Hey, HP shippers? "Your sick, twisted little fantasies!" aren't appreciated!
Yes, fanfic_hate has had slow threads for a while and very little wank. But they're baaack! There's a new miscellaneous post:

No, it's not miscellaneous (damn, I have no idea how to spell that and the nearest dictionary is only about two clicks away - I'm entirely too lazy) fanfic, it's fanfic-related stuffness.

Think the Sugar Quill are elitist? Think every rabid 'shipper' on the planet needs to be shot? (Please don't say that, I'll get in trouble)

So of course people start on it.

And then we hit this thread, where there is Harry Potter, and so of course:



Wank about Cassie Claire! "I hate the fucking idiots who lick Cassie Claire's ass, as if stringing together a bunch of altered Buffy quotes makes you some sort of literary genius and not just one more stupid rabid fangirl."

Wank about ships!: "I hate the fucking idiots who write nasty crap about Harry having sex with Snape.

I hate the fucking idiots who write nasty crap about Harry having sex with Sirius.

I hate the fucking idiots who write nasty crap about Harry having sex with Dobby, Fawkes, Hagrid, Hagrid's umbrella, a giant spider, the squid from the lake, and an entire circle of Death Eaters, all in the same afternoon.

And, in the comment beneath it, the porn wank starts! "I hate the fucking morons who are wholly incapable of appreciating that this is a children's book, and the likelihood of their sick twisted little fantasies ever being in any way canon are precisely zero. Everyone has their sick, twisted elements, but not all of us regurgitate all over the internet and then squawk that our artistic creativity is being stifled when people say "this is sick, and it's canon rape, and you write about as well as Britney weds."

*Limyaael pauses to admire just how many jurisimprudence laws that little paragraph breaks*

Enjoy!