Buffy ship wars smackdown! (aka, our shows are over but the wank goes ever on)
Shipper wank is overdone, but this amused me. Plus I'm bored at work and someone begged to have this posted here, so I figured I could be of service.

frelling_tralk posts an email that nirvana_1 sent, detailing some of the postings on a board called B/A [that would be Buffy/Angel] Haven. Apparently Jerusalem and some of the people there think none too kindly of the "Spuffers".

It is SPIKE I hate, and not James.
But then, see, I'm sane.
I'm not a crazy fucking psycho.
*I* don't make obscene action figures.
*I* don't drool over outtakes which I'm sure were very hard and embarrassing for the actors that were in them.
*I* don't paint pictures of ducks on walls and then knock them down.
*I* am not a fan of rape.

Good to know!

You want to attack them? You want to attack the actors? You want to attack Nancy Holder? David Boreanaz? Sarah Michelle Gellar? You're not even on their level. They are so far above you that it's not even funny. But me? I relish it down here in the muck. And the grime. And the filth. If you come at us, I will own you right in your fucking faces. Your time is over. Your fifteen minutes are up. You can either go quietly, or you can go with those in charge finding out just how deluded and sick you are. But if you come at us, if you come at the actors, if you come at the book writers again, I simply have four more words for you: Arf. Fucking. Arf. Bitch.

Wait, isn't that only 3 words? ETA: I am teh dumb and left off the last word. Fixed!

And my favorite line,

You hold onto Joss' Chosen commentary like a leotard clings to a fat woman

Heeeeeeeeeeee.