the fangirlism. just look at all the 'OMG SIRIUS AND REMUS ARE SOOOOO HOT TOGEHTER' icons and the constant squealing and 'fangirling' which is far too retarded even in ironic use. Also: XD emoticons
pppps: 'colour'


and my personal favorite:

in conclusion: YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE INTERNET