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Adastra ([info]fictionbya) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-20 18:24:00


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Current mood:Fantastico
Entry tags:creator wank, interrogating from the wrong perspective, meme origins, person: anne rice

To quote rhiannonhero from LJ: "Anne Rice wouldn't last a day in fandom, yo."
Apparently Anne Rice is upset about some of the reviewers at amazon.com for they have strained her Dickensean principles to the max!

(Scroll about halfway down. You are looking for reviewer "Anne Obrien Rice" and a paragraph that never ends.)

ETA: You will now have to click on "Next" under the customer reviews to locate the "Anne Obrien Rice" review. Just click and scroll down. It's hard to miss.

Also, iconage has happened at [info]fwank_icons.


Son of ETA: Amazon.com seems to have deleted the Anne Obrien Rice review (and the crop of reviews that came after it). Fortunately, some things which are posted on the internet have a way of being preserved forever.

From the Author to the Some of the Negative Voices Here, September 6, 2004
Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!



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Re: And now we wait!
[info]telesilla
2004-09-21 08:23 am UTC (link)
As funny as the result may be, it's a long standing rule of FW that we don't troll, or let people know they've been wanked.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:29 am UTC (link)
I know. I've been here since the first F_W post. But this one time? Who could resist?

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]sorchar
2004-09-21 08:35 am UTC (link)
Well, what's done is done. But you really shouldn'ta.

*takes off mod hat, puts it back in box*

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:37 am UTC (link)
OK, my bad. Though you know everyone wanted to.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]sorchar
2004-09-21 08:39 am UTC (link)
Hey, no denying that, man.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 09:11 am UTC (link)
Bwah!! The only thing that makes me not be afraid that some random mod here is going to ban my ass is the fact that you admitted to flaming her too. ;)

Don't get me wrong, I'd miss this place if I were to get kicked to the curb, but on the other hand, I've wanted to vent at Anne Rice for the better part of a decade, so it all works out.

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Re: And now we wait!
[info]anriko
2004-09-21 10:57 am UTC (link)
It's not like she didn't invite herself to the party, so to speak.

That tragic basement of a review with no paragraph spacing whatsoever (My head still hurts from trying to read that), and the fact that she not only posted her email address, BUT her home address as well?

She wants feedback? We'll give it to her!

*sits and waits as well*

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*yawns*
[info]telesilla
2004-09-21 08:45 am UTC (link)
Wow, for your next trick are you gonna pull the Old Skool card on [info]arkane156 or [info]sorchar or [info]backfromspace or any of the rest of the people who have been around since the LJ days?

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Re: *yawns*
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 08:50 am UTC (link)
I wasn't pulling any cards and I sure as heck wasn't trying to impress *you*. I was making a statement of fact. I've been on the comm since the first post on LJ. That doesn't mean anything, except that I knew we don't normally let people know they've been wanked, but this one single solitary time, it seemed irresistable. That's all. Chill out already. =)

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Re: *yawns*
[info]elfy
2004-09-21 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Let me see if I have this right:
- You've been "on the comm since the first post on LJ".
- You know "we don't normally let people know they've been wanked". [There is no "normally" about it. It's not what we do. But then, you've been on the comm since the first post on LJ, so of course you already know this.]
- You do it anyway. Because this "one single solitary time, it seemed irresistable".

Nice to see you know better.

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Re: *yawns*
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 04:59 pm UTC (link)
Right. Me and like ten other people in this post, including a F_W mod who flamed her before I did. Catch up, will ya! She asked for people to bring it. I guess it was like a siren call, and bitter ex-fans are the sailors.

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[info]elfy
2004-09-21 05:16 pm UTC (link)
I know I'm caught up. I think it's you who missed the boat.

So she asked for people to "bring it", did she? Which you automatically assumed meant for someone to link her back to here. Tell me, do you do this for everyone who acts wanky, gets wanked and asks for people to "bring it"? No, wait, you said it was OMG A SPECIAL CASE!

Me and like ten other people in this post, including a F_W mod who flamed her before I did.

You've obviously missed the point where I didn't mention flaming, haven't you? Just like you obviously missed where I did mention linking back to a f_w post. Which, I'm sure you also missed noticing, said f_w mod didn't do.

