We have Girlfriend Wank at Friends of Josh Groban. Yes sirree, people are dissing on our hero's girlfriend... again. It goes something like this:

ilovejoshgroban: I hate January Jones!

everybody else: You horrible person, you're giving us a bad name! This thread will be locked soon!

NebularXplosion: OMG, how dare you threaten to censor somebody's feelings?!

everybody else: Shut up! She's giving us a bad name, do you hear? It's not as if we're so full of crazy that we don't need her help or anything!

Page One - outlined above

Page Two - the possibility is raised that Josh is gay. Because any pretty male celebrity with a girlfriend is automatically gay.

Page Three - singtomejosh breaks out the Capslock of rage.

Page Four - I invoke the name of fandom_wank, and nanapati pitches a boldfaced red-fonted fit.