See big ETA at the bottom of this post!

Hi, everyone! I have a Wank Story (kinda like a Baby Story, only without the baby, and with wank,) from the GAFF forum. It seems to have started in an RP, though I can't find the original post. The players are Karmyn31, and the forum that revolves around her. Here's a brief synopsis:

Karmyn31: Me! Hey, me! Me! Me! Me!

Everyone else: Uhhh, okay.

Karmyn31: Fine, ignore me. I'll just DIE!

Everyone else: Whatever. Anyway.

Karmyn31: I'm leaving. I said, I'm leaving! Really! This time I'm REALLY leaving!

Otehr people: Okay! So go!

Karmyn31: You guys are all mean! You hate me! Everyone hates me so I'm leaving so there goodbye!!111! FOR REAL THIS TIME!

A few fangirls: OMG We luff U PLS STAY!@!!11 Ignore teh MEANIES!

Everyone else: Okay. Stop it now.

Karmyn31: I'm sorry! Don't blame me, I have clinical depression! Depression! Me! Me, me, me, me! Me with depression! And, in case that wasn't enough information, I am also a virgin and will probably always be, so feel sorry for me!

Everyone else: ...uhhh...Okay.

Karmyn31: But I'm sick and poor and trying to write a sex scene! TEH STRESS! Stop picking on me!

Everyone else: ...

Karmyn31: Okay, I'm not really leaving. Hey guess what! MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP! SO EVERY1 PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Everyone else: By the way, GAFF is getting pointless. Can a bunch of people stop with the pointless posts and trolling?

Karmyn31: Stop picking on me! You're mean to me! It's all about me!

Everyone else: Karmyn31, chill out.

Karmyn31: A whole thread about me! And why you shouldn't pick on me!

Everyone else: Shut the hell up already! Jesus Christ!

Site Guru: Settle down.

Karmyn31: Nothing a little ass-kissing won't fix!




For the record, this person is 29 years old, okay? We're not talking about a preteen drama queen here.

And, that's that!
BIG ETA: As of today, that's 10/13, Karmyn31 has started yet another post about her sad self on GAFF: http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6769

She. Does. Not. Learn.