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	suzywongdress 2004-09-30 06:13 am UTC (link)
	He's really proud of dicks, it seems, because he is one. (Reply to this)

	sepiamagpie 2004-09-30 06:18 am UTC (link)
	why is that dude saying well said? Also, no one told me that getting something shoved up you was the be all end all of enjoyable experiences. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	sarracenia 2004-09-30 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Wanker: BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF DICK! Why do I get the feeling I'd need a microscope to see his? (P.S. Tongues pwn all). (Reply to this)(Thread)

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oysteria
2004-09-30 06:26 am UTC (link)

Kinda funny seeing all those Maria-sama avatars. Not only that show is pretentious, clichéd and really under-written, but also incredibly offensive and alienating.

Sadly, most anime fans are incapable of realizing that.

Ah yes. "If you don't agree with me, it's because you're too stupid to understand my point."

I'm almost tempted to ask Orin_Quon about vaginal fisting. How does that fit in with his "true sexual pleasure can only be achieved with a dick" theory? For that matter, what about women who can't achieve climax simply by being penetrated? I guess they're doomed to a lifetime of inadequate orgasms via cunnilingus.

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	wolfie_thu 2004-09-30 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Wow...and all this time, people have been telling me that only 20% percent of women can actually reach orgasm through penetrative sex. How silly of them. Penis knows best. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Sanzo prefers dick to fingers.

panthea
2004-09-30 07:01 am UTC (link)

My God. What are people learning nowadays?

Point the First: 1) Because it would hurt, would it? Isn't sex about pleasure?

Here I defer to Margaret Cho, and simply remind all the men out there that you've got a CRYSTAL PALACE OF PLEASURE in your backyard. Use it wisely.

Point the Second: Now, go ask a hundred straight girls then a hundred bissexual girls: "if you had to choose only one between fingers, tongue, penis or dildo for sexual pleasure, what would you choose?"

Has he actually conducted this study? Because I think he'd be sadly disappointed. (I also love how he says girl/girl sex is boring because men prefer using their dicks to their fingers. It's like, point A? And point B? Here and here. That connecting line you've just drawn? Way the fuck over there. It is, in fact, a dot.)

Point the Third: What's offensive about Marmite, indeed?

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Re: Sanzo prefers dick to fingers. - mael, 2004-09-30 04:34 pm UTC

Re: Sanzo prefers dick to fingers. - tigerlily, 2004-09-30 07:17 am UTC

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Re: Sanzo prefers dick to fingers. - smo, 2004-10-01 04:31 am UTC

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crysiana
2004-09-30 07:03 am UTC (link)
I'm torn between being amused and disturbed that he does not consider at all what a female might find arousing when he explains why sex without a penis is inadequate. If you'll notice, when he says "you," he should properly be saying, "you men out there."
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rewind
2004-09-30 07:25 am UTC (link)
::claps:: Thank you kind sir for informing me what is more pleasurable for me, by what is more pleasurable for you. I have learned the error of my ways.

~~I think I want to bring back up my dinner now.~~
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iczer6
2004-09-30 08:27 am UTC (link)
Stand back folks, and admire the Boy Will Never, Ever Get Laid!
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rinoared
2004-09-30 10:09 am UTC (link)
What is this, The Men Who Know What Women Want Better Than The Women Themselves - week?

The Experiment Mr. Asswipe details:

DUDE. If you want to bone your (very non-existant) girlfriend, what the fuck does that have to do with yuri?

You will never feel any real, orgasmic pleasure from your finger. A finger is not a penis. You won´t have an orgasm out of penetrating her. Really? And what does this have to do with yuri again? Furthermore, ever heard of prostate-induced orgasms? Even a guy can orgasm from fingers alone. Dickhead.

You will never feel any real, orgasmic pleasure from your tongue. A tongue is not a penis. You won´t have an orgasm out of licking her. Yeah, the problem with oral sex is that only one person gets to come. Bitch please.

Only way to get some satisfaction is with lots of oral sex, masturbation and a dildo. And what´s a dildo? A plastic version of a penis! Imagine that! We're off to lala land now! The only true source to orgasm! The man knows it all!

