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Adastra ([info]fictionbya) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-09-20 18:24:00


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Current mood:Fantastico
Entry tags:creator wank, interrogating from the wrong perspective, meme origins, person: anne rice

To quote rhiannonhero from LJ: "Anne Rice wouldn't last a day in fandom, yo."
Apparently Anne Rice is upset about some of the reviewers at amazon.com for they have strained her Dickensean principles to the max!

(Scroll about halfway down. You are looking for reviewer "Anne Obrien Rice" and a paragraph that never ends.)

ETA: You will now have to click on "Next" under the customer reviews to locate the "Anne Obrien Rice" review. Just click and scroll down. It's hard to miss.

Also, iconage has happened at [info]fwank_icons.


Son of ETA: Amazon.com seems to have deleted the Anne Obrien Rice review (and the crop of reviews that came after it). Fortunately, some things which are posted on the internet have a way of being preserved forever.

From the Author to the Some of the Negative Voices Here, September 6, 2004
Seldom do I really answer those who criticize my work. In fact, the entire development of my career has been fueled by my ability to ignore denigrating and trivializing criticism as I realize my dreams and my goals. However there is something compelling about Amazon's willingness to publish just about anything, and the sheer outrageous stupidity of many things you've said here that actually touches my proletarian and Democratic soul. Also I use and enjoy Amazon and I do read the reviews of other people's books in many fields. In sum, I believe in what happens here. And so, I speak. First off, let me say that this is addressed only to some of you, who have posted outrageously negative comments here, and not to all. You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it. And you are giving a whole new meaning to the words "wide readership." And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max. I'm justifiably proud of being read by intellectual giants and waitresses in trailer parks,in fact, I love it, but who in the world are you? Now to the book. Allow me to point out: nowhere in this text are you told that this is the last of the chronicles, nowhere are you promised curtain calls or a finale, nowhere are you told there will be a wrap-up of all the earlier material. The text tells you exactly what to expect. And it warns you specifically that if you did not enjoy Memnoch the Devil, you may not enjoy this book. This book is by and about a hero whom many of you have already rejected. And he tells you that you are likely to reject him again. And this book is most certainly written -- every word of it -- by me. If and when I can't write a book on my own, you'll know about it. And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art. Back to the novel itself: the character who tells the tale is my Lestat. I was with him more closely than I have ever been in this novel; his voice was as powerful for me as I've ever heard it. I experienced break through after break through as I walked with him, moved with him, saw through his eyes. What I ask of Lestat, Lestat unfailingly gives. For me, three hunting scenes, two which take place in hotels -- the lone woman waiting for the hit man, the slaughter at the pimp's party -- and the late night foray into the slums --stand with any similar scenes in all of the chronicles. They can be read aloud without a single hitch. Every word is in perfect place. The short chapter in which Lestat describes his love for Rowan Mayfair was for me a totally realized poem. There are other such scenes in this book. You don't get all this? Fine. But I experienced an intimacy with the character in those scenes that shattered all prior restraints, and when one is writing one does have to continuously and courageously fight a destructive tendency to inhibition and restraint. Getting really close to the subject matter is the achievement of only great art. Now, if it doesn't appeal to you, fine. You don't enjoy it? Read somebody else. But your stupid arrogant assumptions about me and what I am doing are slander. And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies. I'll never challenge your democratic freedom to do so, and yes, I'm answering you, but for what it's worth, be assured of the utter contempt I feel for you, especially those of you who post anonymously (and perhaps repeatedly?) and how glad I am that this book is the last one in a series that has invited your hateful and ugly responses. Now, to return to the narrative in question: Lestat's wanting to be a saint is a vision larded through and through with his characteristic vanity. It connects perfectly with his earlier ambitions to be an actor in Paris, a rock star in the modern age. If you can't see that, you aren't reading my work. In his conversation with the Pope he makes observations on the times which are in continuity with his observations on the late twentieth century in The Vampire Lestat, and in continuity with Marius' observations in that book and later in Queen of the Damned. The state of the world has always been an important theme in the chronicles. Lestat's comments matter. Every word he speaks is part of the achievement of this book. That Lestat renounced this saintly ambition within a matter of pages is plain enough for you to see. That he reverts to his old self is obvious, and that he intends to complete the tale of Blackwood Farm is also quite clear. There are many other themes and patterns in this work that I might mention -- the interplay between St.Juan Diago and Lestat, the invisible creature who doesn't "exist" in the eyes of the world is a case in point. There is also the theme of the snare of Blackwood Farm, the place where a human existence becomes so beguiling that Lestat relinquishes his power as if to a spell. The entire relationship between Lestat and Uncle Julien is carefully worked out. But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book. There are things to be said. And there is pleasure to be had. And readers will say wonderful things about Blood Canticle and they already are. There are readers out there and plenty of them who cherish the individuality of each of the chronicles which you so flippantly condemn. They can and do talk circles around you. And I am warmed by their response. Their letters, the papers they write in school, our face to face exchanges on the road -- these things sustain me when I read the utter trash that you post. But I feel I have said enough. If this reaches one reader who is curious about my work and shocked by the ugly reviews here, I've served my goals. And Yo, you dude, the slang police! Lestat talks like I do. He always has and he always will. You really wouldn't much like being around either one of us. And you don't have to be. If any of you want to say anything about all this by all means Email me at Anneobrienrice@mac.com. And if you want your money back for the book, send it to 1239 First Street, New Orleans, La, 70130. I'm not a coward about my real name or where I live. And yes, the Chronicles are no more! Thank God!



