Nascar - yes, Nascar - wank
It is with fear and trepidation that I post my very first wank... if only because it shows the world just how red my neck is.

Over at Fanfic Speedway you'll find a group of people who write fanfiction about Nascar drivers (most of it either slashy or Mary-Sue-y). And in the forum, a post about a recent race went from happy to wanky by the end of page one. Admin budwrench29 and poster dingda31 get snippy with each other over their admiration - or lack thereof - for drivers Kevin Harvick and Robby Gordon. Others post their opinions then back off. Dingda appears to like the sound of her own voice (or keyboard clicking, as it were); she threatens to leave the 'community' after two wordy rants on page two. Budwrench fires back with the tried and true bitch-out method of reposting a PM conversation for all to see at the top of page 3. All this over: "You said you liked my driver but really you don't."

Apologies if this one's a bit out there. It's a mind-boggling place to check out, if nothing else. Not that I go there regularly or anything.

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