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Adastra ([info]fictionbya) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-20 18:24:00


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Current mood:Fantastico
Entry tags:creator wank, interrogating from the wrong perspective, meme origins, person: anne rice

To quote rhiannonhero from LJ: "Anne Rice wouldn't last a day in fandom, yo."
Apparently Anne Rice is upset about some of the reviewers at amazon.com for they have strained her Dickensean principles to the max!

(Scroll about halfway down. You are looking for reviewer "Anne Obrien Rice" and a paragraph that never ends.)

ETA: You will now have to click on "Next" under the customer reviews to locate the "Anne Obrien Rice" review. Just click and scroll down. It's hard to miss.

Also, iconage has happened at [info]fwank_icons.


Son of ETA: Amazon.com seems to have deleted the Anne Obrien Rice review (and the crop of reviews that came after it). Fortunately, some things which are posted on the internet have a way of being preserved forever.

From the Author to the Some of the Negative Voices Here, September 6, 2004
Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!




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[info]vixen
2004-09-22 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Anyone else fighting an urge to send an email to the email addy she posted saying "you've been fandomwanked bitch"

But then, that probably would not be a good idea..would it?

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I did it - [info]vixen, 2004-09-23 04:58 pm UTC

[info]bunny
2004-09-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Rice also reviewed the wanky Passion of the Christ:

Gibson created something of enduring magnificence. He did it with intense focus, and total commitment. The refusal of much of the intelligensia (sic!) to engage in responsible dialogue about this film revealed immense hypocracy and cynicism. The violence is not a legitimate issue. Prime Time television with it crime show obsessions centered on killing children is so much more truly violent as to make public discussions of the cruelty in the Passion of the Christ ridiculous. The Passion achieves a near impossible goal: the accurate dipiction of a first century execution and an embracing vision of the moment that changed the history of the western world, as remembered by those who insist upon that event's unchanging religious significance. Whatever your beliefs, or lack of beliefs, it's worth your respect and attention. It's absurd to think children will be harmed by this movie when network television spews lurid stories of kidnapping, maiming, rape, and murder into our homes every night. The film has set a new and very high standard for religious films and identified a huge audience that hungers for spiritual content in media.

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(no subject) - [info]vixen, 2004-09-22 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ishtar79, 2004-09-23 02:20 pm UTC
ROTFLMAO!!!
[info]ebbrowning
2004-09-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Check out the link again and read the review from
"Lucifer" Too fucking funny.

Oh hell... here!

Reviewer: Lucifer - See all my reviews
I've tried reading the novel from a different perspective as Miss Rice stated, but I got a bit lost as to which perspective was the 'right' perspective.

I read the book upside down, but it was still a lousy read, albeit a bit more difficult to read, but still dull. I tried reading right to left but that didn't make much sense. I tried angling the book diagonally, and then attempted to shift it out of focus and then back into focus as I'm one of those unfortunates who must wear glasses.

Nothing seemed to work and I was most disappointed! I thought I'd never get the right perspective and thus, could never fully enjoy the book as it was meant to be enjoyed.

Finally, after hours of attempting to find the right perspective, I found the truly correct way to read this book and I shall share it with all the readers here who are also trying to find the perspective!

It would appear that after hours of attempting to read the purple-prose, nature took its course and I went off to the facilities, taking the book with me in order to relieve some time and hopefully continue my work.

This was where I found the right perspective as we had apparently run out of toilet paper and I was forced to rely upon the pages of the novel itself. Granted, this does take quite a bit of crumbling up, but I've never felt so satisfied with an Anne Rice book as I did then.

And that, my friends, is the correct perspective.


In short: A lousy read but makes for great TP."


Three points to the Devil's advocate.

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Re: ROTFLMAO!!! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 12:01 am UTC
Re: ROTFLMAO!!! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 04:41 am UTC
*snerk*
[info]livingadream
2004-09-22 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Anne's fans have come out to play, it seems. From "Maria de Los Angeles Virgen":

To all those flies annoyingly buzzing around Anne Rice:

"Just cause yur blind don't mean I won't woop your arse!" -The Movie, Soulplane

Now kerrect dat mudda fukka's!

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Re: *snerk* - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-09-23 01:41 am UTC
Re: *snerk* - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-09-23 10:19 pm UTC
Re: *snerk* - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:47 am UTC

[info]lexin
2004-09-23 12:31 am UTC (link)
Ouch. Coming into this late.

Her ego appears to be pastede on billboards across several continents. It's so large it requires a specially adapted nuclear reactor, its own transport system, and the used bits take over the Grand Canyon. If she plugged it into the national grid it would shut down five very large cities and most of Texas.

Just...wow.

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[info]misswindy
2004-09-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
Um. Just as a followup.

