When spoilers attack!
They're big, they're bad, and they've blindsided the cornfed fandom of Smallville! At first, no one was quite sure whether the uncut revelation of a promotional picture seen in newspapers and billboards across the country was an in-your-face attack on spoiler-phobes or a simple matter of not using the proper code to hide the seemingly innocuous picture of The WB's Pretty Couple.

The post that followed neither apologized for the spoilerage nor condoned it, instead insisting spoiler hos should be thanked for cutting when they do because it is a hardship of Herculean proportions to cut-tag a post properly. The confusion generated by this post has become of Herculean proportions itself, hos and phobes duking it out to define what a spoiler is, spell out the rules of spoilerage courtesy, and make veiled threats of (oh my!) a possible spoilerho cut tag coup.

All in all, a dissension in fandom Lex Luthor himself would be proud of.