Ball-licking HP wank
This is small, but quite entertaining. A post on Sirius' character change between GoF and OotP is made and recced on the Daily Snitch. The original post is not wanky. hi1arity seems to find it objectionable, however, and resorts to using bold, extremely excessive italics, swearing, caps lock, terrible spelling, and the dreaded hello! to make her point. (Which appears to be that omgSiriusisdabombdontsaymeanthingsiluvhim). Her challenge that "you cannot fucking tell me Sirius wasn't worse off in OotP" is taken up by mortifyd (whose point starts out well but appears to be motivated by a good dose of omgSiriusisdaevolyouGryffindorho). Mortifyd wins this round, however, with the glorious revelation about Sirius' time in Azkaban: At least as a dog he could amuse himself by licking his balls.

The whole thing degenerates into back-and-forth sniping, with hi1arity resorting to the "have you read the books?" argument and the classic sentence "[y]ou seem to be a very cold and bland individual", as well as admitting she was so mad she was shaking as she posted one of her replies. Teh horror!

Final joy is that both personal journals have entries on the issue: here and here, with a final swipe about the ball-licking. 'Cause that's what it's really all about.