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Irony ([info]isntitironic) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-08-20 16:10:00
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Current mood:Amazed

We have Girlfriend Wank at Friends of Josh Groban. Yes sirree, people are dissing on our hero's girlfriend... again. It goes something like this:

ilovejoshgroban: I hate January Jones!

everybody else: You horrible person, you're giving us a bad name! This thread will be locked soon!

NebularXplosion: OMG, how dare you threaten to censor somebody's feelings?!

everybody else: Shut up! She's giving us a bad name, do you hear? It's not as if we're so full of crazy that we don't need her help or anything!

Page One - outlined above

Page Two - the possibility is raised that Josh is gay. Because any pretty male celebrity with a girlfriend is automatically gay.

Page Three - singtomejosh breaks out the Capslock of rage.

Page Four - I invoke the name of fandom_wank, and nanapati pitches a boldfaced red-fonted fit.


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(Anonymous)
2004-08-21 01:36 am UTC (link)
And the first poster is the Josh Groban fandom Wank Queen, MRS. JOSH GROBAN.... SurferGirl1300!

And she says "The free speech comes on this site only under the cirsumstances that you do not bash or hurt others.
I have reported this thread to a moderator, and hope that it will be taken care of fairly soon"

Can we say hypocrite, that is why she was banned from the Mi Morena Fan Fiction Archive website. She had a quibble with another member and decide to cause a big mess.

And on topic.... this whole January Jones wank is common, most Josh Groban fans dislike her but an overwhelming group says "YOU CAN'T HATE HER! You're just Jealous!"

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-21 02:01 am UTC (link)
After attending a Josh Groban concert, I can attest that they are the wankiest fans ever.

(Side note: It was held by the 'Friends of Josh Groban', and the translation from internet to reality was frightening. Sort of like hearing someone you don't know discuss bukkake. It just SHOULDN'T happen.)

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[info]squib
2004-08-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
Reads the sig of one of these people:

Josh breathes for me~ his voice is my oxygen~
Josh's official bodywash and pajamas!
Official joshie posse member (jg)
Happy victim of the grobanian slip, joshfingers, josh attack, joshmares, grobanmelting, obsessive josh compulsive, josh-a-bye, grobanpressure, joshpics, vocabugroban, JG's, car joshing, joshversation, G-rush, Josh Sighting, Grobanpains, vacujosh, Joshian slips, lockjosh on my cd players, joshophelia, spectojosh, joshaphile, josh run out, joshonomics, double josh-pardy, joshAllusion, serenjoshpity, grobanizing, and de josh vu

O.o!!!!

*speechless*

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2004-08-21 02:14 am UTC (link)
I love Grobanite wank! I can't even follow the wanking because I'm so mesmerized by the tacky sigs and their bizarre customs. It's fascinating.

You can't make this stuff up:

Keeper of Josh's Childhood.
Grobanly Insured by THUD INSURANCE
The Official Keeper Of Josh's LOVE, DESIRE, and his beautiful PORSHE
Guardian of Josh's Sanity
Keeper of Josh's choice in norwegian hotels

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[info]mariagoner
2004-08-22 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Keeper of Josh's choice in norwegian hotels

...Tell me you just made that one up and slipped it into the pile to psych us out. Because... WTF? Norwegian hotels? As opposed to all of the other sort?

Oh, and this?

The Official Keeper Of Josh's LOVE, DESIRE, and his beautiful PORSHE

One of these things is not like the OTHER, one of these things just don't BELONG!

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(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-08-23 03:44 am UTC

[info]mariagoner
2004-08-22 11:36 pm UTC (link)
>>joshophelia

For some reason, that, more than anything else, cracks me the hell up. Joshophelia? Is he about to drown himself in a river out of sorrow for his lost love soon?

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[info]geekmagirl
2004-08-21 02:17 am UTC (link)
Well, there goes any desire I have to actually listen to a Josh Groban song...

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
the possibility is raised that Josh is gay. Because any pretty male celebrity with a girlfriend is automatically gay.

How does your second sentence jibe with your first? There's no connection.

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[info]msmanna
2004-08-21 04:12 am UTC (link)
There's no connection.

