I do not want to so much be reminded that anything as foul and yes, masturbatory as you exists.
Bad fic, troll baiting, Fiction Alley Mods, pompous acedemics and much much more in this latest installment of Harry Potter Wank!

I don't know what the rest of this wank is about (although going back through

mollymoon's journal looks promising) but this response is possibly one of the wankiest things I've ever seen and must be commemorated.

(In reply to a comment by Aja about the homophobic tone of FPBs fic:)
"But who is so prejudiced, narrow-minded, and utterly incapable of reading anything except through the black glasses of her hatred, that her reading is worth about as much as that of an Al Quaeda member. YOu pathetic ignorant fool, Harry was drunk; not only drunk, but viciously and aggressively drunk; not only viciously drunk, but gone to that place exactly in order to get drunk. And you take his insults to Draco seriously? You pompous fool, they are the ordinary currency of barroom brawls."</a>

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(Anonymous)
2004-10-08 06:33 pm UTC (link)

I am not ThreeOranges, but it is of no consequence. I am merely standing up for FPB. God knows he has plenty of people unfairly against him.

Friends with the BNFs? What's that got to do with anything?

Plenty, if you'd actually read the posts on FA.

I am not jealous of the BNFs. I have many of them on my friendslist on my journal at LJ and I wish them no ill will. Many of them are very friendly.

Stop being so condescending. It does not become you nor your argument.

|me|

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mouseybrown
2004-10-09 02:27 pm UTC (link)

God knows he has plenty of people unfairly against him.

"Unfairly against him"? Delusional much?

Plenty, if you'd actually read the posts on FA.

Well, I've read the posts on FAP and I'm still not seeing your BNF argument. There's one post from Heidi clarifying what they're doing and what happened. A couple from Molly explaining what happened. Are you sure you meant to use the plural of BNF or are you just confused as to what your point is?

Stop being so condescending. It does not become you nor your argument.

Bless. The anonywanker is getting in a strop. Sweetie, at least I have an argument. I'm not using the old "OMG u r so meeen!!!" rationale that you share with other sockpuppets.

You obviously haven't been paying attention to what you've read (or else the words have been too long for you to understand), but FPB has a long and proud history of wanking in HP fandom, which is probably why 99% of the people who've had the misfortune to encounter him, despise the little tick-turd. That also includes at least 5 of the people who he has currently friended on LJ.

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	(Anonymous) 2004-10-10 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm curious. Are those people blacklisted too (ten people have friended him, actually)? OMG u r so meeen Please do not insult my grasp of the English language. I do know how to spell and I loathe people who bastardize words like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	OMG U R SEW MEEEN deoridhe 2004-10-11 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	pulls out TEH BIG HOSE This one's REALLY unfunny! Everyone else, grab on to something solid!!! hoses down the spooge No!!! The Littles Armadillo!!! Noooooooo!!!! looses control of hose in the parodistic throes of grief (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OMG U R SEW MEEEN (Anonymous) 2004-10-12 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Have you ever considered a lobotomy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OMG U R SEW MEEEN deoridhe 2004-10-12 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but then -- ooh! Shiney! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: OMG U R SEW MEEEN phosfate 2004-10-12 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	We would if you'd just hold still long enough for us to get the drill fired up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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