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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-17 21:33:00
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Pardon me.
Well, I would normally post this to [info]i_wank, but this doesn't really have anything to do with me this time, but just to do with a post or two made earlier to [info]otf_wank, where [info]criticalcricket posted this beautiful story of tru luv.

It made it to ljdrama, too, it was just that tear jerking.

Well, nickolaus wants us all to know that he doesn't appreciate that story, at all.

Quote: This post is adressing that little faggot who did the slash story slamming me. I don't even find that kind of story one bit funny, and that asshole needs to be dragged out to the street then dragged to death behind a truck.

Bonus Wank: Nicky has a fangirl defending him.

Oh, and Nicky wants us all to know he is NOT GAY. No, really. He isn't! He just obsesses about it. A lot.

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[info]criticalcricket
2004-08-18 05:49 am UTC (link)
Aww man! I wanted to post this. I didn't think it was wanky enough at the moment. I was gonna save up his cute little emails and hold them against him when he got really angry, but you beat me to my own wank! What's up with that?

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-18 05:50 am UTC (link)
I'm stalking him, didn't you know that?

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(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:08 am UTC

[info]eljuno
2004-08-18 05:59 am UTC (link)
Hm. I notice you appear to have linked us to the 'reply' function of his entry. And I just want you to know that I DID NOT TAKE THE BAIT AND FLAME HIM.

...Mostly because I was having one of those moments where I was sitting there with so many possible snarky comments in my mind, each as beautiful as the next, and only time and space for one. OH CRUEL WORLD WHY MUST YOU MISTREAT ME?!?

Oh, yeah, and it would be wrong to perpetuate the wank we are self policing and all you know the good, moral, I am a decent F_W member stuff.

On the other hand I really want him to call me a faggot...

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-18 06:02 am UTC (link)
Well, I wasn't intending for people to reply to him, he just had no comments yet so I used the first page I came to in my hurry to get this story hot off the presses! Er, anyway.

I'm surprised he allowed for comments at all anyway, usually he disables them.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-08-18 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2004-08-18 06:50 am UTC

[info]eljuno
2004-08-18 06:02 am UTC (link)
Follow up thought: It would, of course, be Really Really Wrong to have a NickySlash contest, I am completely not offering up that idea, nor am I trying to find/create/think of appropriate prizes for this Really Really Wrong Thing Which Will Never Happen.

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[info]faultypremise
2004-08-18 06:04 am UTC (link)
And I would never submit anything for this contest that is really wrong and is never going to happen, either. >_>

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[info]criticalcricket
2004-08-18 06:05 am UTC (link)
First prize is a letter from Nicky himself, didn't you know that? I have two already! I feel so loved.

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(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-08-18 12:29 pm UTC

[info]wankprophet
2004-08-18 06:03 am UTC (link)
So who's up for the challenge of writing more stories in this little wanker's honour? With the collected talent here at F_W, we could create an entire anthology.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-08-18 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2004-08-18 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2004-08-18 01:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-18 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 06:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 06:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-08-18 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-18 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-18 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-19 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-19 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]syrenssong, 2004-08-20 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-20 02:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]syrenssong, 2004-08-20 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freya, 2004-08-18 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2004-08-18 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-08-18 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2004-08-19 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-18 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-08-18 08:14 pm UTC

[info]herring
2004-08-18 06:13 am UTC (link)
Oh, and:

I was having a little fun when I did the photo and the lucky lady getting the kiss is one who recognized me from being in the audience of a Jerry Springer show. --from that entry Nicky posted "proving" he isn't gay

I misread that, so I was disappointed when I realized he was only in the audience and not actually a guest.

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(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-08-18 09:07 am UTC

[info]littlest_lurker
2004-08-18 06:15 am UTC (link)
Wait, so now darling Nicky is getting pissy because criticalcricket did pretty much the same thing to him that he did to that slash writer?

Bwahahaha! Nothing better than a wanker who doesn't like the taste of his own medicine.

I also like that his "OMG SO NOT GAY! No, really. I am! I AM NOT GAY even though my favorite word is faggot!!" photo is with a girl who recognized him from The Jerry Springer Show. Okay, he was an audience member, but still. XD

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[info]eljuno
2004-08-18 06:16 am UTC (link)
Final thought before I stop spamming I PROMISE (THIS is why I didn't snark at him, see) I'M GOING TO BED I SWEAR:

Who else thinks that Nicky's 'fangirl' is actually Nicky in a pair of falsies?

