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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-16 12:34:00


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Current mood:*thud*

Host this, fandom biatches!
I'm closing down muse-wanted.com because Icarus is mean, so I'm going to give back the donated money I got under false pretenses and my sockpuppets are pissed off, so there.



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[info]smo
2004-08-16 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I feel like a pitiful dog.

If the shoe fits...

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[info]franny
2004-08-16 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Good grief, how old is this girl's "father"? Twelve?

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[info]adolfa
2004-08-16 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I doubt whatever that is is her real dad. I mean, it does uh, refer to itself with female pronouns.

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(no subject) - [info]nightfish, 2004-08-16 08:42 pm UTC
Puppeteering for Dummies - [info]dorothy1901, 2004-08-16 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]franny, 2004-08-16 09:34 pm UTC

[info]oxymoron
2004-08-17 06:47 am UTC (link)
Uh yeah, it was a really stupid joke (Star Wars reference...) that fell flat. As a flitter.

(see? like that ^)

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[info]mouseybrown
2004-08-16 08:35 pm UTC (link)
I think that this wank can be summarised as follows:

and_love: "I'm an incompetent petty fraudster who wants to rip people off for cash by pretending I can organise a piss-up in a brewery."

icarusancalion: "I love the smell of busllshit in the morning."

and_love: "Nail me to a cross, Jesus! Nail me!"

sockpuppets: "We love you, and_love! We also love giving Nigerians access to our bank accounts to help get diamonds out of Namibia and we recently won a lottery in Mondova and are just waiting for our winnings.

and_love: "The gullible! They love me! I'm reviving! Fake father, forgive them for they know not what they do!"

and_love: "No, and_love. I am your father!"

and_love: "Noooooooo!!!!!!!!"

Or you know, maybe not.

Sigh. Am sleep-deprived and grouchy. Sorry.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-08-16 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Sleep deprivation and grouchiness notwithstanding, you've hit the nail on the head.

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(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-08-16 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-16 08:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2004-08-16 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-08-16 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2004-08-16 08:59 pm UTC

[info]alina_kalime
2004-08-16 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Talk about waaaaaaangst!

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[info]here4tehwank
2004-08-16 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Bitch, please.

And who actually believes that that's her father posting?

If you do, I have some ocean front land in Kansas to sell you. I'll give you a great deal on it. Really.

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[info]smo
2004-08-16 09:46 pm UTC (link)
If my dad were posting, it'd probably all be one paragraph, complete with random ellipses. :)

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[info]deoridhe
2004-08-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)
I'd take you up on that, but I already sent all my money to [info]el_juno. He sold me this fantastic bridge in San Fransisco made of gold gates.

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(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-16 09:50 pm UTC

[info]marks
2004-08-17 02:33 am UTC (link)
Did anyone not get that that was an 'internet family' kind of thing? People often joke that they're so-and-so's fandom mother or father.

Sabbie's a nice person. I just don't think she should have gone into the web hosting business without knowing the problems that it involves. Then she started asking for money, and that's always a bad scene. Icarus is completely in the right here, but I think Sabbie did start out with good intentions and started digging herself a rather deep hole. And that's when the wank begins.

*shrug*

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(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2004-08-17 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2004-08-17 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-08-17 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2004-08-17 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 01:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2004-08-17 02:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lycoris, 2004-08-18 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2004-08-17 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-08-17 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2004-08-17 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gmth, 2004-08-17 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-08-17 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxymoron, 2004-08-17 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-08-17 09:01 am UTC
Me, too... - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 11:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-17 01:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2004-08-17 02:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-08-18 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marks, 2004-08-18 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-08-18 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxymoron, 2004-08-30 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-08-30 05:49 am UTC

[info]25th_of_april
2004-08-16 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Hooray for educational wank! I was wondering where that site ran off to.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-16 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Guh... aside from scamming people, the worst part is how she's all, "no one pays attention to meeeeeeeeee i make all these layouts and everythiiiiing"

o rilly? people made her a f'in birthday website (http://www.livejournal.com/users/and_love/27823.html)

"I'm trying to fix it and it just brings me to tears when the only time they talk to me is about hosting help. I wish sometimes they'd just say hello, or how are you. I know they're all very busy people, I just wish I knew them better -- they all seem so nice, but they never talk to me -- and only IM me when they need something."

Nrrrg? Isn't that what actual friends are for, not people you're doing business with? Someone call the whaaaaambulance...

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[info]kicklecubicle
2004-08-17 11:19 am UTC (link)
Feh. All I got for my birthday was a copy of the cinematic masterpiece, "Nukie". Thanks dad!