The difference being, a real penis stimulates both partners at the same time. It´s a partnership, one fitting each other perfectly. The human body was made for that. There´s no discrimination or machismo in that. It´s reality. You will never get the same from fingers and tongue, even with a 69 or fingering each other at the same time. Please tell this to all the gay men, lesbians, bisexuals and straight women who DO NOT prefer a dick up their various orifices. I'd love to watch you get roasted on the rainbow pyre.

Now, go ask a hundred straight girls then a hundred bissexual girls: "if you had to choose only one between fingers, tongue, penis or dildo for sexual pleasure, what would you choose?" MWUAHAHAHAAA! Oh god, this is just precious. You know all those studies about human sexuality? The ones that tell that a staggering number of people prefer oral sex to penetration? All. Wrong. Thank you for enlightening the scientific community on that one too!

Only extreme "all straight sex is rape" feminists can´t accept that. And they´re also the most frustrated and up-tight kind of people you can ever meet. Hey, if I had to have straight sex with this prick, I'd be calling it akin to rape too.

And another thing: why is watching fictional girls with penis "gay" but watching regular porn (where there are guys with penis) not gay? Ok. What? Seriously, WHAT? Last time I checked, two girls doing it=GAY.

Now crawl back up into that hole you came from. That's the only one you'll ever get to penetrate.
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adora_spintriae
2004-09-30 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Orin_Quon is actually Mr Alley... On crack.
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smo
2004-09-30 07:31 pm UTC (link)
How does being anti-yuri make you "racist?"
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(Anonymous)
2004-09-30 07:57 pm UTC (link)
So I suppose we should ignore all he studies that show many woman do NOT prefer to masturbate via penetration and instead stimulate the clitoris.
Oh no wait, we are ignoring woman in general here aren't we.

Yay for the "screw what she wants, I just want to get my dick in" mentality.

Also, I thought this was about yuri, two girls, right? And he's arguing about what kind of sex is boring for a male. -_-
*sigh* (sadly as a lot of yuri is catered to men, I think he does, in a wierd way, explain the dickgirls. The guy who watches girl on girl porn wants to see the penetration.)

Now here is someone who neeeds to be in my human sexuality class!

-Ani_bester

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belafarinrod
2004-09-30 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Ahahaha. I had just passed the man-eating vagina scene in my rereading of American Gods when I saw this wank... come here little bub, we've got one nice ~~hungry~~ cunt for that widdle dick of yours, yeees we do...
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Playing Devil's advocate.
sir_hellsing
2004-09-30 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Ok... the guy is a moron, but he has a point. He's explaining the reason of dickgirls in the male POV (not female, maybe his wording was lacking). Remember that men tend to watch more yuri than women (there's exceptions, of course) and they are normally the target of the products. He's saying that, for him and his wang whorshiping ilk, it's boring to see two girls get it on without penetration.

I think the dolt should have express himself better because he appears to rant about female sexuality in general rather than d-girls.
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schoenschoen
2004-10-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
ask your self this, if you increased the chest size of one of the males in weiz cruz so that he had boobs, would there be any difference between him and a D girl? they both look really effeminate and they both have a penis.

My favorite part. :D Ten bucks says the dickgirl would be Aya. (hence the term "Dickgirl!Aya", but we won't go into that right now)

And as for the survey that we're supposed to conduct, can we answer for all of them? Because if this guy doesn't know how to use his fingers *or* his tongue, I can pretty well guess he's going to be dead-ass dull in bed. ("Let's just stick this in here and... oh, it's dry. I wonder why?") Wonder what he thinks foreplay is?
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chaimonkey
2004-10-01 02:49 am UTC (link)
*raises hand* Bisexual. Would rather the finger/tongue method. Thank you.
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lovelyzelda
2004-10-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
I wanted to get offended--or at least humorously snarky, but then I asked myself "if you had to choose only one between fingers, tongue, penis or dildo for sexual pleasure, what would you choose?"

So, instead of anything clever, I'm going to sit quietly and think about what the first three options mean to me.
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selene_avis
2004-10-01 04:17 am UTC (link)
Let us all bow down and worship the all mighty penis.

Though personally, it wouldn't be the penis, but guys like Orin_Quon that would turn me off during sex.
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layne
2004-10-01 09:07 am UTC (link)
You will never feel any real, orgasmic pleasure from your finger. A finger is not a penis. You won´t have an orgasm out of penetrating her.