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(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-08-18 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]faultypremise, 2004-08-18 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2004-08-19 06:46 am UTC

wolfie_thu
2004-08-18 06:31 am UTC (link)
What really amuses me about all of this is that "Nicky" was the name of my gay pet phallic symbol dachshund.

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-08-18 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-18 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - wolfie_thu, 2004-08-18 06:50 am UTC

[info]frau_eva
2004-08-18 06:58 am UTC (link)
Damn. He writes like Anne Rice. Yet he's homophobic. The irony.

.......He also wanks like Anne Rice.....>_>

*immediately begins typing conspiracy theories*

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-08-18 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-19 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-08-18 01:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-19 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - wolfie_thu, 2004-08-19 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-19 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-18 05:52 pm UTC
Six Degrees of De-Generation?
[info]pfeffermuse
2004-08-18 07:03 am UTC (link)
Dang! Up until this moment, I didn't know anyone who knew someone in their carpool who knew a bartender who had a cousin who had a co-worker who had a former college roommate who was on Jerry Springer.

My world is crumbling around me.

Pepper

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Re: Six Degrees of De-Generation? - [info]arielchan, 2004-08-19 06:45 am UTC
Re: Six Degrees of De-Generation? - [info]chaimonkey, 2004-08-19 06:51 am UTC
Re: Six Degrees of De-Generation? - [info]chaimonkey, 2004-08-19 06:50 am UTC

[info]lindentree
2004-08-18 07:28 am UTC (link)
You know, the girl in the photo looks a little inanimate. Perhaps dear Nicky clocked her, handed the camera to an innocent bystander friend, and planted one on her.

She just doesn't look terribly enthused, is all. Though I suppose I can't really blame her, there.

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(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-18 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-08-18 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-08-19 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-08-19 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2004-08-19 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-08-19 10:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2004-08-20 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-08-21 02:46 am UTC

[info]amasaglajax
2004-08-18 08:47 am UTC (link)
Yeah, he hates slash fiction, I'm not crazy about reading it either, so I don't, I don't hate gay people though, hell I've met one or two online.


HOLY JESUSGOD!

She's met gay people online!

Get this on the front page, folks!

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(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-08-18 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]inquisition, 2004-08-18 02:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-18 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2004-08-18 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2004-08-19 06:53 am UTC

[info]psychofangirl
2004-08-18 09:43 am UTC (link)
HEHEH! I just love this. Obviously it hasn't occured to little Nicky that many slash fans DO write original fic. Guess he just doesn't want to notice that.

I love watching the drama surrounding him. It's the ultimate train wreck.

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[info]coffee_mug
2004-08-18 05:32 pm UTC (link)
What the fuckity fuck.

Writing an original story about a slash writer? That was just.freaking.scary. Not to mention crap. I tried to figure out whether he was a bad writer or whether I just disliked his style of writing. Perhaps both?

I don't understand the logic. Is writing about homosexuality a sin, or writing about someone else's characters being homosexual a sin?

Perhaps I'm eternally corrupted when it comes to slash but I think I can name a million different ways to bastardize someone else's characters than writing them homosexual.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-08-18 08:37 pm UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2004-08-18 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, how many friggin' online journals does this dude have? He seems to have an LJ, a Mindsay, a DJ, a JF...

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Obligatory Icon Post - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-18 05:51 pm UTC
Re: Obligatory Icon Post - [info]coffee_mug, 2004-08-18 06:38 pm UTC

[info]here4tehwank
2004-08-18 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, cuz liek, you totally are not gay if you kiss someone of the opposite sex!

His sexuality is pastede on, yay!

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-08-18 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-08-18 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2004-08-18 11:13 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2004-08-18 06:35 pm UTC (link)
From his JF userinfo:

I am an original fiction writer and some of my work can be found on The House of Pain.

I believe you, Nicky!

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[info]phosfate
2004-08-18 06:37 pm UTC (link)
I have something that none of them can even touch or try to touch.

[INSERT OBVIOUS JOKE HERE]

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(no subject) - [info]allison, 2004-08-18 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-18 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2004-08-18 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-18 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-19 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:25 pm UTC

[info]wankprophet
2004-08-18 07:11 pm UTC (link)
[Okay, I just dashed off a quick vignette. Are there more yet?]

Nickolaus sat down heavily on the parkbench and sighed. Eleven at night and not a single leatherboy had approached him. Three hundred dollars in his wallet -- his entire paycheck -- and he was still alone. Two insanely frustrating weeks waiting for payday, living off old tins of Vienna sausages, unable to afford even full-sized hotdogs, and it was all for naught.

