Fandom Scruples Returns!
Maybe they heard about CrystalWank and tried to get back into the limelight to avoid being forgotten.

And look! Comments are enabled!

Summary
fandom_scruples:
Blah blah blah OMG JKR HOW DARE U!!1!1!!1!one!1! blah blah I FACED MY ENEMY OMG la la la U BNF PPLZ R ALL JOKES la la [insert obligatory Cassie Claire reference here] la la come on guys! Roast with me!!


My reaction? *Snickersnort!*


Yeah, likely not the greatest wank out there, but I thought it was amusing.

- EDIT (10pm CST) -
OMG f_s actually LOOKED at my wank report! I'M FAMOUS!!!

...think I'll we'll get blacklisted??

*hopes!*

- EDIT THE SECOND (10:10pm CST) -
And we have rampant bitch-slapping from ALL SIDES.

Poor fandom_scruples wanted a BNF roast, but I bet they didn't ever think that THEY'D be the BNF getting roasted.