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[info]misswindy
2004-09-23 12:53 am UTC (link)
Um. Just as a followup.

Y'all may or may not want to know that Anne Rice responded to the email I sent her. This morning she sent along a longass rant, entirely sans paragraph breaks and punctuation. She said F_W was a community of "perfect idiots" and that she was "used to constant hostile attacks" anyway so she didn't care. It was so cringeworthy and paranoid sounding. She said many people had e-mailed her the link to this entry(/"filth"), but that ultimately she didn't need the approval of "a deluge of fuckwits" who "couldn't hope to comprehend [her] genius" and that ultimately she would prevail over us all. I'm not paraphrasing; I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. It was so awful and disturbing, chock-full of a massive, delusional persecution complex, that it made me too uncomfortable to read it all in one sitting.

She just sounded SO unhinged, out-of-control and irrational, and... yeah. Now I have guilt. [/Toy Story] Man. :(

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 01:11 am UTC (link)
I have to admit to being incredibly curious as to what she spewed out. If you feel comfortable doing so, I'm at illucianlux@aol.com if you feel like forwarding it. I promise not to poke her back.

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[info]feloniousfeline
2004-09-23 01:45 am UTC (link)
There's no need to have guilt. You're just a perfect, fuckwit idiot. You didn't know any better. *patpats*

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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-23 04:25 am UTC
I am curious, could you send me a email of what she said?
(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
swattatthecosmos@yahoo.com

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
I still think you did the right thing by emailing her and at least being civil about it. On oone hand, she should know that her actions will not be without mockery and yes, on the other hand, I am starting to cringe at the hate being spewed forth by thw FWankers here in the form of dumbass reviews left on Amazon. I mean, come on--bombarding it with crappy reviews and then obviously bashing her reviewre status? I don't think that necessary nor mature. I'd be thrilled if authors I love were to use a medium like Amazon online to converse and reply to fans. Make fun of her here. If you have a personal complaint with her, write her--she invited it. But posting at Amazon is just tryuing to be witty for the sake of being lauded here. That's pathetic. I'm sure we've only fed her persecution complex now.

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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-23 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 08:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oulangi, 2004-09-23 06:02 pm UTC

[info]melusine
2004-09-23 02:01 am UTC (link)
I'll probably feel guilty and sorry for her when I read it, but sheer nosiness is winning out big time. Could you please forward a copy over to me at aegagropilon@gmail.com , please?

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[info]nmissi
2004-09-23 02:32 am UTC (link)
If it's not too much trouble, might I have a look at that response, please? Nmissi AT Insightbb DOT com (written funky to confuse bots.)

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 02:57 am UTC (link)
Think you'd have time to e-mail me her response?E-mail's sayuri_monou@yahoo.com

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[info]melange
2004-09-23 03:11 am UTC (link)
If you don't mind, could you send a copy my way as well? Emails in the profile. Thanks.

