Tonight On Fox: WHEN SUETHORS ATTACK!
Woo hoo! My first wank! (flings confetti about)

lamento_eroico posts a rant about yaoi fans, complaining her masterpiece is being overlooked just because it's het and the OMG LOUSY yaoi story next door is getting tons of reviews!

Turns out her story sounds suspiciously like a Mary Sue. When called on that, she gets pissy, including trotting out Ye Olde "Don't Like It? Don't Read It!" excuse.

Then she blames her Suethoring on ADD.

Hold onto your hats, folks! There may be more Suethor cliches to come!