Fuck. Nothing had gone right since he had appeared on Jerry Springer. The excitement of being invited soon palled when he realized that the "I Screwed Your Brother's Ass" topic referred to his time out in the country at the farm, not that special night when he had gotten together with Bruce in the backseat of the his "girlfriend's" El Camino. Bruce had stopped taking his phone calls after that, and he had eagerly anticipated an on-stage reunion. How could Jerry have been so cruel as to deny him one last lingering kiss from the 6'5" tall, 9" long manwhore that had rocked his world for 2 straight hours and left him unable to walk straight for 3 days afterwards?

To make matters worse, some nasty girl (with a fucking pussy!) had seen him on the show and was looking for a little starfucking. He told her to fuck off, but then he saw "it". Bruce. Sitting in a dark corner of the bar. Kissing. A. Girl. He wanted to throw up. But that wasn't the worst of it, oh no. The worst was when Bruce noticed Nicky and fucking smirked at him. The bastard! Without thinking, Nick grabbed the fangirl and began to kiss her. That would show Bruce. Happily, his hair obscured the fact that his lips were just caressing her chin. It wasn't so bad...if he closed his eyes, he could almost imagine that he was frenching Richard Simmons' chin. But Bruce ignored him, and ten minutes later, walked out of the bar with his arms around that girl, and out of Nicky's life forever.

"Mister, want some lovin'" The voice brought him suddenly out of his thoughts. A leatherboy stood in front of him, tapping his foot impatiently.

Nicky nodded vaguely and reached into his pocket to pull out the wad of bills. The leatherboy snatched it from Nicky's outstretched hand and counted it quickly. Satisfied, he bent over Nicky to unzip his pants, allowing the neglected member to spring free.

Sagging, Nicky looked wearily at the leatherboy's face. "Just so you know, I'm straight."

The leatherboy knelt down in front of Nicky's rigid dick. "I can see that," he replied, breathily.

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(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-18 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-08-18 07:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-08-18 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2004-08-18 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-08-20 10:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-19 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]toxictattoo, 2004-08-19 05:15 pm UTC
My hed is broken, yay!
[info]lillyv
2004-08-18 08:41 pm UTC (link)
So...wait...it's okay for him to write an apparently *serious* story condeming slash writers, but when someone jokingly writers a slash story about him he goes fucking bananas? I mean, I can't say I didn't see it coming from the little fucktard, but sheesh.

Oh, and he still can't write. Just feel the need to mention that in case he decides to show up and bitch defend his honor bitch.

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Nicky's Sekret Massage...
(Anonymous)
2004-08-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Hidden message in Nicky’s post!!!

This is my … asshole… who think I need … it … they want. They …fuck … I did nothing … them….knowing the reputation I have … doesn't mean they have to …lash … those who got off on … others who like … some harsh… I am concerned they … fuck ..elves.
Just because I … pop… doesn't mean … I …wipe… their queen. I have something that none of them can even touch or try to touch… dick … never meant to be …star….
I…suck … they have so much influence.
This … dress … that little faggot … did … me. I … find that kind of … funny, and that … ho… needs … drag… tru...

Original…
'This is my answer post to those slash writing assholes who think I need to give up writing; that is not going to happen and they can bitch about it all they want. They can bitch and whine all they want because I wrote a story that is the fuck off those kind of writers. Especially when I did nothing wrong to them, and knowing the reputation I have of standing up for myself -- it doesn't mean they have to go and create something that libelous. The story was a backlash to those who got off on trying to ruin it for others who like what I write. I know there are going to be some harsh critics but as far as I am concerned they can fuck themselves.
Just because I write stories that are not friendly to the yaoi population, it doesn't mean I cannot write. I can write just that it isn't for that kind of audience. I never understand their real beef with me, just htat I took a few swipes at their queen. I have something that none of them can even touch or try to touch. They are nothing but dicks who cannot come up with an idea that is remotely their own without bastardizing something that was never meant to be bastardized.
It must show how immoral they are to do stories of that nature, and sucks how they have so much influence. This post is adressing that little faggot who did the slash story slamming me. I don't even find that kind of story one bit funny, and that asshole needs to be dragged out to the street then dragged to death behind a truck.'


HEE!!

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Re: Nicky's Sekret Massage... - [info]coffee_mug, 2004-08-18 10:44 pm UTC
Re: Nicky's Sekret Massage... - [info]lillyv, 2004-08-19 02:18 am UTC
Re: Nicky's Sekret Massage... - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-19 04:13 am UTC
Re: Nicky's Sekret Massage... - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-19 05:47 am UTC
Re: Nicky's Sekret Massage... - [info]freya, 2004-08-19 07:48 am UTC

  
   
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