Sailor Moon Wank!
Long time reader, first time writing in.

Meet Princess Destiny, Fanfic Writer, Author, Editor, Webmistress, Publisher, Model, and Actress (capitalizations all hers). Once one of the biggest names in the fandom, her infamy grew because of, in her words, "the popularity of my Fanfic 'Spin The Bottle,'" and in everyone else's words, "her complete and utter inability to accept any form of criticism, particularly regarding that overbloated altar to mediocrity, 'Spin the Bottle.'" Princess Destiny and her ever-shrinking pool of diehard fangirls retreated to her (now ToSed by Yahoo) 87 mailing lists. Also, for the low, low price of $500 AUD (approximately $350 USD), she will design a website for you!

One day, Tsy Dom Nym stops by and remarks on her web skills in her guestbook:
"What an ugly site! Best viewed at 800x600? Please, who are you kidding? I wouldn't pay $5.00 for such a web design, let alone $500."

Princess Destiny blocks Tsy Dom Nym's IP and edits his original guestbook entry to say the following:
"What a great site! And so beautiful too :) You must have spent a lot of time and effort to make such a range of fanfiction for us all to read! Thanks a lot! I'd pay for you to design a site for me ANYTIME.

And it all goes downhill from there. Because the rest of the wank is a) partially deleted, and b) a pain in the ass to scroll through, the rest is presented in screencaps.

Tsy Dom Nym gets through the block to verify the post has been edited. One of the Princess's rabid squirrel fangirls responds, and Tsy Dom Nym snaps back.

PD puts on a happy face, and another reader, who had heard about her "overly sensitive" nature, jumps in to criticize. But Princess Destiny doesn't NEED respect from people who don't lick her ass respect her!

One of Princess Destiny's last three sane fans posts a response, and the second respondent calls her out again.

Cuddlesyo, meanwhile, declares that her hero needs no "honor" or "integrity". C. Mito corrects Cuddlesyo's misconceptions. Cheryl demands answers and Alaina, an anti-PD girl, takes the opportunity to flame her.

Chrissyann, who states she is a teacher so we'll take her more seriously, bitches out the naysayers, as if any of them care. Alaina bitches right back. Cuddlesyo continues to pretend she is a peacemaker and not a rabid squirrel fangirl.

Haramis starts to whine about how everyone should be worshipping the ground PD walks upon, then calls out Cheryl.

Comparisons to George Bush and 9/11 are made. (Is that a law yet?) Cuddlesyo bitches because people are still angry.

A while later, some of the original protesters discover their comments were deleted and no response was ever made. They wank more.

The rabid squirrels fangirls declare OMG UR JELUS!!!11one

And finally, an anonymouse begs for peace, apologizing on behalf of the fangirls, all three months after the original wank began.


You can read pieces of the original trainwreck here, but there are midis involved. Oh, and don't poke her fangirls. They've given Cassie Claire's a run for their money.

ETA: Oh, look. Fangirl. Because apparently, one post wasn't enough to contain her rage.