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Adastra ([info]fictionbya) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-20 18:24:00


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Current mood:Fantastico
Entry tags:creator wank, interrogating from the wrong perspective, meme origins, person: anne rice

To quote rhiannonhero from LJ: "Anne Rice wouldn't last a day in fandom, yo."
Apparently Anne Rice is upset about some of the reviewers at amazon.com for they have strained her Dickensean principles to the max!

(Scroll about halfway down. You are looking for reviewer "Anne Obrien Rice" and a paragraph that never ends.)

ETA: You will now have to click on "Next" under the customer reviews to locate the "Anne Obrien Rice" review. Just click and scroll down. It's hard to miss.

Also, iconage has happened at [info]fwank_icons.


Son of ETA: Amazon.com seems to have deleted the Anne Obrien Rice review (and the crop of reviews that came after it). Fortunately, some things which are posted on the internet have a way of being preserved forever.

From the Author to the Some of the Negative Voices Here, September 6, 2004
Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!




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(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 04:23 pm UTC (link)
You know what's sad? If you read the segment preview of this book on Amazon, it's not Lestat speaking. It's Anne Rice gloating and bitching and whining for readers.

Let me quote:

I'm not, for all my cultural and artistic hunger, an elitist.

I'm sure you aren't, Ms. Rice. Oh wait, was that Lestat? I thought all the ego-tripping was you "channeling" into your Gary Stu.

That's why 's no amount of wealth and power can silence me for very long.

This is so true it's sad. Thank you for that insight into yourself, Ms. Rice. :)

Desperation is the source of the fount.

I think this speaks for itself.

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[info]trollprincess
2004-09-21 04:41 pm UTC (link)
No wonder she didn't want anybody else writing bad fanfic based on her work. She can write bad fanfic based on her work all on her own, thank you very much.

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(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2004-09-21 10:04 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Did anyone see her review of Wuthering Heights? In which she refers to the two Bronte sister authors? Anne B doesn't appear to count for some reason. Or maybe she just hasn't heard of her. Bless.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 05:22 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-09-21 06:07 pm UTC

[info]ahiru
2004-09-21 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Just to be sure, are we certain that Anne Rice isn't a product of some crazy experiment to create the first living, breathing ego?

Otherwise....Anne Rice: when BNFs stop being on the Internet, and start getting real wanky.

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(no subject) - [info]missdante, 2004-09-21 06:54 pm UTC
hee. - coreopsis, 2004-09-21 07:25 pm UTC
If she can't be taken alive... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xturtle, 2004-09-22 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-09-23 11:59 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Psst!! Antique Anne-wank!

http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/2539/comments.htm

Scroll down to the end for the really wanky bits.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2004-09-21 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anniesj, 2004-09-21 06:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-09-22 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anniesj, 2004-09-22 08:36 am UTC
The end? - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-09-21 06:28 pm UTC
Re: The end? - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-21 06:41 pm UTC
Re: The end? - coreopsis, 2004-09-21 07:26 pm UTC
Re: The end? - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-21 07:32 pm UTC
Re: The end? - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-09-22 02:15 am UTC
Re: The end? - [info]adora_spintriae, 2004-09-22 02:59 am UTC
Re: The end? - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-09-22 04:29 am UTC
stupid IWTV - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:47 am UTC
Re: The end? - [info]adora_spintriae, 2004-09-22 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2004-09-21 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2004-09-21 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2004-09-22 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2004-09-22 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]raykat, 2004-09-22 02:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2004-09-22 04:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]raykat, 2004-09-23 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-09-22 12:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]raykat, 2004-09-22 02:04 pm UTC

[info]apoplexia
2004-09-21 05:18 pm UTC (link)
Hey someone's posted a version with paragraph breaks! Excellent.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-09-21 05:33 pm UTC
Anne's (edited) post
[info]ebbrowning
2004-09-21 05:49 pm UTC (link)
And now... you want some whine with your Rice?
"Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak.
First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you?
Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it.
And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art.
Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. ....
They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place.
... Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else.
But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses.
There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough.
If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!"

Ann, I stopped reading your work after Lasher. Words cannot express how let down I was.
Anne. Please. Start using an editor again or please stop writing.
Thank you, Former reader.

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More reviews from Anne! - [info]ebbrowning, 2004-09-21 06:01 pm UTC
Re: More reviews from Anne! - [info]livingadream, 2004-09-21 06:55 pm UTC
Re: More reviews from Anne! - [info]nightfish, 2004-09-21 10:40 pm UTC
Re: More reviews from Anne! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:44 pm UTC
Re: More reviews from Anne! - [info]nightfish, 2004-09-22 01:05 am UTC
Re: More reviews from Anne! - [info]livingadream, 2004-09-22 07:15 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 06:09 pm UTC (link)
How 'bout that. It turns out the Bible was right about the second coming of God's gift. We're up to our eyeballs in splooge.