I'm confused. Isn't the whole point of oral/fingering to take turns giving each other orgasms? Why does it have to be simultaneous?
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katsue
2004-10-01 12:02 pm UTC (link)
The reason people like dickgirls is because girl/girl is boring.

Hey, try telling this to all the guys who get off on dildo/dick-free girl-on-girl action, be it a picture or a movie. Ever wondered why a lot of straight guys get horny over two girls together? Might it have something to do with them a) fancying the girls involved and b) using their imagination (and their own hand)?

Ah, I forgot! You don't have an imagination, do you, sweetie-pie? Such a shame...
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In which Orin_Quon further demonstrates his limited imagination
katsue
2004-10-01 01:35 pm UTC (link)
WARNING Waaaaay too much information coming up!</b>

Let´s make an experiment. Next time you´re with your girlfriend and very aroused, really "ready to go", use your fingers. Then... nothing else. Go home, take a shower, go to sleep.

Great, huh?

No, that´s boring! Boring as all hell. You WILL break and want actual penetration. No question about it.

Now let´s pretend you held out fine. Let´s move to the next test. A week later or so, after you´ve completelly cooled off and forgotten about it (without masturbating or anything)... Meet her again and use your tongue. Only the tongue. Go back, go to sleep.

Then, a third time, to make things better, use tongue and fingers.

Continue doing that every time you meet her and feel like having sex. Don´t ever use anything besides tongue and fingers. Live your whole life out of fingers and tongue.

That´s what girl/girl is.

No, sweetie, that's only *part* of what girl/girl is. And guess what? Girls use tongue and fingers on each other, maybe even simultaneously pleasuring each other!! But as you can't get your head around sexual stimulation that doesn't directly or symbolically involve your own dick, then there wouldn't be much point in asking you to figure this out.

Maybe it's also that your manly penis-centric ego is wounded by the idea of girls being able to get off with each other without the aid of a penis or penis substitute? (Fingers don't necessarily have to go in the vagina, dear.)

Let me introduce you to the concept of frottage. This is (quoting from dictionary.com) "The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification."

Do you know that frottage (probably not in a crowd, as it requires careful angling of the body) can work for girls, too? Do you know that it's possible for a girl to get off on her lover's arm/leg/belly/butt/whatever without any penetration whatsoever involved, and that this can work nicely with a partner of either (sex or even an inanimate object)? (Not sure if this works for all girls, though I don't see any reason why it couldn't, but hey, it works just fine for me. And I'm sure you really needed to know that!! ^^;;)

I suppose you also forgot/didn't realise how erogenous a woman's nipples can be? And what about other parts of the body? No, honey, no use experimenting on a blow-up doll, she won't have erogenous zones. You need a real-life girlfriend to test this out.

And I hate to say this, but you forgot anal. No, this isn't restricted to gay blokes. Sure, a girl doesn't have a prostate gland to stimulate, but (depending on the woman involved), this can produce a nice erotic pressure. Also, the anus itself can be very sensitive to touch (in both sexes).

Another thing you haven't mentioned re: girl/girl sex is that it doesn't have to be vanilla. Did you know that some girls can come just from being tied up and spanked/flogged? (I'd guess there's probably little point in explaining BDSM to you, but still...)

And finally, a question: don't you get horny as hell from watching your partner writhe in pleasure? I've known a lot of guys who do, and hey, as a dom, I kinda like watching my partner writhe and moan, preferably helplessly.
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Re: In which Orin_Quon further demonstrates his limited imagination - rinoared, 2004-10-01 02:00 pm UTC

Re: In which Orin_Quon further demonstrates his limited imagination - toxictattoo, 2004-10-01 02:49 pm UTC

Re: In which Orin_Quon further demonstrates his limited imagination - redwarrior, 2004-10-01 10:57 pm UTC

Re: In which Orin_Quon further demonstrates his limited imagination - mastervex, 2004-10-02 03:14 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-10-01 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Bereaved?
Come bathe in the healing light of my cock....

( http://www.dfmm.org/news_archive/healing_light.html )
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redwarrior
2004-10-01 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I wonder who's more of a prick...the guy who posted that or the guy further down that agrees with him.

And sexually, women have a lot of options, hon. ~~One of them being strapping one on and giving it to you in the ass...I think I will release my Squad of Angry-but-Horny Women to take revenge upon your hole.~~
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