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-08-17 09:49 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-16 10:19 pm UTC (link)
any bets on how soon some of these 70 "friends" are going to turn up here? "omg u don't know her!!!"

or will it be the vieled f_w reference first? "well, certain losers just don't understand your wit and grace and perfectness."

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chief
2004-08-16 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh God, why did I read the Sockfather post last? That was HILARIOUS!

*goes to beat someone senseless with her pimp cane*

She He uses Sabbie's pimp cane? And isn't he a naughty boy, wanting to bite anyone who hurts her feelings? ;-)

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(no subject) - [info]elanor_durall, 2004-08-17 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-17 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 06:15 pm UTC
sockfather icon squeeeeeeeeee! - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 06:31 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon squeeeeeeeeee! - chief, 2004-08-17 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-17 06:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2004-08-18 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-19 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-08-17 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 05:34 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-16 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alina_kalime, 2004-08-16 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - fallenstar344, 2004-08-17 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 06:52 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 08:18 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mrslovett, 2004-08-16 11:33 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-08-17 03:13 am UTC
(no subject) - mbutterflye, 2004-08-17 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-17 01:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2004-08-17 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nostalgia, 2004-08-17 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2004-08-17 06:30 pm UTC

[info]seether
2004-08-17 01:13 am UTC (link)
Wow. Their family tree makes mine look fucking simple.

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(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 01:18 am UTC

[info]redjackcash
2004-08-17 01:32 am UTC (link)
Wow. The sock_dad post is not only very obviously fake, but Jesus...

My name is Mari, and I'm Sabbie's father. Moo ah ah ah. Er. Yes. Anyway.

IT TOOK ME FORVER TO FIGURE OUT THAT "moo ah ah ah" = "mwahahahaha". I thought sock_dad was just throwing random syllables in there, or something. Hey, fruitcake, how 'bout writing it in a lexicon we can understand...

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-17 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 02:13 am UTC
One cow, moo ah ah ah ah - [info]oxymoron, 2004-08-17 06:58 am UTC
Re: One cow, moo ah ah ah ah - [info]smo, 2004-08-17 01:34 pm UTC
Re: One cow, moo ah ah ah ah - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-17 01:58 pm UTC
Re: One cow, moo ah ah ah ah - [info]jaseroque, 2004-08-18 04:03 pm UTC
"moo ah ah ah" - [info]stinksap, 2004-08-17 10:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 01:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-18 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-08-18 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-18 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2004-08-19 04:43 am UTC
I just wanted to use my Bitch, please icon :O
mbutterflye
2004-08-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
But really, this sudden influx of people willing to give their money to something that's obviously not legit is scary. It almost makes me think our world is full of idiots. But that just can't be!

canit???!

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Re: I just wanted to use my Bitch, please icon :O - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-17 05:10 am UTC
Re: I just wanted to use my Bitch, please icon :O - mbutterflye, 2004-08-17 05:12 am UTC

[info]fandom_biatch
2004-08-17 03:07 am UTC (link)
I was going to comment on the "father/mother" stuff but you guys beat me to it. Her "real" father should be smack the livig hell out of her and some sense into her head.

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-17 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-08-17 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]liquidbelle, 2004-08-17 05:53 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-17 06:22 am UTC (link)
OMG, I have no idea who these people are, but the Sockfather's LJ made me laugh so hard I think I pulled something important. This girl, whoever she is, is fucked up.


pepperlandgirl on lj

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-17 06:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 10:42 pm UTC

[info]manic
2004-08-17 11:42 am UTC (link)
well, they quoted God, so you know they are a noble and true person. Quoting God will get you out of all sorts of jams. Smote the heathens!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]manic, 2004-08-17 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allison, 2004-08-17 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]manic, 2004-08-17 05:50 pm UTC
OT - [info]skarrow, 2004-08-17 06:14 pm UTC
Re: OT - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-08-17 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-18 04:44 am UTC
sockfather icon!
[info]ari_o
2004-08-17 06:32 pm UTC (link)

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Re: sockfather icon! - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-17 06:47 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 06:51 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-17 06:49 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - [info]ari_o, 2004-08-17 06:51 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - [info]elanor_durall, 2004-08-17 09:52 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - [info]oxymoron, 2004-08-20 07:01 am UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 10:36 pm UTC
Re: sockfather icon! - (Anonymous), 2004-08-18 12:19 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Um. Holy shit.

The Sockfather thing is really, really sad... does this person have a life? Probably not. Actually, from checking her userinfo, she seems to be the sort of mindless idiot who either has no life at all, or is is, like, 'omg i'm so popular' among the unwashed masses at her school.

Er, and that's assuming she goes to school. She comes off as being a pretty flaky little idiot.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-17 09:51 pm UTC
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