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白い竜 ([info]shoiryu) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-01 15:48:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Rufus Wainwright, "Instant Pleasure"

This entire thread on the FF7 LJ community is filled with wank, thanks to the OP insisting that, if people are going to answer her request to name their favorite yaoi pairings, they must "do it the correct way". Other arguements break out over what's canon and what isn't, the OP declares in a moment of amazing ego that she "has a large fanbase :D" and a good time is had by all!


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[info]rackhamrose
2004-09-01 11:05 pm UTC (link)
AUGH, there's SEMEN in my EYE.

Which OF COURSE you'd write as SemenxEye, because EyexSemen is NOT CORRECT!

(I'm particularly boggled by this comment. "OF COURSE I like pairings that correspond to my sexuality!" So... what's up with the straight fans who like same-sex pairings, or the gay/bi fans who have het OTPs?)

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[info]bubosquared
2004-09-02 12:49 am UTC (link)
Or us lesbian boyslash fans? (One penis bad! Two penises good!)

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-09-01 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Also notice the mini-wank about Hojo and Lucrecia...

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[info]alpheratz
2004-09-01 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I can't decide whether I like [info]kapunua for her cheerfulness, or dislike her for the slight condescension, or both.

I do like the wank, though. It's light, zesty, and amusing.

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[info]artimusdin
2004-09-01 11:32 pm UTC (link)
I think I've decided I like her because she was so cheerful and coherent when dealing with the child-brat who thought she knew everything and "was so good". Nanakibh just comes off as... incredibly rude and very much "I'm always right and if you don't agree with me, screw you!". Never mind the fact that her logic.. isn't exactly earth logic.

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-01 11:44 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-09-03 12:54 pm UTC

kroki_refur
2004-09-01 11:45 pm UTC (link)
I like her: she resisted the urge to explode into spooge at </a></b></a>[info]nanakibh kept going on about "not letting her win". She's a better man than I will ever be...

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(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2004-09-01 11:46 pm UTC
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[info]moonfruituk
2004-09-01 11:21 pm UTC (link)
The wank is strong with this one.

That girl (yes, girl dear, you're only 15) has an ego on her, that's for sure. She just does seem silly, like kapunua said.

Gah, the internet breeds stupidity. I'm convinced of it.

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-01 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-09-02 12:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-09-02 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-02 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2004-09-02 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-02 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2004-09-02 02:15 am UTC

[info]iczer6
2004-09-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
Not girl+guy... unless you want to be kinky.

So a woman being on top in is now kinky? [And I'm talking just taking the top position in sex, not being a dominatrix or anything like that.]

The 1950's called and they want their values back.


Icz

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-02 01:23 am UTC

[info]blue_linnet
2004-09-02 01:32 am UTC (link)
Ahahaha.

'I haven't read much good yaoi in this fandom'
'You must not have read my stories then!'

Does she not realise how arrogant and stupid that sounds? Not to mention completely opening herself up to something like 'well...actually...I have read your stories, and they suck'.

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-02 01:40 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-02 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-02 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-09-02 12:57 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-02 01:36 am UTC (link)
Okay, why the hate for cidxvin? WHY THE HATE PEOPLE??Q?!?!?!?!?!?!

=goes off to sulk with her OTP-

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[info]zarla
2004-09-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
It amuses me that there's one person there who just can't accept the idea that Lucrecia and Hojo's relationship MIGHT have been consensual. IT WAS RAPE I TELLS YOU EVEN IF THEY KISSED IT WAS RAPE ALL AROUND ARRRGHHH complete with literary references!

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[info]virago
2004-09-02 01:57 am UTC (link)
GOOD GAIA ALMIGHTY, GET OUT OF MY FANDOM.

Okay, I am putting on the raincoat and stepping into the thread. Carefully.

Strike 1. "Seme first kekekekeke!" I've ranted before on this, please refer to my 3,000-page manifesto "If You Think Human Sexuality Is All About Who Is The Slot And Who Is The Tab, Fuck You Lots."

Strike 2. Passing off rampant opinion as "true." MORON!

Strike 3. I'm lesbian so I have all the right to talk about gay people.

Sfl;asjfiueraoijfdoaieu;lkdfj. I don't have a label so I get to slag on ALL OF YOU, MOFOS.

