Rock and Roll Wank Part 58753890725
The Riverfront Times is St. Louis's most notable freebie entertainment rag (for what it's worth). It has always been somewhat wanky, but an article printed in last week's edition took the wank to a new level.

Mike Seely, an RFT music critic, wrote an article entitled "The Ten Most Hated Men in Rock". Now, a title like that would have been wanky enough for most people. But not for Mr. Seely. He goes ten steps further.

Examples: 1) The Beatles were a "grotesquely overrated boy band"!

2) Elton John was better on coke!

3) Jerry Garcia was the only talented member of the Grateful Dead!

And much, much more!

And it doesn't stop there. In this week's edition of the RFT, the first batch of letters roll in (yes, folks, the first batch--I may be editing this post for all eternity), almost all of them telling Mr. Seely where to stick it, so to speak.

And somewhere, Seely is having his post-wankage carton.