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Eclair ([info]eclair) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-06 08:23:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:John Williams - Cavatina

Mmm, Wank. The Freshmaker.
Once upon a time, there was an "interesting" doodle posted at fruits_basket. Many wondered and poked it, is it real? Is it fake? Confusion was high, many chose to ignore it.

Some called troll.
Others called it brilliant.

The usual flame was said.
Overall, tiny.

Until el wanker supremo landed on the scene. Who believes he is Envy, a character from Full Metal Alchemist. Yep, nothing's better than pretending you're a fictional character. A rather random visitor, no one thought much about it. It all started with [info]hakkyuu_kyoki posting her Full Metal Alchemist icon as she commented...

Then it got weird.
Hey! How did you get my picture?!
Said wanker continues to harass the commenter with Full Metal Alchemist wank, icon wank, and insults!

Wanker strikes! He threatens to launch his minions on the commenter but his excuses range from :

"1. They dont have a live journal
2. Im lazyer than you
3. I am Envy whether you like it or not
4. I'll call you whatever my heart desires
5. I am all that
6. spoif j;spoigsu p;oguf;s9l ih;soighs ;oigows
7. Who the hell do you think you are, to be telling me what I am or not?
8. You are just a crappy anus in the world
So wether you deny it or not i WILL WIN this argument little girl."



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(Anonymous)
2004-09-06 05:35 pm UTC (link)
another furuba wank O_o

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[info]seppuku
2004-09-06 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Ahahahahahhahahahaha!! think what you want! u know as much as i know that ur in denyal ,pal! u must be utterly jealous of me to say that I am not me, hmhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!

Ne, Lust, can I eat him?

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[info]oysteria
2004-09-06 06:03 pm UTC (link)
::passes the salt::

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-08 12:05 am UTC (link)
Go ahead. We don't need him anymore.



(Yeah, I'm lust, piss off)
*nails people with fingers*

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[info]oysteria
2004-09-06 06:02 pm UTC (link)
XD

That picture is fucking hilarious. I think I'm going to make it into desktop art.

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[info]eclair
2004-09-06 06:07 pm UTC (link)
I laughed too, that's not something you see every day. XD

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[info]soraphilia
2004-09-06 07:39 pm UTC (link)
That's a beautiful piece of modern art, there. I love it. XD

*will let her icon speak for itself on the Envy dude*

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[info]eclair
2004-09-06 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Its absolutely perfect, we all know you must have hocked that picture from the real Ed! Wait until he comes to get you with his LJ.

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[info]herring
2004-09-06 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Man, I don't know which was sadder: the guy who thought he was Envy or the extent the defending person went to try burning him. You can't get back at idiots like that, and you end up wasting your time. I've learned that the hard way.

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[info]rowan
2004-09-06 10:00 pm UTC (link)
What... the... o_o; I keep thinking I'm used to the otakukin/etc. concept, and then people like this pop up. My brain's reaction is still OMGWTFBBQ.

*puts up large GET OUT OF MY FANDOM, YOU'RE MAKING US ALL LOOK LIKE FREAKING IDIOTS sign*

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[info]crysiana
2004-09-06 10:00 pm UTC (link)
This reminds me why I avoid most of FMA fandom activity. I mean, yes, the Furuba thing is hilarious, but it seems like I can't turn around without there being more FMA wank somewhere. It must be something in the water.

And let all note that I'm the real Roy Mustang, because, of course, my icon proves it. All and sundry others will be flamed.

Yes, FMA fans are allowed to beat me for that phrasing.

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[info]bemysty
2004-09-06 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I am Winry, feel my PMS wrench.
*ducks and runs*

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(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2004-09-06 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soraphilia, 2004-09-06 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2004-09-07 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2004-09-07 01:39 am UTC

[info]oysteria
2004-09-06 11:24 pm UTC (link)
::beats your ass::

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-09-07 12:56 am UTC (link)
but it seems like I can't turn around without there being more FMA wank somewhere.

I bet Al's gone all rusty from being covered in spooge.

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(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2004-09-07 01:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-07 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2004-09-07 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-07 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2004-09-07 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-07 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-09-07 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2004-09-07 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bemysty, 2004-09-07 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-09-07 05:56 am UTC

[info]kalika_maxwell
2004-09-06 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I just have a fucked up sense of humor but it always amuses me to death when my fandom is involved in any sort of wank. I'm easily amused perhaps?

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[info]rinoared
2004-09-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Wow, I thought you were exaggerating with that list! How wrong was I? *weeps*

Also, great choice of icons you have!

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[info]eclair
2004-09-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Haha, I can say the same to you, my dear. XD

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-09-06 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Well, he should certainly envy everyone else's spelling and grammatical skills! HO HO!

(Okay, almost everyone's.)

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[info]llorelei
2004-09-07 02:50 am UTC (link)
I feel rilly rilly bad for the person trying to reason with the crazy dude.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-07 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Well, I found it funny to be honest. It wasn't a bother trying to reason with him as such. I think he was trying to piss me off, but I don't get honestly angry very easily :3;;;

~Gh0st

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[info]crysiana
2004-09-14 08:23 am UTC (link)
Hi. I noticed your HP - the supreme king of fandom wank icon, and wondered where you got it/if I could have a copy. Thanks for your time.

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(no subject) - [info]llorelei, 2004-09-14 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2004-09-14 10:11 pm UTC

[info]lindentree
2004-09-07 02:56 am UTC (link)
I... don't even really know what's happening, there.

But the art in the first post really made me laugh. As soon as it popped up, I giggled. Lookit! COLOURS AND LINES! Wheeeee!

Look, a butterfly! *makes chase*

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mbutterflye
2004-09-07 04:46 am UTC (link)
No! Butterflies are delicate and easily scared. Donotchase! >.>

[/random]

Also, one wonders why Momiji's spot (a rather large bunny) is almost smaller than Yuki's spot (a rather small mouse).

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-09-07 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2004-09-07 01:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-09-07 05:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2004-09-08 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-09-08 04:26 am UTC
(no subject) - mbutterflye, 2004-09-07 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]spiderflower, 2004-09-08 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - mbutterflye, 2004-09-08 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-09 02:45 am UTC

redwarrior
2004-09-09 05:09 pm UTC (link)
That piece of art was HILARIOUS. >3 It seems as if the person meant to mock the way fanart was done. >3 <3 it!!!

And for the dude who think's he's Envy...BITCH, PLEASE.

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