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May I Please Speak to the Complaints Department ([info]ladybirdsleeps) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-15 22:04:00

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Current mood:disterbed

Halwyn has noticed that there's, well, a lot of gay on Elfwood. She wants to know: "If all the Elves and Fairies (well, umm fairies) on Elfwood are gay, where is the next generation of Elves and Fairies going to come from?"

That's right, it's our duty to preserve the elf and fairy races by not making them gay. (Or maybe we can draw them wearing feather boas and fishnets and dropping spores. Would Halwyn be okay with that?)

Also, if you're worried that Halwyn's anti-gay, she wants you to know that she has a girlfriend named Zoe.

P.S. No, I don't know what's up with the capitalization either.

Edit: Halwyn has made a small change to the first sentence of her post; "homosexual sex" became "sex (both homo and hetro)". Hmm. Since she seems prone to editing, here's the post:

Sex on Elfwood
I have noticed a increasing trend for sex (both homo and hetro) on Elfwood.

This is very disterbing.

If all the Elves and Fairies (well, umm fairies) on Elfwood are gay, where is the next generation of Elves and Fairies going to come from? I mean, it's bad enough that a fairy dies each time someone complains about the search engine!

Also, can we please try to keep the sex between closed doors? I really don't want to have to watch your characters "doing it". Elfwood is an all ages site, but some of our members seem to be forgetting that.

And before you go accusing me of being anti gay, have you met my girlfriend, Zoe?


Eliza


Edit 2: The anonymice are in the pantry and it seems they're not happy! Oh dear.


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