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[info]here4tehwank
2004-09-21 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Well, I have to say that I'm of mixed opinion on the subject of Anne Rice. I've always thought it was sort of pretentious and self-important to say that you disallow fanfiction based on your works. You know people are going to do it anyway, and does she really have the time and money it takes to invest in sniffing these people out and suing them? Then again, I understand the desire not to want to have your creation fucked with. *wibbles*

Her post makes me glad that I never read past Interview, though.

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-09-21 09:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-09-24 06:25 am UTC

[info]onmyforehead
2004-09-21 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm. Seems authors are just as bad as the fen sometimes.

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Dear Anne Rice,
[info]ereshkigal
2004-09-21 08:22 pm UTC (link)
tl;dr

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Re: Dear Anne Rice, - [info]oysteria, 2004-09-22 06:17 am UTC
Re: Dear Anne Rice, - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 10:09 am UTC
Re: Dear Anne Rice, - [info]ereshkigal, 2004-09-23 05:45 pm UTC
The Editor's View, Part 1
[info]nyoda
2004-09-21 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work.

The correct form is 'Seldom do I answer'. 'Really' is a qualifier. Stick in the qualifier, and a perfect sensible sentence meaning 'I seldom answer those who criticize me' alters to become: 'I answer those who criticize me--but I don't REALLY answer them. Most of the time." It's silly.

In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals.

"Denigrate"--to defame or to disparage the reputation of a person.
"Trivialize"--to make trivial or to minimize.

Criticism does not blacken or defame the reputation of the person criticized. Comments, gossip, slander, libel--these things can taint a reputation. Criticism...no.

And 'trivialized criticism' would be criticism that someone had minimized. It would not be criticism that had minimized the author's work.

However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul.

A comma should follow 'However.'

I think that Anne means that Amazon's willingness to publish reviews from anyone is compelling, but the impression this sentence leaves is that Amazon is willing to publish anything by any author, not unlike a print-on-demand press. Sloppy sentence construction, Anne. Very sloppy.

The second clause is awkward. Does Anne mean to say that "the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things said here" is also "compelling"? Or does she intend to say "the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here touches my soul"? Either way, she doesn't say it.

There is a thoroughly unnecessary "that" in the second clause.

And then--oh, dear. I'm afraid Anne doesn't know what she is saying. "Proletarian" means "of, about, or concerning the proletariat." "Proletariat" is defined as "wage-earners collectively, especially those without capital and dependent on selling their labor" and "the lowest class of the community, especially when being considered uncultured."

So Anne is either stating that she is a wage-earner without capital (in which case I shall laugh in her face, as her books have earned her a sizable amount of capital over the years), or that she is low class and uncultured (in which case, going by the books, I shall have to agree).

Also, she speaks of "my Democratic soul." Now, with a small "d", "democratic" means "favoring social equality." With a capital "D", it means "U.S. political party, opposed to the Republicans." Seldom has random capitalization altered the meaning of a word so much.

Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields.

A comma should follow "Also" and "Amazon." The second clause is grammatically awkward, but not incorrect. It would be more correct to speak of many different genres of writing, rather than many fields of other people's books, but that is neither here nor there.

In sum, I believe in what happens here.

I think that Anne is stating her general approval for Amazon's policy of reviews by the public, but since she is about to state very specific displeasure over the nature of those reviews, such a statement would not make sense.

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The Editor's View, Part 2 - [info]nyoda, 2004-09-21 09:24 pm UTC
The Editor's View, Part 3 - [info]nyoda, 2004-09-21 09:27 pm UTC
The Editor's View, Part 4 - [info]nyoda, 2004-09-21 09:32 pm UTC
The Editor's View, Part 5 - [info]nyoda, 2004-09-21 09:33 pm UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 10:23 pm UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - [info]arielchan, 2004-09-21 11:07 pm UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - [info]tooticki, 2004-09-21 11:28 pm UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:35 pm UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - [info]wankprophet, 2004-09-22 12:40 am UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-09-22 06:29 am UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 5 - [info]elementalv, 2004-09-23 01:41 am UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 4 - [info]lurker32, 2004-09-21 11:31 pm UTC
Publishing in Urinals - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:35 pm UTC
Re: Publishing in Urinals - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:39 pm UTC
On a scale of one to ten.. - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 12:07 am UTC
Re: Publishing in Urinals - [info]nightfish, 2004-09-22 01:01 am UTC
BWAHAHA - [info]lurker32, 2004-09-22 02:26 am UTC
Re: The Editor's View, Part 1 - [info]deoridhe, 2004-09-21 11:53 pm UTC
OTP!
[info]winterfalls
2004-09-21 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Anne Rice/paragraph breaks

theirloveissononexistent!

