Renew Buffy or Suffer The Wrath of Illiterate Poodles!
This person apparently believes that all RPS is written by "poodles" who cannot follow simple rules of grammar and spelling. I guess that creates a lot of trouble for, uh, "themself".

The best quote:

"I've no doubt there are girls out there acting like fangirls, but not
having discovered Buffy or whatever, they garner attention and sympathy from
misbehavior and shoplifting."

ETA by way of explanation:

"The hell?!" was my initial response to this, but as I read it over and tried to see WTF she was talking about, I *think* what she's saying is that Mary Sues, RPS, rapefic and shoplifting are all the ways that people who suffer from, um, "Fangirl Personality Disorder" act out. Like if you've discovered Buffy or some other fandom, you write rapefic, Mary Sues and RPS. If you are one of the unfortunates who HASN'T discovered fandom and yet suffer from "Fangirl Personality Disorder", you shoplift!

Ummm... I'm sure it made sense in her poor addled brain at one point or another.