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"Lucifer" Too fucking funny.

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Reviewer: Lucifer - See all my reviews
I've tried reading the novel from a different perspective as Miss Rice stated, but I got a bit lost as to which perspective was the 'right' perspective.

I read the book upside down, but it was still a lousy read, albeit a bit more difficult to read, but still dull. I tried reading right to left but that didn't make much sense. I tried angling the book diagonally, and then attempted to shift it out of focus and then back into focus as I'm one of those unfortunates who must wear glasses.

Nothing seemed to work and I was most disappointed! I thought I'd never get the right perspective and thus, could never fully enjoy the book as it was meant to be enjoyed.

Finally, after hours of attempting to find the right perspective, I found the truly correct way to read this book and I shall share it with all the readers here who are also trying to find the perspective!

It would appear that after hours of attempting to read the purple-prose, nature took its course and I went off to the facilities, taking the book with me in order to relieve some time and hopefully continue my work.

This was where I found the right perspective as we had apparently run out of toilet paper and I was forced to rely upon the pages of the novel itself. Granted, this does take quite a bit of crumbling up, but I've never felt so satisfied with an Anne Rice book as I did then.

And that, my friends, is the correct perspective.

In short: A lousy read but makes for great TP."

Three points to the Devil's advocate.