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Re: OTP! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-21 10:09 pm UTC
Re: OTP! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 10:22 pm UTC
It's too tragic a love for me to write - [info]winterfalls, 2004-09-21 10:38 pm UTC
Re: OTP! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-22 12:13 am UTC
There you go! - [info]winterfalls, 2004-09-22 10:55 am UTC
Re: There you go! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-22 11:24 am UTC
Re: She's a verbose wanker, but a wanker still.
[info]selene_avis
2004-09-21 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Wow! I never knew that the things everyone said about Rice had a basis. Now I know. What happened to authors wanting criticism so they could improve?

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Re: She's a verbose wanker, but a wanker still. - [info]tviokh, 2004-09-21 10:55 pm UTC
Re: She's a verbose wanker, but a wanker still. - [info]nyoda, 2004-09-21 11:44 pm UTC
Re: She's a verbose wanker, but a wanker still. - [info]selene_avis, 2004-09-22 02:18 am UTC

[info]sailoreagle
2004-09-21 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That's one HUGE ego trip she has going there. Haven't laughed this much in quite a bit.

Also, iconses! </shameless plug>

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(no subject) - [info]nyoda, 2004-09-21 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sailoreagle, 2004-09-22 02:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Gee, it's times like these that make me wonder whether Anne read this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ruxi/27134.html) and decided to apply it. *snort*

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[info]alpheratz
2004-09-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
From the review of "Great Expectations:"

Why do I come here to "review" this? It isn't anyone's book club selection, no. But tonight I want to talk about this incomparably rich and wonderful book, and how as a fourteen year old kid I simply sank into it, taking it slowly week by week, glorying in its mysteries, its great grotesque portrait of Miss Havisham in her rotting bridal finery, its often painful recounting of a young boy's awakening to a seductive world beyond the blacksmith's forge to which destiny has condemned him. This book was about me.

Dude, all her reviews - excuse me, "reviews" - are just "It's all about MEEEEEEE," only with LOTS and LOTS of words.

Ow.

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(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2004-09-22 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2004-09-22 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iscoffy, 2004-09-22 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2004-09-22 04:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyllisium, 2004-09-22 08:01 pm UTC

[info]selene_avis
2004-09-22 12:28 am UTC (link)
Okay, I was able to read the entire things on the second try. I so want to put Rice and my beta-reader-sama in the same room.

Rice: Every word is in perfect place. I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself.
Beta-reader-sama: Uh huh. ::Starts making comments.::

Anne Rice: She's like Mervin Thurless, in a way.

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(no subject) - [info]calanthe_b, 2004-09-22 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]selene_avis, 2004-09-22 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calanthe_b, 2004-09-23 05:18 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-22 01:00 am UTC (link)
It's the One Ego, a very large, dark red diamond-hard ball of WTF?Bitch, Please.

If we place it on top of the One Wank that covered a large part of the northern hemisphere with white spooge, would Earth start to look like one of those cartoon-y christmas puddings?

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(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-09-22 02:46 am UTC

[info]carbucketty
2004-09-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
Fucking AWESOME.

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[info]gairid
2004-09-22 01:18 am UTC (link)
Annz riting talent iz pastede on, YAY!

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(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2004-09-22 01:39 am UTC
Ya know...
[info]tzikeh
2004-09-22 01:29 am UTC (link)
Fannish writers can learn a valuable lesson from the Anne Rices of the world.

If a bunch of fans are discussing how much they dislike your work, opening your fat mouth only makes you look the ass.
Period.
Ever.
Even if you're 100% certain they're not getting it.
Especially then, actually.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-09-22 01:30 am UTC (link)
There once was a 'writer' named Anne
Who needed a kick in the can
She cried "You all suck!"
We din't give a fuck
And continued her writing to pan.

She has not come her work to defend
Which might be good--heaven forfend
That she start a-ravin',
Her work to try savin',
And blahblah us to an untimely end.

I hope that Anne does stay away
Because at the end of the day
She really can't write
(That book, it did bite!)
Her writing is pastede on yay!!11!!!111!1!

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(no subject) - [info]mydruthers, 2004-09-22 01:38 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-22 01:30 am UTC (link)
Waitwaitwait. Did I read in the comments somewhere that Anne Rice is now living in a gated community...in Florida?

Suddenly all those hurricanes make so much sense.

Hurricanes: Nature's way of saying "STFU, bitch!" to Anne Rice.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-22 01:34 am UTC (link)
Oh, I feel strangely vindicated now.

Just last week some Buffy tie in novel writer did the same damn thing, and when I mentioned how fucking wanky it was on a list, I was immediately trounced on by coughbadcough fic authors saying how 'cool' it was she got to 'have her say' against her detractors.

Her say was mainly "OMG UR SO MEEN IF U DON'T LIKE IT WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT BETTER". Only less words and worse grammar.

What's interesting is that the Buffy author used the same arguments as Rice. Who of course used the same arguments we have all seen in fandom... Proving there is some sort of universal code for shitty writers.

-Kita

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