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Adastra ([info]fictionbya) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-20 18:24:00


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Current mood:Fantastico
Entry tags:creator wank, interrogating from the wrong perspective, meme origins, person: anne rice

To quote rhiannonhero from LJ: "Anne Rice wouldn't last a day in fandom, yo."
Apparently Anne Rice is upset about some of the reviewers at amazon.com for they have strained her Dickensean principles to the max!

(Scroll about halfway down. You are looking for reviewer "Anne Obrien Rice" and a paragraph that never ends.)

ETA: You will now have to click on "Next" under the customer reviews to locate the "Anne Obrien Rice" review. Just click and scroll down. It's hard to miss.

Also, iconage has happened at [info]fwank_icons.


Son of ETA: Amazon.com seems to have deleted the Anne Obrien Rice review (and the crop of reviews that came after it). Fortunately, some things which are posted on the internet have a way of being preserved forever.

From the Author to the Some of the Negative Voices Here, September 6, 2004
Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!



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And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:18 am UTC (link)
Because I'm obviously on crack, I just sent Ms. Rice the following e-mail:

Dear Ms. Rice,

I just thought you'd like to know that your review, in which you respond to your literary critics on Amazon.com, has gotten the spotlight on an online community called "Fandom Wank," which consists of about 2000 people devoted to humorously chronicling online fandom-related behaviour that is wanky, i.e., self-indulgent, irrational, masturbatory, pretentious, and/or simultaneously showy and useless.

The spotlight, and its ensuing commentary by the community on your review, can be found here:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/515245.html

In the Amazon review, you invited people to e-mail you about it, so I hope this email was OK. =) I have to say that it was one of the most entertaining things I've read in ages (and I read a lot of entertaining things) so, thank you for that. I won't be contacting you again, but I just thought you'd like to know you'd finally been deemed superlative at *something* by a large online community.

Best regards, and best of luck to you/Lestat! =)

MW


Y'all just know she's going to show up here. And/or 300 anonymice pretending to be Anne Rice.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]telesilla
2004-09-21 08:23 am UTC (link)
As funny as the result may be, it's a long standing rule of FW that we don't troll, or let people know they've been wanked.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:29 am UTC (link)
I know. I've been here since the first F_W post. But this one time? Who could resist?

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]sorchar
2004-09-21 08:35 am UTC (link)
Well, what's done is done. But you really shouldn'ta.

*takes off mod hat, puts it back in box*

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:37 am UTC (link)
OK, my bad. Though you know everyone wanted to.

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Re: And now we wait! - [info]sorchar, 2004-09-21 08:39 am UTC
Re: And now we wait! - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 09:11 am UTC
Re: And now we wait! - [info]anriko, 2004-09-21 10:57 am UTC
*yawns*
[info]telesilla
2004-09-21 08:45 am UTC (link)
Wow, for your next trick are you gonna pull the Old Skool card on [info]arkane156 or [info]sorchar or [info]backfromspace or any of the rest of the people who have been around since the LJ days?

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Re: *yawns*
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:50 am UTC (link)
I wasn't pulling any cards and I sure as heck wasn't trying to impress *you*. I was making a statement of fact. I've been on the comm since the first post on LJ. That doesn't mean anything, except that I knew we don't normally let people know they've been wanked, but this one single solitary time, it seemed irresistable. That's all. Chill out already. =)

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Re: *yawns* - [info]elfy, 2004-09-21 03:51 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-09-21 05:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-09-21 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-09-21 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-09-21 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 09:27 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]mrbimble, 2004-09-21 06:11 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 06:27 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 04:40 am UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]wankprophet, 2004-09-22 07:15 pm UTC
jf accounts - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 02:24 am UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-09-23 03:49 am UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]phosfate, 2004-09-21 05:59 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 06:46 pm UTC
...the fudge? - [info]phosfate, 2004-09-21 07:00 pm UTC
Re: ...the fudge? - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 07:05 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]wankprophet, 2004-09-21 07:18 pm UTC
The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:32 pm UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 11:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-09-22 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-09-22 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-09-22 03:50 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]prettyveela, 2004-09-21 11:58 pm UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 12:00 am UTC
Title possibilities - [info]llama_treats, 2004-09-22 02:25 am UTC
Re: Title possibilities - [info]prettyveela, 2004-09-22 08:40 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]shoiryu, 2004-09-22 12:12 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]elfy, 2004-09-22 01:21 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 04:59 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]darkwitch666, 2004-09-22 01:22 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]the_cabal, 2004-09-22 02:42 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]eyebrowofdoom, 2004-09-22 12:54 pm UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]ipomoea, 2004-09-22 06:42 pm UTC
Re: *yawns*
[info]backfromspace
2004-09-21 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, we've been down that road already.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]dunc
2004-09-21 08:28 am UTC (link)
You crazy, woman!

