Some lovely HP wank: MWPP slashers are bitter and twisted prudes. Apparently.
Hello, everyone. I go by the name of Jenna Matthews, and I write B-list Slythfic in the Harry Potter fandom. Someone on my friends list pointed this gem in my direction.

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs slash is evil.

I kid you not. Get a load of the first paragraph.

I am an unashamed Harry Potter fan and keen fan writer and reader. Nevertheless, there is one sub-genre I will never touch, that I have never read nor reviewed nor ever will, that I loathe from the depths of my soul: Marauders slash. Other kinds of slash I can put up with; indeed, I tend to write a gay Harry myself. But this particular slash seems to me revolting, an assault not only on the characters and their relationship, but on a basic kind of human decency and kindness on which rests much of our happiness on this Earth.

Speechless.