Starsky & Hutch Wank off the port bow!
Popping my wank cherry...

In the beginning, was the dream-journal entry. And somewhere, Freud rolled over in his grave.

And then came the wank, and it was spoogtastic. Comments about how you can't be a member of the EGPAF if you're a part of S&H fandom, counter-comments about not mentioning the "s" word and accusations of libel, and they just keep feeding the troll...

Then comes the golden showers moments.

Finally, because you couldn't have the wank without it, the obligatory anonymous post.

Can you feel the friction-burn?