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Stefanie ([info]tyllisium) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-18 13:09:00


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Current mood: amused

Religious wank.
rEiNaPrInCeSsA has come to check: "Is there anybody on this board who has never received Christ or they want to reconcile with Christ?" There is a song and dance number. Debate ensues about who's going to Heaven and who is going to Hell. (One guess where rEiNaPrInCeSsA thinks she's going.)

Then Mallrat_lex tells rEiNaPrInCeSsA that she's offending people, a statement which rEiNaPrInCeSsA sees, replies to, then ignores.

Meanwhile, Eyeflash_jay14 takes it upon themself to complain to the mods. A moderator says if they stop replying, it'll go away, but this isn't enough apparently because rEiNaPrInCeSsA is brainwashing people.

And we are informed that rEiNaPrInCeSsA is "actually a pretty popular girl...and Yea I do talk to Him...Cuz He's my BF...and you know what's funny?...He answers me back... So I dunno where you're goin with what you said...You probably think I was the fat girl...Uh Uh...I got people on my tail...every single day" (Perhaps she should represent her 'homeboy' with some grammar and correct spelling?)

Links courtesy of [info]seto_fangirl, who felt that it should be posted by someone else, since she participated in this wank — which is over 100 pages long. 0_o




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[info]herring
2004-08-18 11:27 pm UTC (link)
I just like this comment:

[I can receive Jesus] over the internet? is he on ebay?

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(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-18 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-08-19 03:33 am UTC
grrr - [info]lizzypaul, 2004-08-19 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2004-08-18 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-19 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2004-08-19 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]belafarinrod, 2004-08-19 01:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2004-08-19 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kamiki_seto, 2004-08-19 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-08-19 01:53 pm UTC

[info]mister_terrific
2004-08-18 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Great googly moogly but the caps mixing makes the eyes burn.

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play In Need Of Visine

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(no subject) - [info]tyllisium, 2004-08-18 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2004-08-18 11:46 pm UTC

[info]ingrid
2004-08-18 11:40 pm UTC (link)
rEiNaPrInCeSsA?

Anyone who writes their name like this is going straight to hell.

Amen.

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[info]facewithamask
2004-08-18 11:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm sitting back here wondering what Christ would think about the tumble from ancient languages to Homeboy Internet Speak, yo. I don't recall reading about the reputed Savior of the Human Race coming in the form of someone's "BF." And I thought the nuns at my elementary school who wore gold wedding bands were creepy!

What's next? Do we become Jesus Christ's Bitches?

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"Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-18 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seppuku, 2004-08-19 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:20 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]lillyv, 2004-08-19 01:33 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:19 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-08-19 02:00 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]lillyv, 2004-08-19 02:21 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]echoe69, 2004-08-19 06:25 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]jaseroque, 2004-08-19 01:54 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]echoe69, 2004-08-19 05:13 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:22 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]hooverdam, 2004-08-19 02:30 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]tyllisium, 2004-08-19 02:49 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:23 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - ataniell93, 2004-08-22 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-22 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2004-08-22 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2004-08-22 05:45 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]echoe69, 2004-08-19 06:22 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:26 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]yadda, 2004-08-19 08:00 am UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]phosfate, 2004-08-20 04:27 pm UTC
Re: "Lock and load, bitches of Christ!" - [info]msmanna, 2004-08-19 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2004-08-19 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2004-08-19 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-08-19 11:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-08-19 01:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]facewithamask, 2004-08-19 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimera, 2004-08-20 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]25th_of_april, 2004-08-19 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-08-19 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-08-19 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-08-19 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-08-19 05:55 pm UTC

[info]iscoffy
2004-08-18 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Jesus is her BF?

How does that work, exactly? That must have been explained in one of the weeks I skipped church.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-08-19 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2004-08-19 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 12:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-08-19 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-08-19 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-08-19 01:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-08-19 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-08-20 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adinaj69, 2004-08-19 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2004-08-19 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seppuku, 2004-08-19 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyllisium, 2004-08-19 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2004-08-19 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-08-19 09:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-21 06:54 am UTC
The stupid is hurting my head.
(Anonymous)
2004-08-19 12:19 am UTC (link)
Almost every post in that thread is making me grimace, because they're all dumb. rEiNa*ZeAlOt*eSsA definitely gets the PleaseShootMe! award, but I wish to fuck that somebody would just say something cuttingly offensive and hilarious and that would be the end of it. 100 pages... ugh.

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[info]seto_fangirl
2004-08-19 12:48 am UTC (link)
Yep, shes a fruitcake.....and we've all been trying to talk sense into her (I'm Calli76 in the wank). Of course, if I had been smart, I would have just shut up, and sat back and laughed at her.

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kroki_refur
2004-08-19 01:09 am UTC (link)
I love GhostDove! If that guy's not a troll, he/she is completely insane! But those dancing bananas are great....

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[info]frau_eva
2004-08-19 01:23 am UTC (link)
LOL...Cool, I like the English...
Homeboy is a way of saying "My Friend, My Pal, My Buddy"
Where I live we tend to use that word a lot.


Homeboy?......Does anyone really use that word seriously anymore? If she's such a "T.H.U.G." then why is she using that word? Just....gah. She reminds me of the throngs of valley girls who giggle, "OMG I am like SOOOOO hard n' stuff! Ive got Snoop Doggy Dog up in my like hizzyyyyyy!!!"

