'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' Wank
In honor of teratologist's craving for chocolate; a deep rich multilayered torte of wank.

Over on IMDB is a page devoted to a remake of the movie based on Roald Dahl's lovely book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
In the message boards, some people seem confused by the 'title change' and completely unaware that the 1971 movie was based on a book!!!

See book purists insulting the intelligence of movie fans, people complaining about and explaining the reasons for the various titles, speculation about if this will be a musical, how and if Danny Elfman and Tim Burton will save or ruin this film, and the hypothetical rotational movement of the author within his grave. (He loved the movie! No he hated it! But he wrote the screenplay! No, they butchered it!)

To make this pudding all the richer; the star of the upcoming remake is no other than Johnny Depp! See Depp fangirls squeeing, see Wilder fans bitching and moaning, see Tim Burton fans and haters duke it out in grand internet style!

This Wank has it all- watch posters invoke Manson (Which one, I'm not sure.) Nazi's, racism and Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon'.

So surreal. (Rather fitting, isn't it?)