Y'all may or may not want to know that Anne Rice responded to the email I sent her. This morning she sent along a longass rant, entirely sans paragraph breaks and punctuation. She said F_W was a community of "perfect idiots" and that she was "used to constant hostile attacks" anyway so she didn't care. It was so cringeworthy and paranoid sounding. She said many people had e-mailed her the link to this entry(/"filth"), but that ultimately she didn't need the approval of "a deluge of fuckwits" who "couldn't hope to comprehend [her] genius" and that ultimately she would prevail over us all. I'm not paraphrasing; I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. It was so awful and disturbing, chock-full of a massive, delusional persecution complex, that it made me too uncomfortable to read it all in one sitting.

She just sounded SO unhinged, out-of-control and irrational, and... yeah. Now I have guilt. [/Toy Story] Man. :(

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I am curious, could you send me a email of what she said? - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 01:46 am UTC
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"WTF?" icon - [info]khym_chanur, 2004-09-23 03:57 am UTC
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Re: "WTF?" icon - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-09-24 11:04 pm UTC
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It appears... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 05:49 am UTC
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*perks* - [info]lukita, 2004-09-23 10:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 10:13 am UTC
If you do decide to send it to all these people... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 10:44 am UTC
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Oh yeah, and SHARE DAMMIT! - [info]tviokh, 2004-09-23 07:43 pm UTC
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VERY LATE - [info]frodaish, 2004-09-24 12:30 am UTC
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Me sheep, you Windy. - [info]missandrony, 2004-09-25 10:01 am UTC
*big eyes* - [info]biichan, 2004-09-26 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-26 04:55 pm UTC
Sorry, Tolkien...
(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 01:58 am UTC (link)
... but for some reason Anne Rice=Earendil tonight.


Anne Rice needs no editor
Of her the Wankers sadly sing
The one whose words are large and posh
Whose sentences are frightening.

She wrote a world of vampires gay
Whose parts were dead, though nicely hung
From Egypt up to New Orleans
Through centuries her stories swung.

The first, it's said, were edited
With grammar good and spelling fine
The reader's eye could find no fault
T'was smooth, like drinking finest wine.

But lo, the Ego did appear
The editors, outcast were they
The reader's eye began to trip
to stumble, glaze and turn away.

And into darkness fell her fans
In Boredor, where the... WTF? Hang on. I'm in the wrong poem, sorry.

'Tis said she also writes Teh Sex
And badly, too, by all accounts
With damsels panting, crying "More!"
And writhing 'neath their heaving mounts.

But now she Wanketh hot and grim
And burneth furious like fire
Critics, though they honest be
Are naught but fuel to stoke her ire.

'Tis sad to see, this writer's fall
The promise that did start so well
For now the Ego, growing large
Has trapped her in an angry Hell.

Forever still a writer of
A paragraph that has no end
A shining star of primo wank
The Flameifer that doth offend!


Anne, you're inspiring.


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Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 02:19 am UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 02:36 am UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - [info]kalika_maxwell, 2004-09-23 03:02 am UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 11:31 am UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - [info]ashenmote, 2004-09-23 05:19 am UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 11:29 am UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - [info]ashenmote, 2004-09-23 02:35 pm UTC
Re: Sorry, Tolkien... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:58 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 02:43 am UTC (link)
Mrs. Rice, your ego is at an 21, we really need it around a 6 if you plan to speak in public, kthxbai.

Ambassador Londo Mollari: Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!

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[info]ari_o
2004-09-23 03:43 am UTC (link)
Score:

Anne Rice: 0
English Language: 1

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(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-09-23 06:17 pm UTC

[info]arielchan
2004-09-23 04:11 am UTC (link)
C'mon, 1000 comments! Also, I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Anne to e-mail me back.

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(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 10:58 am UTC

[info]darkwitch666
2004-09-23 04:37 am UTC (link)
Dear Ms. Rice:

I am applying for the position of editor. I have attached my resume for your convenience and look forward to working with you in the near future.

Sincerely,
[info]darkwitch666

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 05:28 am UTC
*snork* - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-09-23 06:26 am UTC
TEEHEE!! - [info]ebbrowning, 2004-09-23 04:29 pm UTC
Re: TEEHEE!! - [info]nightfish, 2004-09-23 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinybubbles, 2004-09-24 06:48 pm UTC
From all this, I can say:
(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 06:51 am UTC (link)
The only reason why Anne Rice prohibits her fans to write fanfiction based on her work, is that they might end up committing plagiarism.

He dicho.

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Re: From all this, I can say: - [info]jaig, 2004-09-23 06:19 pm UTC
Re: From all this, I can say: - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 12:28 am UTC
Re: From all this, I can say: - [info]jaig, 2004-09-24 07:45 am UTC
Letters from Anne
jessicareeves
2004-09-23 08:32 am UTC (link)
I didn't write this but I found this amusing just the same just amusingly wanky:



Now this is from the Darkling-we-listen yahoo group but you can read the message without being a member.