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[info]kalika_maxwell
2004-09-23 03:17 am UTC (link)
Don't feel guilty. She came to play in our background and invited us to poke back. Did she expect us to hide from her after that *crushing* review of hers? She's just as unbalenced as any other kid we've seen running around here, just, like, richer. I would have done it if you hadn't.

...I want to know to. If you do decide to share, flamel @ gmail.com.

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[info]oulangi
2004-09-23 03:33 am UTC (link)
ultimately prevail over us all?!!!
I really hope she's kidding about that.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-09-23 03:54 am UTC (link)
Right, she doesn't care, which is why she went to the trouble of responding and insulting you. Or why she went to the trouble of posting a diatribe on Amazon. "I don't care. Just look at how much I don't care, isn't it impressive? Hey, bitch, you have to look at me when I'm not caring! If no one notices how much I don't care, what's the point? ... Not that I care or anything."

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(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:52 pm UTC
"WTF?" icon
[info]khym_chanur
2004-09-23 03:57 am UTC (link)
Who's the dude in your "WTF?" icon?

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Re: "WTF?" icon - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-23 04:13 am UTC
Re: "WTF?" icon - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-09-24 11:04 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 04:47 am UTC (link)
Curious about this response as well. If it's not too much trouble, e-mail me at shinigami_duo_maxwell02@yahoo.com ?

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[info]resmiranda
2004-09-23 04:48 am UTC (link)
This will probably just ensure my reservation at the VIP table in the City of Dis, but I have to know. Would you mind ever so terribly shooting a copy over to resmiranda [at] gmail.com? The curiosity is killing me.

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It appears...
(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 05:49 am UTC (link)
that she is all of the above and more. it's not nice teasing the mentally ill. Gosh, I hope there's someone around that big old mansion to dole out the prozac. Failing that, she should probably be committed. She is not well. At all. Would be sad if it wasn't so wanky.

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[info]htrismegistus
2004-09-23 05:56 am UTC (link)
Oh well. I fold. If you haven't yet developed carpal tunnel from clicking the 'send' button, think you could pop a copy over to trismegistus @ gmail . com?

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... maybe her post should have been e-mailed to the manufacturers of Zoloft. :)

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 07:10 am UTC (link)
Can you please email it to me at heavenproof@glasscoffin.net? That's only if it's okay. I want to laugh myself to death and maybe this is the best way.

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[info]anriko
2004-09-23 07:54 am UTC (link)
Oh I would love to read the email.

Could you send it to me at nikkiefairchild@hotmail.com?

Pretty please?

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 08:05 am UTC (link)
Looks like this is turning into a mass mailing. Poor bloke! But I'm curious, too. lynette_has_issues@yahoo.com, if it isn't too much bother.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 08:17 am UTC (link)
Wait, she really said "fuckwits"? And she called ME vulgar for saying she'd made an ass of herself! I see!

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(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2004-09-23 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]anriko, 2004-09-23 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 09:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]resmiranda, 2004-09-23 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-09-24 12:52 am UTC
*perks*
[info]lukita
2004-09-23 10:04 am UTC (link)
yeah, I'm interested too, if you still have the email, send it over to lukita @ gmail . com

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[info]vasaris
2004-09-23 10:13 am UTC (link)
Gotta join the trend... share?

doux at comcast . net

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If you do decide to send it to all these people...
(Anonymous)
2004-09-23 10:44 am UTC (link)
mee too! *bats lashes* tenny107@yahoo.com

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ishtar79, 2004-09-23 02:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 02:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2004-09-23 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fionvarre, 2004-09-23 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caribbeanblue, 2004-09-23 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2004-09-23 07:42 pm UTC
Oh yeah, and SHARE DAMMIT! - [info]tviokh, 2004-09-23 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-23 08:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-09-23 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2004-09-23 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 12:27 am UTC
VERY LATE - [info]frodaish, 2004-09-24 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-24 10:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-09-24 11:17 pm UTC
Me sheep, you Windy. - [info]missandrony, 2004-09-25 10:01 am UTC
*big eyes* - [info]biichan, 2004-09-26 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-26 04:55 pm UTC

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