Here it goes. We all have "a right to talk about gay people." That does not mean that anything we say is automatically right. Including you, Magical Lesbian Who Is Always Right. Hell, if cunnilingus made you omniscient more people would do it.

Strike 4.
I'm 15, by the way. Don't refer to me as a kid.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA. that is all.

Strike 5.
I also have a large fanbase. =D

I've been in this fandom for five years and never heard of your stupid ass. Next!

And I'm just not touching the Hojo bit. JUST NOT GOING THERE. Yes, I wrote some really bad J-Project fic back in the day, but I recanted.

...actually I second megmurry's Lucrecia Borgia idea. Evil!Lu pushes buttons. King and queen of evil scientists! oohyes.

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[info]redjackcash
2004-09-02 02:15 am UTC (link)
I'm 15, by the way. Don't refer to me as a kid.

It has come to my attention that any teenager who says, "Don't call me a kid!" therefore proves that they, indeed, are a kid. It's one of those self-defeating, self-fulfillinf prophecy things.

Besides, what's wrong with being a kid?


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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-02 03:29 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-02 02:22 am UTC (link)

The entire post itself has further confirmed that fangirls need therapy ... moreover the so-called 'educated' fangirls need even more help ... --;

::twitches.:: That entire thread is nauseating me now.

It moves between amusing to saddening, depending. ::weeps for humanity.:: Needless to say, I am pleased it ended up here.

Number one way to ruffle feathers ... bring up the topic of pairings. Gets them every time.

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-02 03:29 am UTC

[info]melusine
2004-09-02 03:30 am UTC (link)
I checked her userinfo: she isn't even 15 yet. She's 14.

One thing that amazes me is how many wankers come from Ohio. I still stand by my "crack in the water supply" theory :P

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(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2004-09-02 04:58 am UTC

[info]pyratejenni
2004-09-02 03:35 am UTC (link)
Is there a relatively sane FF7 community on LJ? HOw about FF8?

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2004-09-02 03:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - mbutterflye, 2004-09-02 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-09-03 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - mbutterflye, 2004-09-03 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2004-09-03 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-02 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2004-09-02 04:47 pm UTC
*snore*
(Anonymous)
2004-09-02 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Boring.

~Phoenix (http://www.livejournal.com/users/phoenix_fw/)

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kroki_refur
2004-09-02 01:05 pm UTC (link)
This comment makes my head hurt. "I got a community deleted and I'm proud!" Yeah, you're teh kewlies girl...

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-02 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Damn, I can't get a code here.

Anyway, this would be Nanaki BH, for all you losers. =D

I'm so proud that I got myself on your quaint little... community thing. I was thinking last night "Hey, I can't get a code. *snore* Anonymous? I'll do it later. z.z" So here I am and it turns out that what I thought happened. You found out it was all one big ploy.

*clears throat*

"An action calculated to frustrate an opponent or gain an advantage indirectly or deviously; a maneuver"

I'm not proud because I didn't necessarily gain advantage. I guess my advantage is that I was the one joking. Those other people were serious about everything. I'm very surprised about that whole Hojo thing or whatever that was going on. It was like listening to speech and debate. =\

Anyway, it's nice to see that you discussed me, no matter how loathesome of me you became. <3 See you for now!

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-09-02 04:09 pm UTC
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[info]coffee_mug
2004-09-02 04:48 pm UTC (link)
It's times like these that make me realize how much my fandom truly sucks. :/

Can't we all just patiently wait for AC and neverfuckingmind everyone else?

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[info]deoridhe
2004-09-02 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Lucretzia/Hojo/Vincent OMGTHEIRLOVEISSOJENOVAED

*waves her flag*

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-03 05:52 am UTC (link)
so now on her personal journal (http://www.livejournal.com/users/nanakibh) she claims it was all a gag "us people" fell into.

SO MUCH LAUGHTER, I CANNOT STOP.

jenparakeet on lj

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(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-09-03 01:10 pm UTC
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[info]quinctia
2004-09-03 08:09 am UTC (link)
This wank totally rocks, because someone I don't know brought my six year old fic up. *shifty eyes*

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-08 05:01 am UTC (link)
(For some reason I can't log in. I'm kylenne, in case anyone gives a shit.)

I left FF7 fandumb years and years ago, before the advent of LJ.

That thread makes me feel so good about that decision it's not even funny. Because? Ass. Clown. That is all.

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