Nip/Tuck is dead! Long live Nip/Tuck!
Found this small but really catty wank on nip_tuck. Spoiler warning: contains detailed discussion of the S2 finale that aired last night.

iluvangelina: I know what the results of the finale are and I will TELL YOU IN ALL CAPS.

awwyea is unimpressed: You're an idiot, and you know jack shit.

iluvangelina wittily responds with: I do SO know what's going to happen, someone is going to die, because one of the actors is making a MOVIE! Because he's apparently never heard of "hiatuses."

_bexy thinks ILA is a complete and obvious moron, and then after ranting about it for five posts, invokes that "It's JUST a goddamned TV show" jurisimprudence law.

elevenphoenix points out that lots of actors do both TV shows and films at the same time. Like, say, Katie Holmes, the entire cast of Friends, and Ashton Kutcher.

iluvangelina attempts to argue that it doesn't count, because Ashton isn't a REAL actor, and the Friends cast don't make any movies that are any GOOD.

Then everyone gathers to commiserate about how stupid ILA is. In his own post. They think he's so dumb that awwyea feels compelled to warn the entire community about how stupid he is. Fun!