reganwank 2004

Ladies and gents, I give you Regan, who wishes she was notorious but probably isn't. She used to be a James Marsters fan (Buffy and Angel, for those of you not familiar with his ex-platinum-ness). Her and Kat Eyz (Deb), Lemonparade (Cate) and some obscure but no doubt equally insane friend make up the Fearsome Foursome... or again, they probably like to think so.

Regan doesn't like James Marsters any more, probably because he refused to sleep with her at some point. So she calls him an alcoholic cokehead in her journal, and the wank begins.

Regan doesn't like Marsters, but goes to every convention he is at... Hmm. At the last convention she liked him, she buys him $200 worth of t-shirts. One of them is red, and he wears it at DragonCon 2003, (Oh No!). The fans don't like it, but Regan thinks he is sending her a message.

At Vulkon this year he wears it again, and his fans at Marsters Mobsters take offence. They wank mightily about Regan, who copies and pastes the juicy bits from the sadly deleted thread to her journal, and replies that he is in fact an alcoholic cokehead. Oh dear.

Regan later changes that to substance abuse, but we know better than to let a good libel go to waste, and some thoughtful person keeps screencaps. Regan then blames JCB (Marsters con manager) for telling her all this in super secret conversations.

Step in James_Translate, an anonymous journal dedicated to translating various announcements from his JM-ness and fans. Regan replies, and more splooge follows. Ha! But wait, so many people email Marsters manager Steve Himber, that an official announcement is made on Marsters website regarding nasty rumours. Then more wank follows regrding Himbers tone and meaning.

My fandom is imploding, and I likes it.