Your perception of reality is faulty. Please adjust your tinhat for better reception of Teh Gay Mind Control Waves.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-21 07:15 am UTC (link)
http://www.wordiq.com/dictionary/Beard.html

Top, #3.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-22 05:37 pm UTC (link)
I see subtlety isn't a strong point with either one of the two of you above. RIF, mkay?

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Egads
[info]lavenderfrost
2004-08-21 04:06 am UTC (link)
*pokes wank with a stick*

...

I'm afraid to go near it. I think it might lunge at me.

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Re: Egads
(Anonymous)
2004-08-21 04:27 am UTC (link)
It will.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-08-21 06:26 am UTC (link)
Wait, her name is January Jones?

Why do I have the overwhelming urge to ask what Archie comic she strolled out of before meeting Josh Groban?

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-21 06:46 am UTC (link)
Try and guess what month she was born in.

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[info]isntitironic
2004-08-21 07:09 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure it's a stage name, actually. I don't know much about the woman beyond that she's cute, blonde, and has done nude scenes. The Grobanites like to whine about how 'unwholesome' she is... to which all I can say is: if I were rich and male, I'd damn well date cute blondes who don't mind taking their clothes off, too.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-08-21 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]syrenssong, 2004-08-21 11:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-22 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-08-22 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-22 07:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-08-22 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-08-23 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-08-23 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-23 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-08-23 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-23 08:05 pm UTC

[info]virago
2004-08-21 07:50 am UTC (link)
I was thinking "stripper" myself, but that works too.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-21 08:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-08-22 11:39 pm UTC

[info]feloniousfeline
2004-08-21 08:03 am UTC (link)
I'll get back to you on this. Right now I'm trying to bend my brain around how a girl has the name of January Jones and isn't a porn star.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-21 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-08-22 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2004-08-22 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]echoe69, 2004-08-22 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-08-22 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-08-22 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-08-22 02:27 am UTC

[info]ichigatsu
2004-08-22 03:45 am UTC (link)
Every time a Josh Groban/January Jones wank comes up, I think, "Oh Gawd, they're going to make fun of my name again."

But don't stop, please. I'm actually hearing new digs at my name that I've never heard before.

~someone unfortunate enough to also be saddled with the name January

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[info]onmyforehead
2004-08-21 06:43 am UTC (link)
...I dream of marring Josh since I was 11!!!!!

I... just... can't properly comment, I'm laughing so hard.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-08-21 10:57 am UTC (link)
And if she marrs the English language as badly as she dreams of marring Josh, I believe the boy might want to look into legal recourse.

Or some mace.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-08-21 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfsamurai, 2004-08-21 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-08-22 11:43 am UTC
I heart freaks
[info]jess_d_ripper
2004-08-21 01:25 pm UTC (link)
"...I dream of marring Josh since I was 11!!!!!"

Which was last year, I hope. Wait, no, it would be funnier if it were one of the older ladies claiming to have had prophetic dreams of marrying Josh since before he was born.

Either way, poor Josh Groban. I just picture these people running up to him after a concert and yelling "Josh, I am the keeper of your CHILDHOOD!" "I am the keeper of your eyes, Josh. GIVE ME YOUR EYES!"

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Re: I heart freaks - (Anonymous), 2004-08-21 10:18 pm UTC
Re: I heart freaks - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-08-22 01:11 pm UTC

[info]hephaestoschick
2004-08-21 10:48 am UTC (link)
Here's a STRONG suggestion to you, miss "ilovejoshgroban"; if you wish to REMAIN a member IN GOOD STANDING here at FoJG

and before I even read on, my brain finished it with "you will continue to act totally batshit and use RANDOM CAPS in all of your angry, wanky and/or batshit posts!!!1!"

And yes, sadly enough my brain added the exclamation marks and the one.

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[info]silverwind
2004-08-21 04:06 pm UTC (link)
... please don't tell me that any of them are Indonesians. Because then I'd be too paranoid to go to Josh' concert this November. T___T

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[info]ultimate_cin
2004-08-21 10:30 pm UTC (link)
This clinches it. The Grobanites are tied with the Claymates for utter batshittiness (if that's not a word, it is now....;))

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