I do not want to so much be reminded that anything as foul and yes, masturbatory as you exists.
Bad fic, troll baiting, Fiction Alley Mods, pompous acedemics and much much more in this latest installment of Harry Potter Wank!

I don't know what the rest of this wank is about (although going back through mollymoon's journal looks promising) but this response is possibly one of the wankiest things I've ever seen and must be commemorated.

(In reply to a comment by Aja about the homophobic tone of FPBs fic:)
"But who is so prejudiced, narrow-minded, and utterly incapable of reading anything except through the black glasses of her hatred, that her reading is worth about as much as that of an Al Quaeda member. YOu pathetic ignorant fool, Harry was drunk; not only drunk, but viciously and aggressively drunk; not only viciously drunk, but gone to that place exactly in order to get drunk. And you take his insults to Draco seriously? You pompous fool, they are the ordinary currency of barroom brawls."</a>