Yes Virginia, there even is Naruto wank...
Low and behold, with the creation of http://www.narutofan.com 's message boards comes with it multiple instances of wank. Where to begin? So many good choices!

Killer_UK makes a post in the Misc. Section about why FUNImation is a horrible dubbing company.

S/he writes:
it is just me or is this stupid american company eating away at all the good animes japan are churning out. i mean wot the hell is goin on?!?!?!
we're lucky that those bastards aint taken naruto yet, but come on other good anime are gone now

Hard to believe that s/he is ONLY 18.

Baka_San on page two of the post brings in from left field the infamous 4-kids entertainment dubbing company.

4kids should be shot. They just butcher everything they get their dirty little hands on. Bastards...

More wank ensues-- including Hinatalovesme getting defensive over Killer_UK making nasty comments about Hinata and taking it personally. Definitely keep your eyes peeled on this one...


The other selection(s) that I have brought to attention today are from the Fanclub section of the Narutofan forums. In theory, the Fanclubs were supposed to be for your favorite characters, but there are multiple character bashing threads. Mods haven't done anything yet, so I'm patiently waiting for when the Pro-character and Anti-Character people meet up and have posting wars.

The Anti-Sasuke Fanclub" is lead by TheMadFish who character bashes Sasuke and manages to get 13 followers to follow his lead-- complete with the cute graphic of:


The anti-sakura fanclub"> is lead oddly enough by Uchiha_sasuke and definitely is the wankiest of the three.

This is a group for ppl like me who think Sakura Haruno is a hell-a-annoying character up to the point where you want her to be killed off from the series in the most horrid of ways. -- Uchiha_sasuke

Maybe i can get the mood up a bit?
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE SAKURA!--Mattan

Addy wants to kill her off:
man.. i wonder what type of fitting death she should get. Any thoughts?

There's also a slight Pro-Anti-Sakura post war on that thread as well. Some posters try to make sense of the situation by posting thoughts that are atleast neutral and intelligent (ie: Sakura has so much potential, and I've been waiting for her to have more of a role in the saga - post on page 4).

Alas, this is just a few of the MANY semi-wanky moments.