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Oh, man. This is just overflowing in wank. It's a bit old, but it's got it all.

I mean there's RPing real people is wrong wank, lying about having cancer wank, *and* you suck too much to be posting here, so there wank. Plus there's a bonus of only morons give out their phone numbers wank.

I think I've hit a goldmine...