HP wank- Don't Tell Me I'm Wrong!
Story time, kids!

This person posts a bitter 'ship rant that speaks out against intolerant shippers claiming their 'ships to be canon, when they are very obviously not. She goes on to tell us we're all allowed to like any pairing we please, as long as we never dare say it's canon when it's not expressly stated in the books themselves. Fair enough.

Ragdoll then claims that Canon Is All- except when Rowling makes a mistake in the books that disagreed with something she said in an interview. Oh well, math's not JK's strong point, but it's enough to bring the wrath of canon!whores upon her poor head.

The wankage really starts pumping (excuse me) when Blacksatinrose points out an eensy bit of hypocrisy on the original poster's part. Her obviously aggressive use of logic is then ignored, kicked in the throat, and shot at with a flame-thrower by some toady named tephra and the ANGRY GOD OF CAPS LOCK (Ragdoll again), who not only completely misses the point but also drags irrelevant information screaming and kicking into the argument of whether R/S is a valid ship, and how oppressed the non-R/S shippers are. Woe unto them.

The bitter hypocrisy is suffocating.

(I still want to know how BSR proved anything about R/S shippers, when she wasn't even talking about R/S to begin with. It looked to me like she was the most reasonable one out of all of them. Am I wrong?)

It's a small wank, sure, but I thought it deserved to be mentioned for the sheer WTF factor of some of the replies. Stay tuned for further developments.

ETA: That tephra person wallows in smugness for no apparent reason, and BSR bows out gracefully, thus ending the debate.

Or does it???

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