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sir_hellsing ([info]sir_hellsing) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-07 10:48:00


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Entry tags:anime/manga, fandom: hellsing

Hellsing is SHOUJO! Look at this Incognito’s pic! He’s clearly fanservice for the ladies!
Anyone who is in Hellsing fandom has the pleasure to make acquaintance with the special individual that is glassdarkly. She has offered gems in the past like an hysterical rant about the dreaded possibility of IntegralxSeras, a hissy fit saying she would leave the community, evidence that YumikoxAnderson is teh canon, and a nazi icon flame war in one of her threads (just to say there’s not only pairing flamewars in Hellsing!). Pity all these were deleted.

Now she’s back with evidence that Hellsing is SO shoujo. But using Incognito as the so-called fan service for girls may not be her most brilliant move.

Enjoy the show! I mustered my self control to not wank! And I crave for gory Hellsing icon claiming that my fandom is shoujo.



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[info]mistressrenet
2004-09-07 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Well, gore does not shonen make either...see Yami no Matseui. Plenty of gore! But, yeah, Hellsing is not the shoujo. Dude, Trigun is more shoujo than Hellsing and it is also not the shoujo.

My favorite part is when she admits "Shounene and Shoujo confuse me." Yes, dear, I think we've all figured that out.

I think they should've just let it go, though (not counting the people who made reasonable comments before the whole thing dissolved). Duuude. At some point, you're all just...wanking.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-09-07 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Heh heh. I like telling people that Ah! My Goddess is shonen and watching their brains explose. *snickers*

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(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-08 02:02 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-07 08:12 pm UTC (link)
At some point, you're all just...wanking.

maybe. but she doesn't seem to want to let anything go, willing to argue others into the ground using fucked up (or completely fucking wrong) definitions. let's not mention that she can be completely non-understandable when she starts her jabbering.

glassdarkly is a yaoi fangirl that gives yaoi fangirls black eyes.

I think the 'stop being on my side' applies to her in spades.

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[info]nostalgia
2004-09-07 05:48 pm UTC (link)
omg teh yaoi iz liek s0 kawaii!!

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-07 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Wow...glassdarkly seem to have this in her to convince everyone that Hellsing is a shoujo manga? WTF? And everybody in it is secretly gay? WTF? Incognito is a fan service? In what way?

Quentin.

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[info]raykat
2004-09-07 06:00 pm UTC (link)
INCOGNITO? A FANSERVICE???

To whom, exactly?

I don't know about her, but I don't exactly get hot and bothered looking at asymetrical purplish fugly enunchs.

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[info]redjackcash
2004-09-07 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Man, why does it even matter? Why do people even care if these things are shoujo or shounen? Watch out guys, you may not be reading a comic that is gender specific to you...YOU MIGHT BE READING THW WRONG CATEGORY LIEK OMG!11111!2 You're crossing gender lines, there, missy! Everyone knows only boys can read shounen and shoujo is for girls! (And the funny thing is even when I was into this stuff I couldn't STAND shoujo...god-damn bubbles).

It's like they learned a bit about Japanese culture just to wank on it.

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[info]mambo
2004-09-07 07:09 pm UTC (link)
This will never stop being funny, though. And for that alone I thank Glassdarkly.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-07 07:49 pm UTC (link)
it isn't just hellsing she has entertained with her incomprehensible babblings. having witnessed her incoherent and completely misinformed nonsense before in another small fandom, and a larger fandom, you hellsing fans are welcome to her.

she has on more than one occasion pulled nonsensical bullshit out of her ass to "support" how two characters are SOOOOO TEH GAY and how it "makes the series shounen".

you didn't read that wrong, I didn't write that wrong. we know she meant shounen ai. she was willing to argue with not one, but TWO people on the issue.

only recently has she finally gotten her terminology correct. she will never be turned from the course of pulling bullshit screencaps and pointing to them as being irrefutable proof that the two dudes are going at it and it MAKES it a YAOI/SHOUNEN (AI) series! official! look at all the (half baked, crazed and totally straining at the logic) evidence!

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[info]deoridhe
2004-09-07 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Everyone, please tell me to NOT rewrite the first manga of Hellsing in Shojou style. *cries*

*shoots plot bunny with BFG*

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-07 08:31 pm UTC (link)
W (http://www.livejournal.com/community/heatguy_j/10688.html) T (http://www.livejournal.com/community/onepieceyaoi/137962.html) F? (http://www.livejournal.com/community/lupin_snape/71156.html)

whyohwhy does she have to like the things I do?

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-09-07 09:25 pm UTC (link)
...Hellsing. Shoujo.

