And now we wait!
Because I'm obviously on crack, I just sent Ms. Rice the following e-mail:

Dear Ms. Rice,

I just thought you'd like to know that your review, in which you respond to your literary critics on Amazon.com, has gotten the spotlight on an online community called "Fandom Wank," which consists of about 2000 people devoted to humorously chronicling online fandom-related behaviour that is wanky, i.e., self-indulgent, irrational, masturbatory, pretentious, and/or simultaneously showy and useless.

The spotlight, and its ensuing commentary by the community on your review, can be found here:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/515245.html

In the Amazon review, you invited people to e-mail you about it, so I hope this email was OK. =) I have to say that it was one of the most entertaining things I've read in ages (and I read a lot of entertaining things) so, thank you for that. I won't be contacting you again, but I just thought you'd like to know you'd finally been deemed superlative at *something* by a large online community.

Best regards, and best of luck to you/Lestat! =)

MW

Y'all just know she's going to show up here. And/or 300 anonymice pretending to be Anne Rice.