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Sister Wank - Like the Bride of Jesus In A Way ([info]sister_wank) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-13 19:14:00
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Current mood:helpful

Just the messenger, shoot the anonymouse ...
Gakked from the anonymouse in the Buffy 'shipper thread, whom, I assume doesn't have thread creation ability.

The SG-1 Fic Awards Are Just Stupid Popularity Contests, OMG!

Contains some classic "I Know You Are, But What Am I?" idiocy debate.


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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 02:30 am UTC (link)
...I'm seeing the fandom shamed and disgraced by this outcome...

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 03:22 am UTC (link)

I wondered when this would get here...

Joy is quite... outspoken. Bast foolishly tries to be calm and collected.

This years SG Awards are just one big WANK. It's lovely. Orry's fucking telepathic dogs nominated for Best Original Character? How could we *not* wank?! That's like porn for fandomwanking.

To be fair, the slash categories were clearly voted for by dead kittens stuffed with crack and stapled to a mouse and keyboard. Or else everyone else is watching a show where Jack is a guy who'd repeatedly and randomly express his love for Daniel in flowery prose. "I feel... feelings" was my imagination. Jack is verbose and Emotionally Open, obviously. The het ones were less fun for wankery, as the worst that won was just dull and mediocre. Nanda's 'Salvage' should have won everything, dammit. And Salieri in the slash ones. THERE IS NO JUSTICE!


Fic awards are pants. Except the ones I've won.


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[info]pyratejenni
2004-08-14 03:33 am UTC (link)
I think there should be only two categories -- Best Story and Best Author -- and let everyone fight it out.

Social darwinism at its finest!

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 03:34 am UTC (link)
Why even two? ONE TRUE CATEGORY OMG!

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-08-14 03:38 am UTC (link)
Well, we are talking two different things... the best story may not be done by the best author.

Though you could insist that the Best Author and the Best Story must match up. (You know...even as a spoof, this could happen....)

Or just vote on Best Fan in the Fandom.

Now there's the Wank to End All Wanks for you!

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 03:53 am UTC (link)
We should just shove everyone into a room and let them fight it out. Sod all the categories, we should just have "Last author standing" award ;)

<3 Jamdonut (http://jamdonut.livejournal.com)

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[info]oysteria
2004-08-14 06:35 am UTC (link)
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Et c'est moi!

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[info]kijikun
2004-08-14 08:17 am UTC (link)
Unless your a lowlander! Then there can be a few.

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[info]ev_vy
2004-08-14 04:13 am UTC (link)
Seventh Chevron award, or whatever it's called. *cackles*

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 05:42 am UTC (link)
dead kittens stuffed with crack and stapled to a mouse and keyboard

Not many people know this is my actual method of prose production. I call them my Crack Team bwa ha ha ah ahahahahah!!!!!

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GIP
[info]llama_treats
2004-08-14 06:16 am UTC (link)


I simply couldn't control myself.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 06:27 am UTC (link)
omgyay! mah furst F_W iconing! i r teh proud! *cries*

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[info]lasultrix
2004-08-14 03:39 am UTC (link)
She hates Orrymain but likes Dangermouse? Or was that sarcasm?

*sigh* This fandom, I can't even tell anymore.

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-08-14 03:51 am UTC (link)
I thought the show's boring. Movie was okay, though.

Never played Fringeworthy (game it's based on),so I dunno about that.

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[info]rosalita
2004-08-14 03:52 am UTC (link)
No, I believe she was being serious (and how scary is that?). Apparently, she's a friend of Dangermouse's.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 06:09 am UTC (link)
DM has friends?!

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[info]ev_vy
2004-08-14 04:12 am UTC (link)
She was dead serious. Dead, dead, dead serious. Kinda puzzling. Dislikes Sideburns, Pepe and Orrymain and slobbers over DM. The joy of hypocrisy.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 06:10 am UTC (link)
Butbutbut those people are all the same human! Right?!