I know like, nothing about the series and I can accurately declare that it is NOT SHOUJO. Shoujo is sparkles and flowers and happy romance and teen angst and sappy music. Hellsing is...something else entirely.

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[info]ladyofviolets
2004-09-07 10:04 pm UTC (link)
*reads the threads*

* dies of spork, revives, dies again *

PS: About shoujo, shounen, and blood... I have one question...

Would someone PLEASE think of X?

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[info]misswindy
2004-09-07 10:22 pm UTC (link)
and all I think about is sex and boys licking eachother, and every enemy on tv is secretly gay

Best. Disclaimer. Ever.

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[info]rewind
2004-09-07 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Hellsing shoujo... Incognito fanservice...

This does not compute.

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Eh, sir Integral?
[info]aloysius
2004-09-07 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Kodansha does publish shonen manga. (Besides, Young King Ours is a magazine, Kodansha a publisher, and Flower Comics a line of manga titles. What the heck kind of comparison is that?)

/nitpickery from a sleep-depraved mind

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Re: Eh, sir Integral? - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-09-08 12:51 am UTC
Re: Eh, sir Integral? - [info]aloysius, 2004-09-08 01:12 am UTC
Re: Eh, sir Integral? - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-09-08 01:14 am UTC

[info]eclair
2004-09-08 12:14 am UTC (link)
... I thought Dracula was spawned from Vlad the Impaler, or some historical aspect of that sort. (Correct me if I'm wrong here, I'm not well versed in European history.)

Next time on Mahou Bishounen Hellsing! Watch as Alucard spews shoujo bubbles in a touching moment when he comes to terms with his one twoo wuv! Wow, those sparkles sure make everything believable.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-08 01:01 am UTC (link)
Hey, it's the poster child for contraceptives!

I knew the moment I saw her post in onepieceyaoi -- "OMGZ OP IZ YAOIIE!!11eleventy" -- that she must hail from the shallow end of the gene pool. WTF, indeed.

This hurts. Really bad. I'm going to go stab my brain with a Q-tip, now.

- Shell (pyroclastica on lj)

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(no subject) - rachelthedemon, 2004-09-08 02:19 am UTC
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[info]danceswithelvis
2004-09-08 01:13 am UTC (link)
I always knew she'd end up here.

Personally, I think she eats paint chips with lead salsa. But that's just my opinion.

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[info]virago
2004-09-08 01:52 am UTC (link)
Aaaaaaaahahahahaha WHAT THE FUCK.

The Incognito fanart AND the comments here own me thoroughly.

that is all.

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[info]silverwind
2004-09-08 04:32 am UTC (link)
Well, the only way to determine a series is shoujo, shounen, seinen or jousei is just to look at the magazine where the series is serialized. -_-;;;

Or else, I could say that TeniPuri is shoujo too. =P Or Death Note is seinen, not shounen.

Huh, Hellsing fandom. Baits more wank than TeniPuri. *gives applause*

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[info]shun_mcdaddy
2004-09-08 06:37 am UTC (link)
Glassdarkly??

Hmm? She almost made the very first Heat Guy J wank at [info]heatguy_j fan community earlier this year.

Proclaiming that the show (where half my JF name and that lovely man in my icon came from) was shoujo.O_o

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(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-09-08 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shun_mcdaddy, 2004-09-08 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sir_hellsing, 2004-09-08 07:28 am UTC
Wank deleted. Here is the original post:
[info]sir_hellsing
2004-09-08 09:23 am UTC (link)
.....Um......
Alright, I know I'm perverted and all, and all I think about is sex and boys licking eachother, and every enemy on tv is secretly gay, and most say Hellsing is for boy audiences. And, this might just be my imagination, but does anyone find this picture to be a bit.....hmm.....suggestive?

http://www.geneon-ent.co.jp/.../ images/piba-1224.jpg

Also, I think it's not true. I believe by the evidence suggested that in depth, Hellsing is a shoujo series. It's got dracula, sexy, and dracula was fucking MADE for women, and the ladies are totally badass. Forget the tit-licking and the seras-knockers, remember Mick and Enrico, and THIS picture. And Schrodinger. Obviousness. Think about it yo.

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[info]jaseroque
2004-09-08 09:50 am UTC (link)
I have a friend who swears by anything he can think of that Fruits Basket is actually shounen. I laughed so hard until I realized he was serious.

(I think his main argument for it was 'I'm male and I enjoy it, therefore...')

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[info]sailorjpg
2005-01-21 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Because obviously males fellating there guns=yaoi and yaoi=girlfanservice and girlfanservice= shojou because all girls OMGLUF Yaoi.

*Shutters*

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