I think I love you.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]darkwitch666
2004-09-21 08:30 am UTC (link)
Though we didn't do that?

*wanders off toward the chocolate, pondering*

if she shows up and i'm not here, can someone else ask her about letting people write fanfiction? please?

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:42 am UTC (link)
I honestly think someone with enough money and/or time on their hands should let her take them to court for writing fanfic about her crap. She basically bullied people with her cabal of lawyers with no case whatsoever. She both sucks *and* blows.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]darkwitch666
2004-09-21 08:51 am UTC (link)
If only I had the time and money.

I'll just keep writing Anne Rice songs, they're less hassle what with her characters having split personalities and stuff. :D

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-09-21 10:44 pm UTC (link)
I still think that she was just jealous. After all, some of those fanfic writers could actually write.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]darkwitch666
2004-09-22 01:22 am UTC (link)
Yeah. I don't think she'd take the competition very well.

Or at all coherently.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]mcity
2006-01-18 06:58 am UTC (link)
>She both sucks *and* blows.
So that's where she gets her writing talent from.
/late

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F_W's going bigtime!
[info]meiyamie
2004-09-21 10:30 am UTC (link)
I can hardly wait... *waits eagerly* xD

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Re: F_W's going bigtime!
[info]prettyveela
2004-09-22 12:00 am UTC (link)
Me too! All we need is for Anne Rice to contact Crystal's nanny for a ceast and assist and this will be one hell of a wank.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]phosfate
2004-09-21 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, great. Way to troll, Windy.

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Re: And now we wait!
(Anonymous)
2004-09-22 04:43 am UTC (link)
Hardly a troll if she signs her name and freeely fesses up to it. More like a provoking pixie is what she is. I <3 her!

~spankywank~

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Er
[info]ruaha56
2004-09-22 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Considering that Anne is a rich, vindictive woman with a buncha well-paid lawyers, and F_W is hosted by a fan-run site, it is not such a nice move.

Pissed off Anne Rice? Good.

Losing JF for it? Not worth it.

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Re: Er - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 01:00 am UTC
Re: Er - [info]mrbimble, 2004-09-23 02:41 am UTC
Re: Er - [info]oulangi, 2004-09-23 03:05 am UTC
Re: Er - [info]mrbimble, 2004-09-23 07:18 am UTC
Re: Er - [info]oulangi, 2004-09-23 07:22 am UTC
Nope - [info]ruaha56, 2004-09-23 04:26 am UTC
Re: And now we wait!
[info]ashenmote
2004-09-23 07:39 am UTC (link)
You seem to confuse trolls with anonymouse. Or with sockpuppets. Or maybe you are just generally confused.

Also, you made me wonder what happened to [info]wankreporter. Cheeky ickle fairy that he was.

*claps hands*

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Re: And now we wait! - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 09:54 am UTC
Re: And now we wait! - [info]ashenmote, 2004-09-23 02:48 pm UTC
Re: And now we wait! - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 07:16 pm UTC
Re: And now we wait! - [info]ashenmote, 2004-09-23 07:58 pm UTC
Re: And now we wait! - [info]vasaris, 2004-09-23 08:52 pm UTC
Re: And now we wait!
[info]ladylynx
2004-09-21 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I was going to do it, but i waited to see if anybody else sent the link first. 'Cause well, I haven't read the rules. Go you. :) I can't wait to see the response.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]adora_spintriae
2004-09-22 02:47 am UTC (link)
It's even more hilarious when I imagine Karen from Will & Grace saying it all.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-09-23 11:48 am UTC (link)
Great. Now you've gone from being majorly wanky to a lame troll. Isn't that wonderful for you. *rolls eyes*

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Re: And now we wait!
(Anonymous)
2004-09-24 10:18 am UTC (link)
WTF crawled up your arse and got all Anne Rice?

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