Australian Idol Wankfest
Last night (tonight?) on the Australian Idol Live Eviction, our latest evictee begged the nation to "stop being mean" on the forums, because the contestents read them.

So naturally, I had to go there and laugh. And mock. And point.

And I wasn't disappointed. Apparently, the official forums form a congaline of wank.

Let's start at the general discussion. Conspiracy theories ahoy! Check out the contestant's family spreading teh hate, OMG, the judges like the people they can market better than the people they can't!!11!, and is Anothony gay?????

Conspiracy theories continue in Anthony's forum (OMG, he's got Italian heritage so it's THE MAFIA!!!11!), Courtney and Casey have people saying "If you want to know why [they are] so fat"...

...and this is without going into the New Weekly article that talked about how the judges will cause one of the contestants to kill themselves eventually (seriously).

Ahh, Idol. Who said American Idol is the only franchise with wank?