It has to be read to be believed. I would have posting all here but it was way too big.

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Re: Letters from Anne - jessicareeves, 2004-09-23 08:33 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:15 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 09:17 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - [info]herongale, 2004-09-23 09:30 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:33 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 09:41 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - [info]herongale, 2004-09-23 09:43 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:45 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - [info]ashenmote, 2004-09-23 03:21 pm UTC
Holy hell! - [info]ebbrowning, 2004-09-23 04:26 pm UTC
Re: Holy hell! - [info]jaig, 2004-09-23 06:22 pm UTC
Re: Holy hell! - [info]tviokh, 2004-09-23 07:46 pm UTC
Re: Holy hell! - [info]ahiru, 2004-09-23 09:47 pm UTC
Re: Holy hell! - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-09-24 11:38 pm UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 12:48 am UTC
Re: Letters from Anne - (Anonymous), 2004-09-27 03:21 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 08:36 am UTC (link)
Neil Gaiman comments directly on the Anne Rice wank!

His earlier paragraphs were simply sheer good timing; now here's his actual response (go to his journal feed (http://www.livejournal.com/users/officialgaiman/148646.html) for the links):

Several people wanted to know my opinion on Ann Rice's recent outburst on Amazon.com. (Here's a summary from the Toronto Star.) (Here's a link to the book for the adventurous. You'll have to go and find Anne Rice's review in among the reviews.)

I think that unless a reviewer gets their facts completely wrong, the author should shut up (and even then, the author should probably let it go -- although I'm a big fan of a letter that James Branch Cabell wrote to the New York Times pointing out that their review of FIGURES OF EARTH was bollocks*). As Kingsley Amis said, a bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't let it spoil your lunch.

I suspect that most authors don't really want criticism, not even constructive criticism. They want straight-out, unabashed, unashamed, fulsome, informed, naked praise, arriving by the shipload every fifteen minutes or so. Unfortunately an Amazon.com reviews page for one of the author's books is the wrong place to go looking for this. Probably best just not to look.

(On the other hand, the statement "You read it wrong" is not an entirely meaningless one. When I first read Gene Wolfe's PEACE, aged 17, I thought it was a bucolic and sort of pointless set of reminiscences by a sweet old man. When I read it again, aged 26, having spent some years as a writer and critic, I found myself, rather to my surprise, reading a deeply chilling and murderous novel narrated by one of the darkest characters in literature, who was a ghost to boot. But Gene Wolfe isn't going to make people who didn't like or get PEACE suddenly like it by going on Amazon and telling them it was too good or too clever for them, even if it was.)

When you publish a book -- when you make art -- people are free to say what they want about it. You can't tell people they liked a book they didn't like, and there is, in the end, no arguing with personal taste. Different people like different things. Best to move on and make good art as best you can, instead of arguing.

I think Anne Rice going on Amazon and lambasting her critics was undoubtedly a very brave and satisfying thing for her to do, was every bit as sensible as kicking a tar baby, and, if ever I do something like that, please shoot me.

A much better reason to go to Amazon.com is they've put up a new short story by M. John Harrison, set in the world he created in LIGHT. It's called Tourism, and you can read it at http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/536970/102-5660559-4818530
I think it's a good bet that some of you won't like it at all. (I loved it.)




~thebitingfaery (http://thebitingfaery.livejournal.com)


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[info]bookshop
2004-09-23 08:46 am UTC (link)

Okay. Ready or not, here I rant.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 09:09 am UTC (link)
Given to me by a friend:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Darklings-we-listen/message/8795

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[info]littlebitca
2004-09-23 10:43 am UTC (link)
No, she's just plain bitter.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 11:02 am UTC (link)
This reminds me of the end of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" where Banky says "i'm getting a buttload of money, how cares what people on the internet think!"

Sure, any artist of any stripe is sensitive to criticism, but if they do not know how to separate the honest critics from the idiots and more importantly, they do not want to learn, sweetie you are in the wrong business -- otherwise, toughen your skin, sharpen your wit, and find a handful of people you trust to hand your manuscript to that will give you honest feedback!

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Doing my part to inflate the comment-count pointlessly
[info]starfish
2004-09-23 03:34 pm UTC (link)
I remember buying Interview with a Vampire from a tag sale when I was 15 or so, mainly because it looked smutty and even though I didn't know the word "homoerotic" yet, I certainly knew what I liked. I tried to read it, really I did. Four times. And I was convinced (from the glowing "reviews" on the back of the book) that it had to be my fault that I found it so unreadable. I mean, even for the smut ...

I feel so much better now, especially since I only paid a quarter for the book.

