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Now, I don't pretend to know about Vampires, or why they keep on flying around outside biting cows (in Mexico, they're called Chupacabras). There are fewer things in this world more dangerous than a vampire. Like a cobra. Those things spit venom in your face! And they could still bite you! That's double trouble for anyone foolish enough to go hand to fang with the deadly cobra.
Vampires were first invented in 1920, as Ann so conveniently left out in her so called "novel." As a matter of fact, this novel is so full of half truths and lies that I really don't think any rational person could read this without laughing at the inane fantasy of it all. Also, it borrows heavily from such films as Terminator 2 and the Matrix Reloaded. The scene when the Vampire snatches a young Jim Conway off his moped onto his vampire motorcycle in order to escape the big rig is scene for scene a direct rip-off of James Cameron's masterpiece.
Ann Rice, you should be ashamed of yourself. I know I am. Matter of fact, I'm embarassed for the both of us. Ann Rice, more like Not Nice, am I right folks?
Now, I don't pretend to know about Vampires, or why they keep on flying around outside biting cows (in Mexico, they're called Chupacabras). There are fewer things in this world more dangerous than a vampire. Like a cobra. Those things spit venom in your face! And they could still bite you! That's double trouble for anyone foolish enough to go hand to fang with the deadly cobra.
Vampires were first invented in 1920, as Ann so conveniently left out in her so called "novel." As a matter of fact, this novel is so full of half truths and lies that I really don't think any rational person could read this without laughing at the inane fantasy of it all. Also, it borrows heavily from such films as Terminator 2 and the Matrix Reloaded. The scene when the Vampire snatches a young Jim Conway off his moped onto his vampire motorcycle in order to escape the big rig is scene for scene a direct rip-off of James Cameron's masterpiece.
Ann Rice, you should be ashamed of yourself. I know I am. Matter of fact, I'm embarassed for the both of us. Ann Rice, more like Not Nice, am I right folks?
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