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Jack Braun ([info]goldenboy) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-11 13:05:00
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Current mood:cynical

Proto-wank? Pre-wank? Wank breeding program?
[info]deleting_my_lj

It's brand-new, but... I'll let the link speak for itself.


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[info]dracolovesharry
2004-08-11 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Amazing... the first post was done by "Wayfairer"-- who I believe is in the Potter fandom? So isn't this technically MORE Potter wank, like perhaps a third or fourth degree away?

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-11 11:22 pm UTC (link)
Wayfairer is the infamous Aja.

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[info]prettyveela
2004-08-12 01:59 am UTC (link)
She un-deleted her journal, so she really should take that post down.

Frankly, I'm shocked that a BNF in the fandom would post there. I know Aja knew that post would get wanked. :(

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-08-12 06:20 am UTC (link)
Real Life shit hit the fan, she didn't want people to freak out.

I don't think deleting her LJ was a good idea -- people who hadn't seen the community post were worried.

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[info]sakemaki
2004-08-11 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Mmmkay.. sure thing... ¬_¬

Jeesus

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[info]ari_o
2004-08-11 11:39 pm UTC (link)
wank breeding? *ponders*

Aren't those two things usually mutually exclusive?

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[info]llama_treats
2004-08-12 12:17 am UTC (link)
You must have missed the whole "sperm bank" trend.

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[info]herring
2004-08-12 12:26 am UTC (link)
I got one impression when I read that first post of hers:

"Look at me! No, really--look at me! I know I deleted my journals, and I believe I've ruined so many lives by doing that, but now I'm back (and I'm not saying for how long) so you can look at me some more! All of you love me! Rejoice! Rejoice!"

Maybe I'm too cynical.

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[info]alpheratz
2004-08-12 01:04 am UTC (link)
People were kind of worried, so she posted that. I'm not seeing the wank/attention-whoring there.

But then, I like Aja.

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[info]herring
2004-08-12 02:45 am UTC (link)
I don't even know who she is, so I can't say I have anything for or against her! It's just my cynicism.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-08-12 02:52 am UTC (link)
I don't see it, either. But man, does that community have attention-whoring/drama queening potential.

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[info]kijikun
2004-08-12 01:59 am UTC (link)
[info]clairvoyantwank

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[info]kijikun
2004-08-12 02:13 am UTC (link)
There is nothing wank about this really. I mean even the people in the comments are being sweet.

Why did you post this here? I mean really? So its a comm for people to post why their deleting their journals, get back to us WHEN AND IF something actaully happens.

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[info]red_eft
2004-08-12 03:11 am UTC (link)
I think it's just because the "OMG deleeting my J0urnal!!11" is a classic response to being wanked, not that there's anything in particular there right now.

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[info]kijikun
2004-08-12 03:21 am UTC (link)
It still doesn't belong here.

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[info]oulangi
2004-08-12 03:35 am UTC (link)
/agreed no wank here, and if there was going to be some, posting it prematurely on FW is a sure way to kill it.

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[info]elfy
2004-08-12 03:45 am UTC (link)
lame.

is this what f_w has come to? wanking stuff that isn't even wanky? or is it, y'know, classic "OMG A BNF POSTED SOMETHING IT MUST BE WANKY" syndrome?

ugh. get back to me when someone is actually bringing real wank that's FUNNY, not this pre-wank bullshit. >

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[info]oulangi
2004-08-12 04:02 am UTC (link)
No fucking kidding. Did I miss a memo or something? It's like sitting next to that moist kid on the bus who keeps picking his nose and showing it to you. Once, maybe funny. Twice eh? whatever. Fifty times: fucking annoying unless he's managed to shove his finger so far in there it's turned into a freak show.

Yeah, I know that analogy isn't working. So what? It's still better than this lame ass post.

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[info]dana_kujan
2004-08-12 04:14 am UTC (link)
Trouble with your analogy?

Try this metaphor:

Premature wank is like popping the bubble too soon.

I just loves me my new icon

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[info]oulangi
2004-08-12 04:22 am UTC (link)
*loves on icon*

This wank/ not wank yet crap has been happening so often I've almost put down the cheetos to go outside and rollerblade. For the love of God, can't someone stop me?!

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allen
2004-08-12 04:42 am UTC (link)
All right, all right. Come back inside and sit down. Here, have some more Cheetos. I'm sure some nice lovely wank will be coming along any moment now.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-08-12 05:28 am UTC (link)
Woah, woah! No need to overreact there, with *shudder* exercise and the *shudders more* outdoors.

Don't worry, have some cold soda and I'm sure a good wank will arrive.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-16 01:51 am UTC (link)
That's a simile.

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[info]dana_kujan
2004-08-16 12:19 pm UTC (link)
You win!

I bow to your superior intellect... though it did take you 4 days to correct something I realized the second I posted the comment. Still, feel free to feel superior.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 04:20 am UTC (link)
"Moist kid?"

Ew. Because we've all experienced a "moist kid" sometime in our lives, and that's a perfect description.

Ew.

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[info]phosfate
2004-08-12 07:01 pm UTC (link)
And they smell faintly of old milk and hot dogs.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
And have icky teeth and follow you around at recess.

*cries from the elementary school flashbacks*

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-12 05:07 am UTC (link)
Well, it's good to see angst is alive and well! Heck , we wouldn't be human if we all didn't go off the rails every so often so, wank? Yeah.

But, then...*sings* Everybody wanks, sommmmetimes...

~P

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-08-12 06:21 am UTC (link)
I don't see the reason to delete a journal because you're not going to be able to post for a long stretch of time. Why not just put up a "Won't be posting until further notice" post and let it go at that?

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[info]kindest_demon
2004-08-12 03:39 pm UTC (link)
But that wouldn't be dramatic, dammit!

A lot of people delete for a short period when they shouldn't be posting (i.e. school, whatnot). Which tells you something about the pathetic state of willpower on today's internet.

Regardless of which, nah, this isn't really wanky. I might want to wank, but it forgot the lubricant or something.

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[info]kindest_demon
2004-08-12 03:40 pm UTC (link)
IT. IT might want to wank.

I might want to wank too, but that's neither here nor there. ;)

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[info]mrbimble
2004-08-12 08:48 am UTC (link)
*yawn*

no wank here. move along, people, move along.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-12 04:27 pm UTC (link)
*icon love*

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[info]mrbimble
2004-08-12 05:22 pm UTC (link)
ain't it wonderful? made by the most wonderful diamonde.

me, I have no icon skills. I must rely on the kindness of fellow wankas.

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