Erk, really, how can you like Pepe? Err, I mean, how can you hate Pepe and like DM? Orry... now Orry is at least amusing. Even if she doesn't seem to know it.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 07:06 am UTC (link)
Joy betas DM's fics. And she mods the group that DM runs. They're friends.

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[info]ev_vy
2004-08-14 02:57 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* Well, there is this thing called split personality disorder, or something. So it might be true.

You know, I used to think that once you knew what bad fiction was, you didn't veer of the path. Then I met fandom.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 07:35 am UTC (link)
Las! You're so mean!

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[info]lasultrix
2004-08-14 11:50 am UTC (link)
Oh, Nos, I do love you.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 01:50 pm UTC (link)
we do sex now?

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[info]lasultrix
2004-08-14 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Nah, I think our love should take the form of OTBitchin'n'Drinkin'Partners.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 05:30 pm UTC (link)
get the drink then!

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[info]lasultrix
2004-08-14 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm almost certainly going to Edinburgh at some point late in September or early in October. If you're back in StA by then, come on up and I'll buy you a pint of Deuchars. Gowanyegoodting!

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 07:19 pm UTC (link)
oooh!

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[info]lasultrix
2004-08-14 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Ye canna resist the alcohol, no?

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[info]squib
2004-08-14 05:15 am UTC (link)
I love the show, but the fandom makes my teeth itch. I'll go play in it the day that stop dissing Goa'uld fans.

Gimme that Daniel/Yu slash, dammit!

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 06:15 am UTC (link)
Wow. I never knew there were other people like me out there.

*thinks that there should be some Daniel/Yu slash after seeing "Summit" and "Last Stand".*

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[info]squib
2004-08-14 06:41 am UTC (link)
Heck yes! In most fandoms a character being forced to spend several days with another character *doing anything they command you to do* would be called a gift from canon, not yet another something to overlook in favor of OMGanotherteamstory! *grumble grumble*

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 06:55 am UTC (link)
.... That's it, I have to learn how to write decent sex just so I can write a good Daniel/Yu fic.

*grumps to herself*

- Rebecca Hb.

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[info]vergilsparda
2004-08-16 02:42 am UTC (link)
What about Baal/Jack?

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[info]squib
2004-08-16 02:43 am UTC (link)
OH yes! I'd love to see that too. Heck, I'd do with just about anyone with any Goa'uld. Except Sokar. *shudder*

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[info]wrenlet
2004-08-14 05:22 am UTC (link)
"Gawd, Jack," Daniel said softly, melting with the words.

*hurl*

Major. Pet. Peeve. If the speaking character does not have an accent, the spelling is G O D. If the author has a problem spelling out God, then pick a different interjection.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 06:58 am UTC (link)
My question is... how many times does Daniel say "God/Gawd/Goddess" on the show? I can only think of one instance where it *might* have happened... 'One False Step' maybe? Other than that, I can't think of a time were Daniel would say, "God, Jack" or "God, this sucks." or whatever.
Yet you'll find fics, where each and every sentence that comes from Daniel starts off with "God,..."

~Artifuss

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[info]nostalgia
2004-08-14 07:35 am UTC (link)
Well, he does it to make Jack happy. Cos remember, Jack is Catholic. *nodnodnodfanonomgnod*

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 08:10 am UTC (link)
*facepalms and then nods enthusiastically with ya::
It makes so much sense now! ::sigh:: God, I'm going to have to change all my fics now, because Danny doesn't say 'God' even once in any of my fics!! omg! God, how could I have missed this? And here I thought I was a true j/d/otp fan. ::shames:: omg

~Artifuss

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[info]mambo
2004-08-14 07:15 am UTC (link)
Also, characters with accents? Every word a character says does not have to be spelled phonetically. It's annoying.

Unless it's Trainspotting, where it just makes it trippier.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 07:09 am UTC (link)
Ahh. Buffywank. It's like coming home.

Thanks, it's been a stressful week.

Jwaneeta on LJ

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[info]electricchick
2004-08-15 06:16 pm UTC (link)
...Now see, this is one of the many reasons I took one look at the fandom and ran for the hills. Love the show, hate the fandom.

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