Gives "spirit fingers" a whole new meaning...
One of the last of the original Bagenders, Little Sam, has allowed a statement to be posted to Turimel's journal to give some more insight into the hobbit channeling and

I think it pretty much speaks for itself:

Anyways, it was normal Abbey/Jordan "fun" for the
first couple of days, and then Jordan on Wendsday
night takes me off to the side and tells me he is
secretly Elijah Wood. Amy apparently was a channeler
and had pulled Elijah's spirit into her body. They
said that Amy had killed herself "spiritually" (I have
no idea what that means) and Elijah was stuck there.

I shouldn't have fell for it but I was 15 and gulible
and it seemed so amazing and magical that I fell for
it hard. Abbey, "Elijah", and I became best friends
after that. That's why we went on so many walks: To
talk to "Elijah". So he could be who he really was.
What a load of crap. But they played it out so
well...Abbey not so much, but Amy is brilliant. She's
insane, but brilliant.




And then the illustrious Ms. Stone gets involved.

Got off track, sorry. Well, the point of all this
chanelling and elves and hobbits was not just so we
could hang out with them aparently. The who point was
that The Valar had chosen for me and Abbey to be very
special people. Abbey was going to be a great director
that would change the point of view for many people.
And I was going to be a social worker or
something...to help abused women I think it was.

Ug, Abbey disgusted me. She was way into the praise of
the Elves. Elrond in perticular whom she often refered
to as "Adda" or "Father" or "Daddy". She would cry and
cry until Jordan would bring that damned elf and then
she would skip off on doing ANYTHING for the events
becuase she was tired, hungry, sore, sad, angry,
having a "panic attack", or simply because she was
lazy.


Jesus fucking Christ on a Wheat Thin, the rest of the story gets even worse. Seriously, go look at it yourself. Warning: sporfle alerts.