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wankalicious (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} wankalicious) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2004-10-01 02:20:00 |
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The Shield: Kitty Killer Wank
It's old. It's a small fandom. But it's got animals involved!
Background: This all started when one of the detectives (Dutch) on The Shield strangled a cat in an apparent attempt to understand what motivates a killer. It was pretty graphic and it stirred up some shit on the boards.
I'd have to say it starts right about here with QuaintlyModern and caseylane pronouncing the scene over the top and unwatchable. katymo declares the scene compelling, but with a comedic ending. Clockstomper24 chimes in that he was saddened by the kitty's death, but is confused over the anger starting to mount on the board. Mr. Pointy agrees...except for the sadness part. He proclaims his hatred of cats and begins to bait posters in a not so subtle manner. turtlegirl bites and advocates the rape and murder of humans rather than killing a cat. JesseBaker claims "shock for shocks sake" and Jose Cheung says he had a front row seat to a shark jumping.
RandaPrince says watching the cat strangling was worse than watching the previous episode's male on male rape. She furthermore congratulates the fictional cat on getting some good shots in on his imaginary attacker. Mr. Pointy swoops in and takes her to task and even manages to get in a shot at PETA using her own post as ammo. Jose Cheung jumps in to defend RandaPrince's stance with minor backing from Grifter. Clockstomper24 drops the gloves and comes out swinging on Mr. Pointy's side. jmr states she can watch children be killed, but not animals. Mr. Pointy comes back in basically telling jmr her priorities are fucked and saying he's "silly that way".
sgib recognizes the humor and gets in a couple of good one liners (see last line, third paragraph for my favorite). jmr looks like a psycho by restating she isn't bothered by a fictional child's murder after just posting that she cannot bear to see a fictional animal die. Clockstomper24 pours gas on the fire, jerry cries "Why, Dutch, why?", and Mr. Pointy attempts a half-assed cease fire while still goading the cat lovers by proposing "we drop the debate on the Neckwringing of Doom that Dutch unleashed on the Magical Cancer Curing Pussy of Ghandi". jmr agrees, but only after "I say just one more thing on the subject" and starts again.
katymo sneaks in a funny under spoiler tags, but tasteier and jerry aren't satisfied with the amount of damage Dutch received while strangling the kitty. jerry holds out hope for a kitty revival. tasteier strangely admits a new phrase in her vocabulary.
JackiFL admits to the strange vocabulary addition as well. Newbie plumedserpent comes in, disregards the FAQ, rehashes what was already discussed, rallies everyone to protest, and informs the masses that it was *gasp* a toy cat. Grifter and Brandon snark on her gently, but Mr. Pointy is not amused. suctionprints cheers him on as he drops all niceties.
plumedserpent questions the scruples of the entertainment industry and turtlegirl defends it's honor. plumedserpent keeps it going. Everybody else ignores them.
trancer puts things in perspective and coins the term "stunt pussy". Mr. Pointy continues his onslaught on plumedserpent and is rewarded with what is basically a "Whatever" post. The mod, keckler, finally jumps in and warns plumedserpent. However, Mr. Pointy is responding at the same time and they post only minutes apart. Mr. Pointy declares himself the winner by labeling plumedserpent "full of sound and fury...signifying nothing". Then he apologizes to the mod! Her response? "That's fine, but let's get back on topic."
Fabulous.
It's old. It's a small fandom. But it's got animals involved!
Background: This all started when one of the detectives (Dutch) on The Shield strangled a cat in an apparent attempt to understand what motivates a killer. It was pretty graphic and it stirred up some shit on the boards.
I'd have to say it starts right about here with QuaintlyModern and caseylane pronouncing the scene over the top and unwatchable. katymo declares the scene compelling, but with a comedic ending. Clockstomper24 chimes in that he was saddened by the kitty's death, but is confused over the anger starting to mount on the board. Mr. Pointy agrees...except for the sadness part. He proclaims his hatred of cats and begins to bait posters in a not so subtle manner. turtlegirl bites and advocates the rape and murder of humans rather than killing a cat. JesseBaker claims "shock for shocks sake" and Jose Cheung says he had a front row seat to a shark jumping.
RandaPrince says watching the cat strangling was worse than watching the previous episode's male on male rape. She furthermore congratulates the fictional cat on getting some good shots in on his imaginary attacker. Mr. Pointy swoops in and takes her to task and even manages to get in a shot at PETA using her own post as ammo. Jose Cheung jumps in to defend RandaPrince's stance with minor backing from Grifter. Clockstomper24 drops the gloves and comes out swinging on Mr. Pointy's side. jmr states she can watch children be killed, but not animals. Mr. Pointy comes back in basically telling jmr her priorities are fucked and saying he's "silly that way".
sgib recognizes the humor and gets in a couple of good one liners (see last line, third paragraph for my favorite). jmr looks like a psycho by restating she isn't bothered by a fictional child's murder after just posting that she cannot bear to see a fictional animal die. Clockstomper24 pours gas on the fire, jerry cries "Why, Dutch, why?", and Mr. Pointy attempts a half-assed cease fire while still goading the cat lovers by proposing "we drop the debate on the Neckwringing of Doom that Dutch unleashed on the Magical Cancer Curing Pussy of Ghandi". jmr agrees, but only after "I say just one more thing on the subject" and starts again.
katymo sneaks in a funny under spoiler tags, but tasteier and jerry aren't satisfied with the amount of damage Dutch received while strangling the kitty. jerry holds out hope for a kitty revival. tasteier strangely admits a new phrase in her vocabulary.
JackiFL admits to the strange vocabulary addition as well. Newbie plumedserpent comes in, disregards the FAQ, rehashes what was already discussed, rallies everyone to protest, and informs the masses that it was *gasp* a toy cat. Grifter and Brandon snark on her gently, but Mr. Pointy is not amused. suctionprints cheers him on as he drops all niceties.
plumedserpent questions the scruples of the entertainment industry and turtlegirl defends it's honor. plumedserpent keeps it going. Everybody else ignores them.
trancer puts things in perspective and coins the term "stunt pussy". Mr. Pointy continues his onslaught on plumedserpent and is rewarded with what is basically a "Whatever" post. The mod, keckler, finally jumps in and warns plumedserpent. However, Mr. Pointy is responding at the same time and they post only minutes apart. Mr. Pointy declares himself the winner by labeling plumedserpent "full of sound and fury...signifying nothing". Then he apologizes to the mod! Her response? "That's fine, but let's get back on topic."
Fabulous.
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