Blade vs. Buffy is apparently the new Alien vs. Predator
Posting on behalf of diemydawny, who is having JournalFen issues:

Blade/Buffy Wank!!! Yay!!

Someone on the Blade: Trinity forums on IMDB starts a thread called Blade Vs. Buffy, and all hell breaks loose!

Some highlights:



"Blade would win cuz he's a man and everybody knows that men are
better than women!"

"I think Buffy would win, but that's because I'm a Buffy fan. Of
course, since this is a Blade forum, I know I automatically lose this
argument. BUT IF YA'LL TOOK THIS UP IN THE BUFFY FORUM, YOU WOULD
LOSE!"

"Buffy and Blade both fought gods and won. Therefore, it would be a
draw!" [Grumble, grumble, Buffy didn't win against Glory.]

"Ya'll, they would never fight in the first place! They both are on
the same side!!"

"I am a black man, and therefore cannot possibly wrap my mind around
the fact that a white girl could ever beat up a black man."

"I did an online poll on this a while ago, and everybody says Blade
would win, therefore this argument is over."

"Wesley Snipes knows WAY MORE martial arts than SMG does, so obviously
Blade would win."

"Duh, Blade has a bigger budget, which means that the choreography is
better, which means that Blade would win."

"BLADE ONLY FIGHTS VAMPIRES BUT BUFFY HAS FOUGHT THINGS THAT ARENT
VAMPIRES TOO SO OBVIOUSLY BUFFY HAS MORE EXPERIENCE AND WOULD WIN!"

OMFG, this list is getting way too long. There's just so much good
stuff!! I'll end it here, but it is truly beautiful."