*reads some more* OH. MY. GOD. She's a minister. She's a minister who has an eye-burning screen-name and claims to be a "T.H.U.G." The world is finally ready for the Apocalypse.

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2004-08-19 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]labyrinthan_elf, 2004-08-19 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]labyrinthan_elf, 2004-08-19 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]labyrinthan_elf, 2004-08-19 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-08-19 02:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-08-19 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 05:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-08-20 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-08-19 08:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-08-19 09:56 pm UTC
Pssssst... - [info]cmikhailovic, 2004-08-20 05:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2004-08-21 12:00 am UTC

[info]llama_treats
2004-08-19 02:23 am UTC (link)
I never before realized that the fat shall be banished from the kingdom of heaven and shall not be fuck-ed by their BF, the Savior.

*takes notes*

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(no subject) - [info]mister_terrific, 2004-08-19 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 10:41 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-08-19 01:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]facewithamask, 2004-08-19 04:41 am UTC

[info]syrenssong
2004-08-19 03:39 am UTC (link)
::snerk::

*angelic choir sings*

Behold, 'tis wank for the Lord!

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[info]here4tehwank
2004-08-19 03:57 am UTC (link)
Her use of caps make the baby Jesus cry.

For some reason, every time I see the word "homeboy," I think of Vanilla Ice & "Ice, Ice, Baby."

Word to your mother.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-08-19 01:59 pm UTC

[info]blue_linnet
2004-08-19 04:02 am UTC (link)
Anyone who uses toggle caps is on the hell list.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2004-08-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
This reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw the other day....

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

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(no subject) - [info]onmyforehead, 2004-08-19 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mouseybrown, 2004-08-19 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2004-08-20 12:17 am UTC
Mini Wank
[info]deoridhe
2004-08-19 04:48 am UTC (link)
Grrr. Pet peeve. HEL IS NOT THE NORSE HEL YOU IGNORANT BINT. STOP MISUSING MY RELIGION PLEASE KTHNXBI.

*breathes in slowly* Ahhh, much better.

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Re: Mini Wank - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 04:01 pm UTC
Re: Mini Wank - [info]deoridhe, 2004-08-19 04:48 pm UTC
Re: Mini Wank - [info]byagghametta, 2004-08-19 07:59 pm UTC
Re: Mini Wank - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 10:30 pm UTC

[info]scapebabe
2004-08-19 04:48 am UTC (link)
I was deeply amused at how she conveniently skipped my comments on how it was pointless to argue with her.

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(no subject) - [info]seto_fangirl, 2004-08-19 05:24 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-19 05:06 am UTC (link)
b/c I don't believe in killing somebody for their beliefs... but that's just me... I'm of Christian faith...

Am I imaging things, or is she trying to link "not killing somebody for their beliefs" to Christianity? If so, she needs to study the history of her own religion.

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Oops... - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 05:09 am UTC
Re: Oops... - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 08:52 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 09:44 am UTC

[info]wakuchan
2004-08-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
I'm failing to see why this is on a Tribe message board in the first place o.o
No, I have nothing constructive to say elsewise. But I have a journal now. Yay me!

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[info]romanesque
2004-08-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
I can't believe I read through all that.

*goes to scrub mind with a brillo pad*

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(no subject) - [info]herring, 2004-08-19 08:56 am UTC

[info]selene_avis
2004-08-19 05:56 am UTC (link)
Is there anybody on this board who has never received Christ

Still waiting for a revelation. ::Looks up at the sky expectantly.::

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(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-08-19 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-08-19 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-08-19 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-08-19 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-08-19 07:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-08-19 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-08-19 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-08-19 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]belafarinrod, 2004-08-19 01:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-08-19 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-08-19 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-08-19 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-08-19 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-08-19 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seto_fangirl, 2004-08-19 08:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-08-19 10:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seto_fangirl, 2004-08-20 12:28 am UTC

[info]thoms
2004-08-19 07:50 am UTC (link)
She's a living, breathing Chick Tract.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-19 09:43 am UTC (link)
Gotta love how she explained that she's "not Islamic, b/c I don't believe in killing people because of their beliefs."

Perhaps someone should remind her of the Crusades, the Inquisition, and yes, even the Holocaust (moreso "racial" than faith, but I think the same idea applies). Christianity is neither free of bloodshed, nor is Islam necessarily drenched with it. That uppity twat needs some historical perspective.

-queensugar

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 10:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyllisium, 2004-08-19 10:56 pm UTC

[info]lm
2004-08-19 11:06 am UTC (link)
I think rEiNaPrInCeSsA is secretly Robia LaMorte.

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(no subject) - [info]teleute, 2004-08-19 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 12:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-08-19 02:27 pm UTC
::splutter:: - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 05:47 pm UTC
Re: ::splutter:: - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 10:54 pm UTC
Re: ::splutter:: - [info]lm, 2004-08-21 06:13 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-08-19 01:34 pm UTC (link)
OT, but I come bearing wank (possibly...that's up to someone else to judge :P). Someone comments on how Benjamin McKenzie is voting for Kerry (http://www.livejournal.com/community/the_oc/1028347.html). They're sad. The comments on abortion and so forth are...well, extensive. Unfortunately, the best comments have been deleted, but there's a lot of wanky stuff still there.

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(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-08-19 02:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-19 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-08-19 05:29 pm UTC

[info]here4tehwank
2004-08-19 07:51 pm UTC (link)
I say we lock her in a room and read her posts to her ad nauseum until she pees her pants and promises never to do it again.

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