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Jeedai ([info]jeedai) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-11 16:27:00
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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic

Destroy all that which is evil...
... but there's no good flourishing here anyway.

I bring Boondock Saints wank, in the form of n00b bashing in the movie's LiveJournal Community.

New members join communities. Introductory posts are not everyone's favorite, but they happen. For some reason, a few members decided to jump on the poor new kid (with movie symbolism!), though she does have at least one defender (and one honest comment to the whole thing).

Anyway, that post in itself wasn't what struck me as particularly wanky. It was THIS one today, saying:

"In other words, those of you who are already beyond being civil to some users on lj, why don't you keep it to yourselves next time, before you go too far and hurt peoples feelings.

Now that I've said this I will be unjoining this community once more. I hope truthconcealed does the same."


Comments are mostly bashing the n00b bashers for being rude, with gems like "and most of you other fucks take the internet too seriously" and "now I have to jump on you for being homophobic. yes, homophobic" and the obligatory icon love.


EDIT: Well, seems things have started to pick up. A new community is created so you can post without fear of asshats, the n00b whose post started it all leaves, and someone else makes a "Best be ready for SOME smackback... If you don't like it, then grow a pair in your comments and smack back." post.


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(Anonymous)
2004-08-12 12:58 am UTC (link)
I would have posted this wank myself, but I have no JOurnalfenaccount, so thank you!

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[info]jeedai
2004-08-12 01:35 am UTC (link)
No problem. ;D

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[info]ladysorka
2004-08-12 01:29 am UTC (link)
*blinks*

There's Boondock Saints wank?

And it's not even people getting bitchy about incest?

I feel cheated.

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[info]jeedai
2004-08-12 01:36 am UTC (link)
I can't even remember the last time I saw someone bitch about the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name.

Ah well, there's always next time.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 03:48 am UTC (link)
But...but...it would be so easy. That film is like a "how to twincest" primer. Especially the waking up in jail sequence and the whole ironing-the-gunshot-wounds bit.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-20 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I can't even remember the last time I saw someone bitch about the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name.


I think it was some months ago, in boondock_saints as well, and if I remember quite correctly the wankers were the same as now.

lea_ndra

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[info]mister_terrific
2004-08-12 02:50 am UTC (link)
I must confess I had no idea what Boondock Saints was. My first thought was "Great. Another anime series causes massive wankage."

After visiting the official site for the movie and seeing the wank in question, I think I shall remain blissfully ignorant and keep watching "Scrapped Princess".

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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[info]jeedai
2004-08-12 02:54 am UTC (link)
It's actually a pretty good movie, very funny and worth a rent if you're ever bored on a Friday night, even if the fans can be a little psycho sometimes.

But then, I might be a bit biased ;D

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[info]spiderflower
2004-08-12 05:53 am UTC (link)
In Scrapped Princess, people only bitch about how much keweler a love interest Fulle was than Leo. Bless!

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-08-12 06:17 am UTC (link)
Bah, it was all about the Chris/Forcis. >:D

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[info]lucky13
2004-08-12 08:15 am UTC (link)
My icon wants to make sweet, sweet love to your icon.

After slapping him around for a while.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-08-12 11:04 am UTC (link)
Kyle and Jessica. You never know just who tops and who bottoms...

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-08-12 11:14 am UTC (link)
I thought Scrapped Princess's Wank of Choice was how weak Pacifica was, or something like that.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-08-12 11:16 am UTC (link)
I must confess I had no idea what Boondock Saints was. My first thought was "Great. Another anime series causes massive wankage."

"It's like Saint Seya, but done in the boondocks."

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 02:50 am UTC (link)
I love how they use quotes from the movie to justify their actions or vilify the actions of others.

Because, really, all I need to know in life I learned from the Boondock Saints.

Such as:

Cat + gun = mist.
Norman Reedus has a nice ass.
You can't make Sean Patrick Flanery move that ice bag through mindwaves directed at the TV.
Toilets can kill.
Wilem Dafoe is a scary, scary woman.
Ron Jeremy is a little creepy.
How a stripper booth works.
Meat-packing plants are great venues for physical comedy.

I do love the icons, however.

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[info]jeedai
2004-08-12 02:58 am UTC (link)
You can't make Sean Patrick Flanery move that ice bag through mindwaves directed at the TV.

Lord knows I've tried. So very frustrating.


Word on the icon love. Yours rocks!

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-08-12 04:45 am UTC (link)
Wilem Dafoe is a scary, scary woman.

...
O.o
*adds to netflix list*

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 04:59 am UTC (link)
You absolutely have to watch the deleted scenes on the DVD or else no bare bum, and that's just no fun.

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[info]altera
2004-08-12 06:29 am UTC (link)
that scene should never have been deleted.

despite the horrible accent...

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. "Ma" comes from planet WTF.

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[info]krazycat
2004-08-12 05:31 am UTC (link)
He is also a scary gay man.

*presses film to chest* Oh how I love thee :)

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[info]dexwebster
2004-08-12 09:09 am UTC (link)
Also on that list, from the deleted scenes:

No matter how cruel a joke your family plays on you, there's always worse.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 02:54 am UTC (link)
(with movie symbolism!)

Don't you mean "symbology?"

Sorry, I had to do it. I couldn't help it. So sorry.

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[info]leopard_lady
2004-08-12 03:26 am UTC (link)
Thank you, I was hoping I wouldn't have to say it!

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-12 05:48 am UTC (link)
After poking around in that community, the biggest thing I came away with was...

Denis Leary is Conan O'Brian's cousin.

Hergadergerderger?

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-08-12 07:24 am UTC (link)
Guhwha?

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[info]jeedai
2004-08-12 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Uh, quoi?

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[info]redjackcash
2004-08-12 07:17 am UTC (link)
you idiot. first off what ppl need to do is start saying faggot 100x's more everyday to build tolerance and break the word down from being an insult to a more worthless and simply descriptive word meaning stupid, dumb whatever.

Wow. Just...wow. I guess if you've never been heckled/attacked/discriminated against/et al. because you're gay, saying this makes perfect sense, but when someone shouts these words at you and throws stones, it's a little different.

But, obviously, I am the stupid one. I'm just queer and have NO IDEA WTF I'M TALKING ABOUT OMG.

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[info]conchoidal
2004-08-12 08:53 am UTC (link)
once again I am reminded as to why I stay in my corner and enjoy my fandoms alone.

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