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Send it back - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 05:03 pm UTC
Re: Send it back - [info]starfish, 2004-09-23 05:38 pm UTC
Re: Send it back - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-09-24 02:25 am UTC
Re: Doing my part to inflate the comment-count pointlessly - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 09:04 pm UTC
Re: Doing my part to inflate the comment-count pointlessly - [info]elementalv, 2004-09-24 01:27 am UTC
I still cannot get over THIS...
[info]ebbrowning
2004-09-23 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Quote from Anne Rice
It's unfortunate that you found the last two Chronicles bland. Let me suggest it is a personel problem.

Anne?
Are you reading this?
IT'S SPELLED "P E R S O N A L"

kthxbye.

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Re: I still cannot get over THIS... - [info]toxictattoo, 2004-09-23 05:23 pm UTC
Re: I still cannot get over THIS... - [info]munchkinott, 2004-09-23 10:33 pm UTC
Re: I still cannot get over THIS... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 03:56 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 05:35 pm UTC (link)
*annoyed* This comm kept repeating that my LJ name does not exist, so I am actually [info]maya_slash but post as anonymous. -_-

I always knew that this woman's ego is bigger than the planet we live on and keeps expanding like the universe, but I think she forgets one main thing: We, the readers, are what makes her famous. And as such, she owes us respect, which she has never showed to us.
So, THANK GOD THAT THE CHRONICLES ARE OVER! >_

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-27 03:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-09-23 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-09-24 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:27 am UTC

[info]ari_o
2004-09-23 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, look this wank is crystalwank, jr!

*pats its wittle head and buys it a lolly*

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-09-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
...

...I'd say more, but...

...

...nope. I got nothin'.

Also, the part about her "proletarian and Democratic soul?" LMAO

God, I heart Anne Rice. She's her own BNF.

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And How... - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 09:29 pm UTC
OT. - [info]suzine, 2004-09-24 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-09-23 10:11 pm UTC

[info]munchkinott
2004-09-23 10:35 pm UTC (link)
*snuggles under sleeping bag with a box of Maltesers, a flashlight and a flask of hot chocolate*

Wake me when this sucker hits 10,000 comments.

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(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2004-09-23 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-09-24 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2004-09-24 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-09-24 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2004-09-24 05:38 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-24 12:22 am UTC (link)
It looks like Amazon has erased not only her review but all the ones that followed in its wake ... except one which must have been posted right after they deleted.

Maybe she threatened to sue them?

By the way guys, do I need a code to get a JournalFen account?

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(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:42 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:50 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:53 am UTC
... - [info]shoiryu, 2004-09-24 04:45 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 07:38 am UTC
... - [info]shoiryu, 2004-09-24 07:45 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 09:23 am UTC
... - allen, 2004-09-24 12:33 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 12:51 pm UTC
... - [info]24601, 2004-09-25 12:09 am UTC
... - allen, 2004-09-25 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-09-24 04:05 am UTC
Word! - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-09-24 05:20 am UTC
Re: Word! - [info]naienko, 2004-09-24 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2004-09-24 11:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2004-09-24 11:59 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 06:59 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-25 01:20 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-25 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2004-09-24 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-09-24 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-09-24 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-09-24 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-25 06:06 am UTC
Censorship - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 01:15 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:18 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:20 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:35 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:43 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:50 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 02:03 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:04 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 07:43 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-26 01:20 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:33 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 01:42 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 01:51 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:00 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 07:47 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 06:25 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:03 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 02:12 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 02:16 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:18 am UTC
... - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 02:27 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:32 am UTC
... - [info]mrbimble, 2004-09-24 05:26 pm UTC
... - [info]lokifin, 2004-09-24 07:50 pm UTC
... - [info]snacky, 2004-09-25 01:18 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-25 02:58 am UTC
... - [info]cleolinda, 2004-09-24 05:51 pm UTC
Relax. - [info]snacky, 2004-09-24 07:25 pm UTC
Re: Censorship - tempestuous, 2004-09-24 04:40 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:20 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 03:01 am UTC
Re: Censorship - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 05:10 am UTC
Re: Censorship - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 06:16 am UTC
It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:05 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:07 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - [info]lasha, 2004-09-24 02:14 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:21 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:22 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:26 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:29 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:32 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:33 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:35 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 02:49 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:57 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 03:11 am UTC
... - [info]krazycat, 2004-09-24 05:21 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 08:32 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 07:50 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 08:33 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 09:31 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 09:40 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 10:45 am UTC
... - [info]shoiryu, 2004-09-24 02:43 pm UTC
... - [info]feloniousfeline, 2004-09-26 08:20 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 09:54 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 10:43 am UTC
... - [info]anriko, 2004-09-24 07:31 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2004-09-25 01:25 am UTC
Re: It's Anne! The anonymouse is Anne! She came! Yay! - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-24 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-25 03:18 am UTC


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