And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself.

LIES! FILTHY LIES!!!!

Didn't she post on her own web site about how all her prose springs forth fully formed from her brain, as though she were the Zeus of softcore vampire porn?

I totally want to email her the link to this post.

And the masturbatory splooge about LestatSue makes me wonder exactly what kind of "authorial self insertion" she was doing while typing her perfect prose. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.