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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-09-21 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]backfromspace, 2004-09-21 06:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funkyhelix, 2004-09-21 07:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-21 09:27 pm UTC
Re: *yawns*
[info]mrbimble
2004-09-21 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Somehow I see a difference between an individual person (who *happens* to be a F_W mod) going to Amazon.com and posting a review, as that system is set up and intended to do and you sending Ms. Rice a lovely note telling her to 'come on down'.

But, you know, you're obviously The Original F_W'er, so what do I know...

(and I didn't read Sorchar's review as a flame. she didn't call Anne Rice any nasty names. just told her Anne's review was pretentious and unreadable. which it is. big difference, to me, from flame. but again, I'm sure you know better than me. Believe me, I KNOW you know better-and you'll be sure to tell me... again)

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Re: *yawns* - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 06:27 pm UTC
Re: *yawns*
(Anonymous)
2004-09-22 04:40 am UTC (link)
WTF bitch, are you serious? The wankers get linked back to FW all the fucking time! And, yeah, seeing as how Anne actually *asked* for feedback, I don't see the issue with saying, look here for how your comment has been construed. I'm sure more than one email was sent to her with this link. MW just had the bollocks to sign her name here and post that she did and even copy what she wrote.

~spankywank~
(who wants a code someday....spankywank at gmail dot com)

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Re: *yawns* - [info]wankprophet, 2004-09-22 07:15 pm UTC
jf accounts - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 02:24 am UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]deoridhe, 2004-09-23 03:49 am UTC
Re: *yawns*
[info]phosfate
2004-09-21 05:59 pm UTC (link)
...but this one single solitary time, it seemed irresistable.

*headdesky*

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Re: *yawns*
[info]misswindy
2004-09-21 06:46 pm UTC (link)
*slips pillow between forhead and desk*

Her request for response seems to have proven irresistable for a lotta folks, it looks like. :/ But if it was, we should've all just vented privately and not posted about it here. It's a one time thing for most of us, I'd wager, but it still sets a bad precedence.

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...the fudge? - [info]phosfate, 2004-09-21 07:00 pm UTC
Re: ...the fudge? - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-21 07:05 pm UTC
Re: *yawns* - [info]wankprophet, 2004-09-21 07:18 pm UTC
The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear, it seems The Cabal have found themselves some tall horses and are intent on hunting you down, Miss Windy. Never mind, they'll be bucked off and trampled to pieces when the poor beasts recover from the wanquilisers and the awful stench of hypocrisy hits their nostrils...


;-)

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Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
(Anonymous)
2004-09-21 11:43 pm UTC (link)
The Cabal

Of course that should read: "The Cabal and their wannabe minions"


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-09-22 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-09-22 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2004-09-22 03:50 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
[info]prettyveela
2004-09-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Deletegate II! Wooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 12:00 am UTC
Title possibilities - [info]llama_treats, 2004-09-22 02:25 am UTC
Re: Title possibilities - [info]prettyveela, 2004-09-22 08:40 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
[info]shoiryu
2004-09-22 12:12 am UTC (link)
Aww, is someone a little minion? Now THAT'S adorable.

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Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
[info]elfy
2004-09-22 01:21 am UTC (link)
Oh, little anonymous, surely you can squeal oppression louder than that! *is disappointed*

Come on, squeal like the little piggy you are.

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Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - (Anonymous), 2004-09-22 04:59 am UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
[info]darkwitch666
2004-09-22 01:22 am UTC (link)
Nonono, me on horseback is a hilarious sight. ;)

Trust me. I didn't have a mirror, but I know.

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Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
[info]the_cabal
2004-09-22 02:42 am UTC (link)
Pshaw. Now we wish we had photos of ourselves on our horses. They are *far* better than yours, of course, and obey our every command (as everyone does) unflinchingly.

*patpat*

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Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight! - [info]eyebrowofdoom, 2004-09-22 12:54 pm UTC
Re: The Cabal on horseback is a hilarious sight!
[info]ipomoea
2004-09-22 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Can't I just have a pony, instead? Vertigo, and all.

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Re: *yawns*
[info]backfromspace
2004-09-21 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, we've been down that road already.

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